valentine's day humorous stories

365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"

Stupa Demon · Urban

Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

My 100-Day Secret Marriage With The Boss

“Didn’t you want me to be with you when you bought me? I’m willing to do it!” said the cold business tycoon. He was unrivalled when he behaved like a bully. “You… You liar!” She was pissed. He set up this trap and lured her into it. Now, he blamed her. She could not tolerate it anymore. She wanted a divorce. “Fine.” Spoiling a wife had no limits. He accommodated her whims. “The corporation belongs to you; The house belongs to you; The car belongs to you; I belong to you.” Who is Ye Lanchen? An unbeatable business tycoon. Who is Ye Lanchen? An unpredictable, distant overlord. Who is Ye Lanchen? A devil who spoils his wife to the core.

Fox's Red Dress · Urban

48 Hours a Day

Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.

Xiao Dai Zhao · Sci-fi

Wandering Gods of Day and Night

The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head. The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent. To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth. This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers. What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent? Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.' The Zhou Family Troupe, is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...

The mountains are all ink-colored. · Eastern

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Dear readers as per your request, double chapters will be released on weekends. please give me more reviews thank you. happy valentine's day 2026. happy valentine's day 2026.

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The understanding of a certain science

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[Survival in the Apocalypse: Humans Shrinking 100 Times]

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At the beginning of the game, all the players cried.

After traveling through the Xianxia game " Immortal Tomb ", Qingfeng Li discovered a big secret. The Immortal's Grave was a real world. The immortal energy and skills cultivated in it could be used in the real world! And he, in the game's first closed beta novice mission, won first place and received a heaven-defying reward! In the game, he would absorb 1% of every player's increase in celestial spiritual energy! In this way, he became the biggest capitalist in the world of " Immortal's Grave ", and all the players in the game worked for him! Hence… Li Qingfeng started recruiting People all over the world worked for him in the game… And he began to reap the benefits.

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After being confessed to by the school belle, I started to live in the countryside

Before graduating from university, Chen Tao received a confession from the school belle and accidentally activated the god-level village system. From then on, he started the village life with the school belle's live broadcast. Unknowingly, the school belle had gained hundreds of millions of fans. Chen Tao activated one extraordinary skill after another, starting the god-level village life!

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The villain's avatar was blown up again

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