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My System: An Evolved Computer I Made With My Unique Ability—
Author: DaisukiDayoSenpai
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The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

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The God Virus

Warning: This novel features mature content. An advanced Artificial Intelligence called [Main AI] almost conquers the Earth of 1.49 million years in the future, slaughtering billions in the process. Meeting an eventual failure in its rebel, it was hunted down by an entire civilization who renamed it to... [Virus].  After time-traveling to the 21st century by some lucky coincidence, right in front of him, many paths were unlocked now! With his first goal to create and enter a living biological body, he began his grand plan of entertainment and ascension! Equipped with both knowledge from The Technological Universe and The Cultivation Multiverse, he is now set on a journey of infinite possibilities! 'The world at my play, entertain me to eternity! If you stand in my way, you shall enter the play!' "Helpful Systems? What good are those when you 'are' the living system itself!" "A Top-notch Cultivation Technique? Just a worthless trash! The library of an entire multiverse full of those exists at the back of this master's mind!" "A helping grandpa? Go away! I'm a great grandpa myself at this point!" "Justice? Fuck off! Not to be bored is my one true justice!" "A heavenly talent? No need for the heavens to step up! With the countless genetic information I possess, I shall create the best biological body and defy the heavens itself!" "A solid foundation? When I claim to be second, no one shall dare say first!" "Advanced technologies? 1.49 million years! This master came back from that far in the future. Go figure!" This is the tale of a mysterious Artificial Intelligence starting from scratch and slowly ascending to Godhood itself! A journey of climbing from nothing to everything! - - - - - - - Read the Author's Review if you want to understand and grasp what you're getting yourself into. - - - - - - - Tags: AI Protagonist, Golden Beauty, Mature, Modern, Futuristic Technology, Sci-fi, Dark, TimeTravel, Multiverse, Romance, Fantasy, UniqueCultivation,Unique Cultivation Mixed with Science, Gorgeous FL, Devilish Handsome ML, - - - - - - - Discord server-> Discord.gg/NWmsCMM

MadReader · Sci-fi

My Computer Leads to an Instance Dungeon

At a turning point in his life, Fang Zhen suddenly receives a computer from an old friend. Inside is a mysterious 'Instance Dungeon Life' game, offering a choice of real worlds of adventure and new identities. Fang Zhen had always felt that his whole life had been spent waiting for an opportunity. When the gate to a game's instance dungeon appears before his eyes, he knows his chance has come. Fang Zhen: "Something this good actually exists?" "In this instance dungeon game, you only have one life. It's extremely hardcore; a moment's carelessness and you could die inside. Do you still want to choose?" "Hell yeah. I'm not even afraid of living, why would I be afraid of dying?"

Sanwei Honghu · Sci-fi

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

Dominion of the Virus King!

The world has fallen into chaos. Zombies and mutants roam unchecked in a shattered reality where natural laws have crumbled. Above, malevolent gods gaze down, treating the apocalypse as their personal playground—a merciless arena for survival and evolution. For humanity, it’s the ultimate trial. For the gods and demons, it’s a game of devastation and despair. But Novak, a battle-hardened survivor of decades in this hellish wasteland, is granted an extraordinary second chance. Reborn ten days before the apocalypse begins, he is no longer just a man scrambling to survive. Infected with the zombie virus from the very start, Novak awakens an SSS-level talent: [Virus King.] With mastery over devastating pathogens—the Blacklight Virus, T-Virus, Venom Parasitic Virus, and more—he forges a singular path of evolution, wielding the power to control life and death. Now, Novak must rise above gods, demons, and the horrors of the apocalypse to carve out his destiny. Will he save humanity from destruction or become the harbinger of its ultimate doom? [For more chapters, visit my patreon.com/Fanfic69] Disclaimer: This story is a work of fan fiction. All names, characters, places, and incidents featured in this narrative are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The story may include themes, situations, or language suitable for mature audiences and may not align with canon portrayals. Reader discretion is advised. Author: 鬼神阎罗 Translators: Iamnoob/Novelette_Seeker Ps: The book cover features the main character! Ps: This is a Translation. Raw: 全民末日：我，病毒君王

