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Transmigrate into a different world, start as a criminal soldier, master the deconstruction core system, and embark on a peculiar journey as a wizard.

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Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"

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Système de Construction de Clan : Je ne suis pas le Protagoniste ?!

"Maître de Secte ! Épouse-moi !" Si seulement les choses étaient aussi simples. Fang Yuan laisse échapper un long soupir, les yeux fixés sur la montagne de paperasse qui menace d'engloutir son bureau et son âme. En tant que plus jeune chef de famille de l'histoire, on pourrait penser qu'il profiterait de la célébrité, de la fortune et d'admirateurs empressés. Au lieu de cela, il est enseveli sous la bureaucratie, coincé à arbitrer les disputes entre les anciens, et se demande si le trésor de la secte dévore mystérieusement les pierres spirituelles. Bien sûr, les vieux schnocks ont leur expérience, leurs barbes et leurs réputations prestigieuses. Mais Fang Yuan ? Il possède une chose qu'ils n'ont pas : une puissance brute, inébranlable. Né dans un monde où le talent inné règne en maître, Fang Yuan—un transmigrateur armé de détermination moderne—a réellement accompli l'impossible : il s'est hissé au sommet avec rien d'autre qu'un travail acharné sans relâche. Alors que tous les autres naviguaient sur des lignées célestes et des physiques dorés, lui s'entraînait, étudiait et manigançait. Maintenant, il est assez fort pour plier la volonté du ciel. Mais la cultivation n'est pas que faisceaux d'épée et gloire. La vie de chef de famille vient avec son lot de malheurs—notamment, regarder son agaçant et beau frère cadet attirer toute l'attention féminine comme une sorte de roman d'amour ambulant. "Ce n'est pas juste," murmure Fang Yuan, tamponnant un autre parchemin. "Je suis le protagoniste ici... n'est-ce pas ?"

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Are there any really hilarious funny construction accident stories?
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2024-12-07 05:22
At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.
Can you share some funny construction accident stories?
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2024-12-07 00:03
There was a time when a group of workers were building a small house. One worker accidentally drilled a hole in the wrong wall. When the supervisor came to check, he was so confused. The worker tried to explain that he thought it was the other side. We all had a good laugh about it later because it didn't cause any real damage in the end.
Top construction accident stories: What are some of the most notable ones?
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2024-12-16 05:37
The Rana Plaza building collapse in Bangladesh in 2013 can be considered a major construction accident story. Although it was mainly a garment factory building, the shoddy construction led to the collapse that killed over 1,100 people. In construction terms, it shows the importance of proper building codes and inspections. Another well - known one is the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse in Kansas City in 1981. Two suspended walkways in the hotel lobby collapsed during a party, killing 114 people. It was due to a design change during construction that weakened the structure.
What can we learn from top construction accident stories?
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2024-12-13 20:16
From top construction accident stories, we can learn the importance of strict safety regulations. For example, in the case of the Florida International University bridge collapse, proper inspection procedures might have prevented the disaster. Also, we learn that communication between different parties in a construction project, like engineers, contractors, and architects, is crucial. In the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse, a miscommunication in the design change led to the accident.
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
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2024-11-20 18:21
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
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