10 lines funny stories

One funny opening line could be 'Once upon a time, in a land not too far away but with really strange smelling cheese, there lived a frog who thought he was a prince, but everyone else thought he was just a very confused amphibian.'

Welcome to the world of web novel lovers. I will do my best to provide you with the funniest novel lines. Here are some classic lines: Sooner or later, he would have to pay back his debt. Infernal Affairs Two people can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. Picking Up Money Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river flowing eastward in spring. "Linjiang Immortal: Reminiscence of the Past" I've done a lot of stupid things, but the stupider thing is that I told them to others. The Secret That Can't Be Said I have no talent, no golden armor, no colorful clouds, only a heart of mortals. Battle Through the Heavens 6. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river flowing eastward in spring. "Linjiang Immortal: Reminiscence of the Past" 7. Asking you how many favors you can give is like a bottomless abyss hanging endlessly. League of Legends Living not only requires oxygen but also courage and strength. Alive The youth does not know the taste of sorrow and falls in love with the floor. Love goes up to the next floor, and I write a new poem to express my sorrow. Sapphire Case: Yuan Xi Sooner or later, you'll have to pay back your debt if you don't pay it back today or tomorrow. It's best if you pay it back once and never have a relapse. Infernal Affairs

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And also, I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat replied, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned.' Another one: A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'What'll it be?' The duck says, 'Just give me some water and put it on my bill.'

The following are some funny lines from Detective Conan: The Criminal, Mr. Fuzawa-san: When the streetcar arrived in Yonagawa, no one dared to get off after opening the door. Mr. Fuzawa-san walked out alone and was warned by passers-by:" Hey, this is Yonagawa! Are you stupid? Do you want to die? Come back quickly. Normal people won't come near this town." What Mr. Zawa was thinking was,"The world's top crime city, Mi Hanamachi, is the most suitable city for me to live in." The real estate agent also said,"This is Mi Hua Town. A house without accidents is very precious." In the past 20 years, accident houses had eroded the housing market explosively. " No one knows if this is a conspiracy or the doing of a certain god of death…" In addition, the graceful dance of Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, and Hui Yuan in the op could also be seen as a funny element. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>