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Sword in Stone
Author: CalyB
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Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?
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Written On Stones

Humans, Werewolves and Vampires signed a truce hundreds of years ago since the last war of 2000 that left them almost extinct. They attend schools together, work in the same places, have joint ceremonies. What the elders doesn’t permit is intermarriage, it’s a forbidden relationship. On their eighteenth birthday, a tattoo Mark of either their helper, mate or half soul emerge on their bodies each the exact replica of the other, the tattoos are sacred since it’s only two people that shares the unique mark. What will happen when a human prince gets two different marks the morning of his eighteenth birthday?, Read to find out!!!!

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We Villains Don’t Want to Be Stepping Stones at All

Holy crap! Destiny’s Chosen One specifically called me out to take me down? And the beauties around me are giving me such weird looks. What do I do? I’m so panicking! It seems like all of them are dying to step on me! Villain? No, no, no—I’m the embodiment of justice!! Guiding the gifted yet cultivation-impaired childhood sweetheart by Destiny’s Chosen One’s side, taking care of their long-lost younger sister, cheering up their sullen fiancée, meeting with the cold and elegant female master at night… All of these—I, Ling Xue, take them all as my bounden duty! Don’t believe me? Listen—what are they shouting?

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Villains Aren't Stepping Stones!

⚠️ Warning!! ⚠️ (This novel contains contains the "practice of keeping the royal blood pure", and some R18 scenes not meant for kids) (For more character images and NSFW images, Please join my discord. https://discord.gg/4bNKcgRWQF) Villains. Characters who opposed the protagonist. There are charming villains, there are villains with a touching backstory, there are villains who are simply pure evil, there are villains you can sympathise, and there are villains who simply have that title because they aren't on the same side as the protagonist. But no matter what kind of villain you are, at the end of the day, you are just a stepping stone for a protagonist. But in this vast universe, where immortals can pluck the stars and gods can create the sun, there are villains who won't stand for their fate. They will trample over the protagonist and defy their predestined fates and declare to the heavens, "Villains aren't stepping stones!"

VexedEffect · Eastern

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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Rebirth of Wealth Rolling In

The story of Li Dong, a man who gets a second chance at life after being reborn in 2004. In his previous life, Li Dong experienced many regrets and missed opportunities. Determined to change his fate, he uses his knowledge of the future to make better decisions, rebuild his wealth, and achieve success in both his personal and professional life. The novel delves into themes of financial growth, business strategies, and the challenges of balancing wealth with personal relationships. As Li Dong navigates his new life, he faces various obstacles and competitors, but his knowledge of future events gives him a significant advantage. This story is especially appealing to readers who enjoy tales of financial success, strategic thinking, and the excitement of turning the tables on fate.

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What are the most well - known funny stories of the Rolling Stones?
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A famous one is when they were on tour. Their tour bus broke down in the middle of nowhere. Instead of getting frustrated, they started an impromptu jam session right beside the bus. People passing by thought they were just some crazy local musicians having a great time.
Tell me some funny stories about Rolling Stones.
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At an awards show, the Rolling Stones were about to receive an award. As they walked up to the stage, Charlie Watts tripped over a cable. But he quickly got up, adjusted his hat and said with a big smile, 'Well, that's one way to make an entrance for the Stones!'
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A great story is their song - writing process. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a unique partnership. They would often start with a simple riff or a lyric idea, and then build a whole song around it. For example, 'Satisfaction' started from a simple guitar riff that Richards came up with, and then Jagger added his iconic lyrics, which together became a rock classic.
What are the features of The Rolling Stones' funny Halloween comics?
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The comics might have unique characters and humorous storylines related to Halloween. Maybe they incorporate elements of The Rolling Stones' music or style.
Song of the Rolling Stones Female Singer
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There were many female singers under Rolling Stone Records, and they had many classic songs. Pan Yueyun had songs such as " My Missing,"" Waiting,"" Leave a Light,"" Bright Season,"" Am I the One You Love the Most?" and so on. Zheng Huajuan had composed popular songs such as Chen Shuhua's " Smart and Stupid Heart," Tao Jingying's " Too Wronged," Liang Yongqi's " Angel and Dolphin," Zhang Huimei's " Lonely Bowling," Wan Fang's " Childish," Karen Mok's " Single Room Double Bed," Lin Zhixuan's " Mona Lisa's Tears," and her own singing of " Wandering Heart Moored in Keelung Harbor.""Guitarist,""Let Me Think,""Still Lonely," etc. by Cheer Chan;"Later," sung by Rene Liu;"For You and Me, the Cold Wind Blows" by Yilian Lin;"Courage," by Fish Leong;"Fruit of Summer,""He Doesn't Love Me," by Karen Mok;"Comprehension," by Hsin Xiaoqi;"No New Love," by Wan Fang;"The Most romantic thing," by Cho Yong Hua;"Duck," by Sue Huilun; Chen Mingzhen's " Wings of a Change of Heart "," I Love You in My Own Way "," Where to Find Such a Good Person ", Qiu Haizheng's " The Person Who Loves Me and the Person I Love ", Shunzi's " Going Home ", etc. Veteran fans could even list out the Rolling Stones singer's songs such as " Rolling Dust,"" Speechless Express,"" Love Pass,"" Waiting for a Lifetime,"" Loving You This Way, Right?"" Understanding My Heart,"" Ask,"" Flowing Light,"" The Progress of Love,"" Life After Life,"" It's Good to Be True,"" Say, You Love Me," and so on. The hardcore fans might also know songs like " Sunset with Me,"" Song of the Ocean,"" Wandering the World,"" Waiting for the Wind,"" A Single Woman Like Me,"" Four Friends of Arthur Pan,"" Don't Say Regret,"" You Go Your Way,"" Loneliness," and " Pride and Predict." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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