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Hospital 444
Author: Black spark
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Dai Lin became a surgeon at a strange hospital. Here, they don't treat diseases but various horrific and mysterious curses! Divided into the Resentful Spirit Department, Malicious Ghost Department, Evil Ghost Department, Fierce Spirit Department, and the enigmatic Demons Department... The eerie hospital, however, had some bewildering rules: First, believe that the hospital is called Hospital 444, not 666 Hospital. Second, between midnight and four in the morning, doctors and nurses must never enter the outpatient area. Third, if you experience a severe headache and notice an inverted cross on your forehead, immediately seek treatment at the hospital's Demons Department. Fourth, all doctors in the hospital wear white masks. If you see a doctor with a red mask, ignore them and make sure they do not realize you can see them. Fifth... And Dai Lin obtained a magical artifact, a pair of the Devil's Eye —the left eye could detect, sense, and attack, while the right eye could imprison, seal, and even devour and absorb. And the source of all the terror in this hospital was the director who had never been seen by anyone...

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Can you share some funny hospital discharge stories?
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2024-10-30 17:50
Well, there was this guy who had been in the hospital for a while. When he was finally being discharged, the nurse handed him his crutches. He was so excited that he started using them as pretend swords, dueling with the doctor and saying he was now 'free from the hospital dungeon'. It was hilarious to see the doctor play along for a bit.
What are some of the most amusing funny hospital discharge stories you've heard?
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2024-10-31 02:50
There was a patient who was discharged on a rainy day. Instead of using the umbrella the hospital provided, he put the hospital bedpan on his head as a makeshift 'hat' to keep dry. Everyone around couldn't stop laughing. It was quite a sight.
What kind of funny cartoon can be made for a hospital patient's discharge?
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2025-09-06 15:56
How about a cartoon where the patient is surrounded by funny-looking doctors and nurses all waving goodbye and doing funny dances? That could be really amusing.
Are there any dishonorable discharge success stories?
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2024-11-04 23:34
Yes, there are. For example, some individuals who received a dishonorable discharge managed to turn their lives around by starting their own small businesses. They used the skills they learned in the military, like discipline and leadership, in a new context. They focused on building something positive from the ground up, despite the setback of the discharge.
discharge port
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2025-01-12 19:39
A discharge gate was a water conservancy structure used to discharge excess water or flood discharge from irrigation channels. He could understand some of the characteristics and functions of the vent. For example, the discharge gate was located at the end of the irrigation canal to discharge the accumulated water and facilitate the maintenance of the canal. In terms of flood control, the discharge gate could be used to discharge floods and reduce the flood pressure in the water collection area of the water system. At the same time, the discharge gate could also be used to regulate the flow of water from the upstream to ensure that the water flowed smoothly into the downstream river. According to different situations, the gates of the discharge gate could be fully opened or adjusted according to the actual water level. However, detailed information about the discharge ports, such as the number, location, and size of the discharge ports in different regions, required further investigation and research.
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