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After crossing over into a world of magic, Dean Bruce was mistaken for a powerful sorcerer. Though he initially intended to sternly refuse the beautiful woman’s request to become her mentor, she offered him far too much to say no! Completely clueless about magic, Dean Bruce had no choice but to make up spells on the spot. However, when he saw the astonishing power unleashed by the beautiful woman after chanting his random incantations, he was stunned. The spells he had carelessly invented… could they really comprehend magic and even forbidden spells? As Dean Bruce ascended to the pinnacle of magical prowess and became the Archmage, he candidly answered a reporter's question during an interview with the Alliance: "I never understood magic. I just made up a few incantations, that's all." People were in awe of him—this, they believed, was the true humility of a Grand Archmage!

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After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

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Share some funny made up creation stories.
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2024-11-06 06:35
Here's another. A magical unicorn was playing with its rainbow - colored mane one day. It got so tangled that when the unicorn shook its head in frustration, pieces of the mane flew off. Each piece turned into a different animal. The long, flowing parts became snakes, the curly bits became sheep, and the sparkly parts became birds. And that's how animals were created in this made - up story.
What are the elements usually included in funny made up creation stories?
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2024-11-06 11:01
Strange characters are often included, like a talking tree or a magical fish. These characters usually do something unexpected that leads to the creation of things. For example, the talking tree might sneeze and out come the seeds that grow into all the other plants.
What are the Apache Indian creation stories of how the world was made?
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2024-10-16 06:44
Apache Indian creation stories vary, but often involve powerful spirits and mythical elements shaping the world.
What are some funny earth creation stories?
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2024-11-27 23:27
One funny creation story is from some African tribes. They believe that the world was created when a giant bird laid an egg, and from that egg, the earth, sky, and all living things emerged. It's a simple yet imaginative view of creation.
What are some examples of funny creation stories?
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2024-11-07 03:07
In some Native American creation stories, the world was created by an animal or a spirit. For example, the raven in some tribes' stories. The raven was often a mischievous character. It found or created things in a rather comical way, like pulling the sun out from a hiding place, which gives a funny twist to the idea of creation.
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