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Football singularity
Author: TrikoRex223
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A story about a man that died with a lot of regrets. Follow him as gets a chance to rewrite his story and do right by those whom he fails in the past. Follow his journey as he embarks on the road to becoming The Greatest Of All Time, The Goat, The singularity. Of the beautiful game of Football Thank you for giving my novel a chance I’m quit new to this so I hope you enjoyable read in a world of my creation

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Volume 1 :The Journey Begins Again
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After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!

Kaka: Huang Kai was the greatest hero of the Istanbul night, although he played only a little. Ancelotti: Huang Kai is a super genius, it's just too bad his body isn’t quite up to par. Maldini: Huang Kai is the most important player on the team. I suggest the club re-sign him for another five years. Barcelona: To sign Huang Kaiwen, we decided to demonstrate our sincerity by signing his cousin with an annual salary of one million euros. The veterinarians in Milan are no good; he won't get injured with us in Barcelona. Bayern Munich: We have the Divine Doctor! Huang Kaiwen, the biggest slacker in soccer. From slacking off every day, forced to make sporadic appearances, he ultimately was forced to become the team's savior. Football, anything is possible!

Burial Love Ye Liangchen · Sports

God Of football

Izan, a Spanish-Japanese boy who lived with his mother and sister in the heart of Valencia played for the Valencia academy since he could remember. As life fucks as all, Izan found himself being laid off by his club for being talentless. Frustrated, Izan runs around his local pitch, trying to get the news off his mind. As fate would have it, Izan gets struck by lightning which gives him a system. Izan with the system embarks on a journey to becoming 'THE' god of football. We all know he can and probably will but how does he get there? ************ 1. set in post messi-ronaldo dominant era.[2022, post-messi-ronaldo peak era in Europe] 2. Real-world likeness. 3. 1700 words on average 4. There is a system but no over the top emphasis on it. Pure Football lovers here. Let's get this novel up. Help me with your Golden Tickets and reviews and share this Novel ************* Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google 1 dragon: 2 bonus chapters 1 magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters [will be released the day following the gift] 30 golden tickets= 1bonus chapter [will be spread across the week if its too many]

Art233 · Sports

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Uncle De Yun · Urban

My College Teacher is My Children's Mom

After the Gaokao ended, Lin Feng started working at a bar to earn tuition. Unexpectedly, he encountered a beautiful woman who was drowning her sorrows, insisting that Lin Feng drink with her. Both got drunk as skunks, unconscious. When Lin Feng woke up, the beautiful woman had already left, and the previous night seemed like a dream. Two years later, during the first semester of his sophomore year, a beautiful tutor suddenly joined his class. Lin Feng: Hm? This beautiful lady, why does she look a bit familiar? Zhang Yuxi: Lin Feng, do you still remember that night two years ago? Lin Feng: ??? When Lin Feng saw the four adorably clueless babies in Zhang Yuxi's home, he knew he couldn’t run away anymore…

J.K. luosen · Urban

Football: My AI System Provides Max-Level Predictions

Inter Milan's star is dim, Florentina is high-spirited, no one in Serie A can forever maintain their reign. Who will unify the world? In 2014, Inter was at a historical low point, ranked 9th in the league, constantly refreshing the lower limit. The glory of the treble winner had disappeared! Fortunately, Tang Long traveled back, and his brain fused with an AI football system called the "Green Grass Wisdom Engine". This system, originating from 2084, combines advanced machine learning, big data analysis, and sports science. It can continuously upgrade through match feed and provide Tang Long with divine predictions! -Cross 5% chance to central area, 5% chance to out of bounds, 90% chance to the near post, move early to grab the spot! -Detected that opponent's center-back pair will have a hidden gap in three seconds, prepare a through pass! -The angle between the wall and goalkeeper is 0.62dc, big data shows shooting the upper right corner has a scoring rate of 88.76%! Tang Long frequently makes "Divine Hand" actions off the pitch, shocking everyone! C Luo: "It's simply divine! Every prediction by Tang is three seconds ahead, he seems to foresee the future!" Icardi: "My European Golden Boot, nine-tenths of the credit goes to Tang!" Guardiola: "He's simply the prophet of the football world in the 21st century!" Mancini: "After Ronaldo, Tang is the second alien. His understanding of football far surpasses this era!"

Pine Garden 314 · Sports
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What are some memorable college football funny stories?
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2024-12-10 06:16
There was a college football player who thought the referee's whistle was for a different reason during a game. He started celebrating prematurely and ran all the way to the end zone. When he realized his mistake, his face turned bright red. It was really funny.
Tell me some funny college football stories.
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2024-11-15 04:08
One time, during a college football game, a player was so excited to score a touchdown that he ran the wrong way. Instead of running towards his team's end zone, he sprinted towards the opponent's end zone. His teammates were yelling at him to turn around, and the whole stadium was in stitches.
Can you share some college football funny stories?
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2024-12-10 02:21
Well, in one college football game, the quarterback was about to make a long pass. But a big gust of wind blew his hat right off his head at that moment. He was so focused on the pass that he didn't notice at first. By the time he realized, the pass had already gone wrong. His hatless and confused look made the whole stadium burst into laughter.
Can you share some more funny college football stories?
1 answer
2024-11-14 13:01
Sure. In one game, a player's shoelace came undone right before a crucial play. As he ran, he stepped on his own shoelace and fell flat on his face. His team managed to still make a great play out of it, but everyone was laughing at his little mishap.
What are the college football top stories?
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2024-12-07 14:52
Well, one of the top stories could be about a major upset where a small - ranked team defeats a highly - favored one. This shakes up the rankings and creates a lot of buzz.
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[My friend signed in for ten thousand years: I have transcended the Great Dao.]

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The Lord God's Rescue Plan

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The koi boss was reborn with the space.

The food blogger Luo Sijin woke up one day to find that the Luo family, which had been born in a fictional world with a large population in 1980, was pitiful. Sons over women? It didn't exist! With the protection of the koi and the blessing of the spatial spring, it had become the little treasure of fortune in the hearts of the people of Luo Family Village. "Fu Bao, go to the ground with Auntie." One mu of land produced three thousand catties. "Fu Bao, follow Uncle up the mountain!" The five uncles who went up the mountain to hunt returned triumphantly with a wild boar each. Wherever Luo Sijin went, the clouds would disperse on cloudy days and the rain would stop on rainy days. Hens would lay two eggs a day, rabbits would directly hit trees, and fish and prawns would jump into their arms in groups. Who wouldn't say that the Luo family had produced a blessing package?………… Lu Duo secretly protected Luo Sijin." This is my wife. Don't fight with me." I'll draw a circle and curse you if you snatch it from me…"

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