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Urban Most Awesome Dad
Author: Zi Mo Yan Ran
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He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."

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Submitting to My Best Friend's Dad

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

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Twins Reunite: Bringing Mom and Dad Together!

Seven years ago, Eleanor Sterling was framed and humiliated by her treacherous sister, resulting in the birth of a child with an unknown father. Seven years later, she returns with her adorable child and numerous disguises to seek revenge and sweep away all wicked foes. However, she unexpectedly finds herself entangled with two persistent individuals. Little Sticky Bun: "Mommy, it's buy one, get one free!" Big Sticky Bun traps her in his embrace, gritting his teeth: "Hacked my account?" Eleanor Sterling: "Alaric, let me explain." The man then brings out the two children, "Stole my genes?" Eleanor grits her teeth; the man who ruined her reputation years ago was him? Alaric Faulkner carries her to bed, "One stolen, punished tenfold, give me another to compensate!"

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Invincible Dad

For ten thousand years, the invincible Emperor Xu Lai, descends to the Earth and takes on the role of a stay-at-home dad. Anyone who dares to bully his daughter would face his wrath! Xu Lai asked, "My dear daughter, when you look up, what do you see?" "Nighttime, the stars." "That's not just the stars, it's the empire I've built for you. In the future, you'll rule over billions of galaxies, you'll be the Empress of the Immortal Realm!" "Dad, you're bragging again. You can't even give me a little brother or sister," Xu Yiyi pouted. "..."

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Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...

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What are the most memorable funny dad delivery stories?
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2024-11-01 01:13
Well, there's the story of a dad delivering Christmas presents to his kids' school. He dressed up as Santa for the occasion. But as he walked into the classroom, he tripped over a toy left on the floor and all the presents went flying. The kids were more amused than disappointed. Another is a dad delivering a new puppy to his kids as a surprise. He put the puppy in a box and when he opened it, the puppy jumped out and ran around the yard with the kids chasing it, and the dad just stood there laughing.
Can you share some funny dad delivery stories?
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2024-10-31 22:48
Sure. One funny dad delivery story is about a dad who was so excited to pick up a pizza for his family. He got to the pizzeria and when they handed him the box, he accidentally dropped it on the ground right outside the door. The pizza slid all over the sidewalk. He sheepishly went back in to order another one, and his family still teases him about it.
What are some funny pizza delivery stories?
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2024-10-27 06:11
There was a customer who ordered pizza but when the delivery guy arrived, the customer was in his pajamas and had forgotten his wallet inside. He ran back in but locked himself out. So, the delivery guy had to wait with the pizza while the customer tried to find a way back in. In the end, they both shared the pizza outside while waiting for the locksmith.
Can you share some funny delivery stories?
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2024-12-16 10:44
Sure. One time, a delivery guy accidentally delivered a pizza to the wrong house. The person at that house was really confused but also super hungry, so they just accepted it. When the real customer called to complain, the pizza place had to make a new one and deliver it for free. It was quite a mix - up but also hilarious.
Funny Delivery Room Stories: Share Your Experiences
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2024-11-25 19:51
One funny delivery room story I heard was about a dad who fainted right when the baby was about to be born. He was all excited and ready, but as soon as he saw a little bit of blood, down he went. The nurses had to take care of him first while the mom was just laughing through her contractions.
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