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My military branches can Evolve Infinitely
Author: Bimo Zhijian
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Mu Yuan accidentally obtained the qualification for a mysterious game which mirrors the real world. In this game, players could recruit troops, establish territories, and even manifest items from the game into reality. His game started with ten Little Skeletons, but... Little Skeleton→Skeleton Soldier→Skeleton Warrior→Skeleton General.....→ King of Skeleton "What if I evolve the Little Skeleton into an Emperor of Skeletons? How would you respond to that?" "Evolution Points, let's see what your limit is!" Several years later, when the worlds overlapped, Mu Yuan, amidst a throng of gods and demons, had ascended to the extreme peak. Tags: Management, Development, Evolution, Lord, Troops

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Rebirth to a Military Marriage: Good Morning Chief

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After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)

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Chen Yuan transmigrated and became a Mountain Patrol Military Officer. The eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain is his pasture. Unfortunately, the Great Qian Dynasty is in its final years, with its fate collapsing. Demonic disasters plague the land, bringing devastation to all living beings. The human world becomes a battleground, entering the mortal realm to face calamities. Monstrous beings and malevolent spirits take the stage, disrupting the martial world. Chen Yuan, armed with the Tiger Talisman for Mountain Moving, patrols on behalf of heaven, cutting down mountains and destroying temples. In the eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain, demons and monsters shall not appear!

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The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Kairie · LGBT+

After Being Blackened All Over the Internet, I Ruled the Military Variety Shows

After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

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What are some well - known Funny British Military Stories?
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2024-11-03 14:23
In a training session, a group of British soldiers were learning to parachute. One soldier was so nervous that when it was his turn to jump, he froze at the door of the plane. His comrades had to push him out. But instead of a smooth descent, his parachute got tangled up with another's. Fortunately, they both landed safely but the whole incident was very funny. This story has been passed around among the military for a long time.
Can you share some Funny British Military Stories?
1 answer
2024-11-03 13:00
During a military exercise, a group of British soldiers got lost in the countryside. Instead of panicking, they found a local farmer. They asked for directions in their formal military way which confused the farmer so much. In the end, they had to follow the farmer's dog to find their way back. It was quite a comical situation considering they were trained military personnel.
What are the characteristics of British funny stories?
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2024-11-17 08:08
British funny stories often feature dry humor. For example, a simple statement can be made in a way that has an unexpected or ironic twist. They also tend to be self - deprecating at times. Like a Brit might tell a story about their own clumsy attempts at something and make it humorous.
Tell me some British funny stories.
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2024-11-17 01:20
One British funny story is about a confused tourist in London. He asked a local for directions to Buckingham Palace. The local, with a very dry sense of humor, gave him a long, complicated set of directions that involved going around in circles. The tourist followed them earnestly until he realized he was back at the same spot. When he confronted the local, the local just said, 'Well, you've had a grand tour of the neighborhood then!'
What are some common themes in Funny British Stories?
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2024-12-05 19:16
One common theme is the British sense of propriety being turned on its head. For example, in stories where a very proper person gets into an unexpected and comical situation, like a high - society lady slipping on a banana peel in a posh street. Another theme is the idiosyncrasies of British weather. There are stories where people plan elaborate outdoor events and then the rain completely ruins it in a comical way, like a big picnic where everyone ends up huddled under a tiny umbrella. And of course, there are always stories about the unique characters you can find in British pubs, like the old man who tells outlandish stories that may or may not be true.
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