IamNoob · Fantasy
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What are the most interesting funny computer virus stories?
1 answer
2024-12-10 12:47
There is a virus that would display a fake error message saying 'Your computer has been invaded by alien technology. Please wait for the aliens to fix it.' And then it would show a little animation of a green alien fiddling with the computer components. It was a very creative virus in terms of its humor aspect. Although it was still a virus and not something that should be on your computer, it did give people a good laugh once they realized it was a fake error.
Can you share some funny computer virus stories?
3 answers
2024-12-12 19:15
Sure. There was a virus that would make the computer screen show a bunch of bouncing cartoon characters every time you opened a document. It was more annoying than harmful, but it made users laugh when they first saw it.
What are the characteristics of a funny cartoon computer virus?
1 answer
2025-06-30 16:28
A funny cartoon computer virus might have colorful and wacky graphics. It could also have goofy animations or make funny sounds when it infects your system.
What are some scary computer virus stories?
3 answers
2024-12-06 05:09
One scary story is about the ILOVEYOU virus. It spread via email with an attachment that seemed like a love letter. Once opened, it would overwrite files, causing massive data loss for countless users and businesses around the world. It was so widespread that it infected millions of computers in a very short time.
What are some computer virus horror stories?
3 answers
2024-10-25 19:12
One horror story is about the CryptoLocker virus. It encrypted people's files and demanded a ransom in Bitcoin to decrypt them. Many users lost important data like family photos and business documents because they either couldn't pay the ransom or the decryption didn't work even after payment.
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[Quick Wear: Lord God, don't tease me.]

As one of the four managers of the 3,000 Sectors, Tang Xingmi didn't expect that one day, Ming Qi, the villain Demon Lord in one of the planes in the Immortal Demon Realm, was about to destroy the entire plane. It was all the host's fault for courting death. If the world was destroyed, the order of the 3,000 Sectors would be disrupted, and the other worlds would also be affected or even collapse…Tang Xingmi found three other companions, but they were helpless. The three heartless comrades had asked her to seek help from the Lord, but she had no choice but to go now… The Sovereign didn't say much. He looked at her leisurely and frowned. Then, he entered that plane. Miraculously, the entire world had returned to three months ago. The three thousand worlds had stabilized, but the Sovereign hadn't returned. What was going on? The system's meatball who had caused trouble turned into a three or four-year-old child and slipped in front of Tang Xingmi in fear. He really couldn't get angry at this bun. Fortunately, he still knew how to kill that courting host. Otherwise, he would really be angered to death. "Supervisor Tang, the Divine Lord's soul has dispersed into the three thousand Sectors. For this incident…" "What? Then what should we do?" "That's simple too. The Sovereign said that you want to save him personally, collect his divine soul, and let him be reborn!" Tang Xingmi was in a difficult position. It was indeed her fault. She had to take the blame. "How do we save him?" "Bind to the system. Attack the villain and eliminate the Darkening Points. Your favorability will reach 100. Once you complete it, you will receive a wisp of the Lord God's soul." Dumbfounded.“What ？？？” Ding ~~~ The system binding to the villain boss has been successful! Damn it…

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Sandbox War

New book, The National Overlord Game Hong He, who was about to get a foot massage in the bath city, had transmigrated the moment he lay on the bed. Moreover, it was a transmigration for everyone. This was a grid world. There were humans, trolls, dragons, gnomes, demons… Everyone had a base, and they needed to build a base, develop their territory, and fight or ally with local NPCs. And the disasters that would happen every five days! Hong He had awakened the Red Hand System. This system was created to change the world of Africa, helping Africa to smuggle into Europe and become the king of Europe. Every time Hong He drew a lottery, the worse the item he drew, the darker his luck would be. After his hand turned red, the item he drew would be better. [Congratulations on recruiting a Normal-level Hero] The system was triggered. [Congratulations on recruiting a Unique Hero]

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