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Legend of the Planet Builder

He Xingzhou knew about the invasion of the zerg and the dangerous fate of the solar system. To resist the apocalyptic crisis, he stepped out to warn mankind! He Xingzhou shocked the world when he built a nuclear reactor and activated the genes of the zerg on stream! Thus, under his plan, the entire country started building steel cities, massive mechs, spaceships, space castles... He Xingzhou said, "Let's set a small goal. Let's first build a Dyson sphere around the sun." [Dark Technology] + [Engineering Upgrade] + [Solar System Exploration] + [Dyson Sphere Plan] + [Star Cluster]. All of these elements make up our latest sci-fi novel!

Fire Hole · Sci-fi

Bermula dari Gubernur Planet

Empire ini mencakup bintang-bintang yang berkedip tanpa akhir, namun di masa depan yang gelap dan menakutkan ini, hanya ada perang tanpa henti. ...... Gu Hang menjadi gubernur sebuah planet tandus, di mana gubernur-gubernur sebelumnya telah dieksekusi karena gagal menyerahkan upeti tepat waktu. Monster dan Badai Energi Rendah mengamuk, faksi-faksi penyintas saling berkonspirasi, kemunduran teknologi, produktivitas rendah, kebangkitan kembali Dewa Jahat, Orc Kulit Hijau berakar dan berkembang... "Jangan panik dulu, biar aku periksa panel di bawah." [Military Tokens], [Heroes], [Technology], [Events]... Bermula sebagai gubernur planet, dia akan membangun armada yang melintasi Lautan Bintang, menekan semua bentuk alien, bidah, pengkhianat, dan iblis kekacauan! Meskipun aku membentuk kelompok tempur sendiri, mendanai Biarawati Tempur, mengalihkan pajak kekaisaran, dan mengabaikan perintah penempatan... Aku tahu aku sangat setia! Pengkhianat? Ini jelas Empire Ketiga!

Red Heart Fabric · Sci-fi

Legenda Pembuat Planet

He Xingzhou mengetahui tentang invasi zerg dan nasib berbahaya sistem tata surya. Untuk melawan krisis apokaliptik, dia melangkah maju untuk memperingatkan umat manusia! He Xingzhou menggemparkan dunia ketika dia membangun reaktor nuklir dan mengaktifkan gen-gen zerg saat siaran langsung! Demikianlah, di bawah rencananya, seluruh negara mulai membangun kota-kota baja, mech raksasa, pesawat luar angkasa, kastil luar angkasa... He Xingzhou berkata, "Mari kita tetapkan tujuan kecil. Mari kita bangun Bola Dyson di sekitar matahari terlebih dahulu." [Teknologi Gelap] + [Peningkatan Teknik] + [Eksplorasi Sistem Tata Surya] + [Rencana Bola Dyson] + [Gugus Bintang]. Semua elemen ini membentuk novel fiksi ilmiah terbaru kita!

Fire Hole · Sci-fi

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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