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Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...

Faded Makeup · Urban

Submitting to My Best Friend's Dad

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Scarlett Rossi · Urban

Twins Reunite: Bringing Mom and Dad Together!

Seven years ago, Eleanor Sterling was framed and humiliated by her treacherous sister, resulting in the birth of a child with an unknown father. Seven years later, she returns with her adorable child and numerous disguises to seek revenge and sweep away all wicked foes. However, she unexpectedly finds herself entangled with two persistent individuals. Little Sticky Bun: "Mommy, it's buy one, get one free!" Big Sticky Bun traps her in his embrace, gritting his teeth: "Hacked my account?" Eleanor Sterling: "Alaric, let me explain." The man then brings out the two children, "Stole my genes?" Eleanor grits her teeth; the man who ruined her reputation years ago was him? Alaric Faulkner carries her to bed, "One stolen, punished tenfold, give me another to compensate!"

Pear Pear · Urban

Invincible Dad

For ten thousand years, the invincible Emperor Xu Lai, descends to the Earth and takes on the role of a stay-at-home dad. Anyone who dares to bully his daughter would face his wrath! Xu Lai asked, "My dear daughter, when you look up, what do you see?" "Nighttime, the stars." "That's not just the stars, it's the empire I've built for you. In the future, you'll rule over billions of galaxies, you'll be the Empress of the Immortal Realm!" "Dad, you're bragging again. You can't even give me a little brother or sister," Xu Yiyi pouted. "..."

Three Inches of Fireworks · Urban

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2019-01-21

My god this is one of the funniest stories I have ever read on this website. The story is light hearted and funny to read, it will leave you snickering after reading every chapter. This story is a must read! P.S RIP the pizza delivery boy

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Sleepiehead

2019-12-29

Lol so many reviews hated the ML and all but it's really funny how the little bun and the father interaction are too funny and totally out of the norm. Other stories the relationship are so sweet here the father and son like enemies and that they will fight and argue each time and the son is totally not afraid of his dad...

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Inuekiba18

2019-02-12

I love the story... It's one of the stories I kept on hoping that mass release would happen every now and then..the story is so funny.. hahahahah.. I would love to have a "dad" of my own that is like the male lead.. keep it up :-)

My Dad Is the Galaxy's Prince Charming

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Twinks15

2020-12-29

Amy and Mag her stand in dad because he is not her real dad are funny. Amy and her dad can be very cruel. There comments even tho. they are true no one wants to hear the truth, is very funny but a little vicious. I love all the antics they pull I am looking forward to see how Amy turns out as an *****. She is going to be scary powerful. 🤩

A Stay-at-home Dad's Restaurant In An Alternate World

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2023-01-14

One of my fave stories in webnovel! It’s a breeze to read this novel. transmigration, doting male lead, cute father and daughter relationship and silly and funny friends. I just wish that there could ’ve been some back stories about the immortals/5 peaks, netherwolds, FL’s mom and dad story. But in any case, this book is a good one. Thanks Author 💜

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Goblins in the world of killing

He had somehow transmigrated to the world of kacha, and he was still a low-level goblin? How to survive? Chen Yuan helplessly looked at his green arm. Thinking of the gods that existed in the unknown space and the future that he was about to face, he felt that he was being targeted. Fortunately, he could become a monster in the game, and thus, fantasy monsters from his previous life appeared in this world. Frost/Fire Goblins, Minotaurs, Cat Demons, Drakonids, City Lord of Light, Ice Dragon, Bone Dragon, Minotaur King, Michelle, Rotus, Direji, Casillas, Anton, Pray, Barkel, Kahn, and so on. Their powerful auras made the gods tremble. This was the transmigration journey that began with the brother slaughter. [PS: It won't be limited to the world of Gorga. It will travel through a few other worlds, such as Grey and Fantasy, Three Eyes, demi-humans, and some relatively small anime (possible). Of course, this is after Gorga ends.]

Coconuts and ashes

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The Keeper of the Mysteries

The man who died in an accident came to this fantastic and strange steampunk world under the influence of the Outer God. He began to act in order to discover the truth and secrets. " Darkness and isolation are the protection of mankind. Ignorance and ignorance are the future of mankind. As the exploration deepens and knowledge increases, mankind will gradually walk towards extinction." Exploring this world full of darkness and danger, revealing the secrets hidden under the curtain of history, and experiencing the mysterious world full of imagination together.

Pizza-grilled mushrooms

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After her rebirth, she and Master Zheng got together.

Everyone knew that Yan Cheng University's Master Zheng was cold by nature and had a volatile temper. He never looked at others properly. However, when he received a love letter full of rainbow farts, everything changed. From then on, the entire Yan City University heard these two sentences the most. "Master Zheng, your Rainbow Fart is fighting with someone!" "Master Zheng, your Rainbow Fart went to have a meal with a man!" A table of good dishes was overturned on the ground. Yan Zheng and his lackeys caught He Wenrou from the off-campus restaurant. "Am I not handsome? You like this sissy!" She questioned He Wenrou while attacking the man opposite her. "He's gentler than you." The group of underlings watched as their big brother restrained his aura and became as gentle as a kitten. "I can be gentle too." The underling was speechless. The actor is the essence of gentle congratulations, vs. rumors that do not match the banquet [Rebirth][Actress Female Lead][Life is full of surprises] Small Theater: In the cafe outside Yancheng University, two women sat opposite each other. "Tell me, how much is it to leave my son?" Mrs. Yan glared at the girl in front of her. He Wenrou lowered her head and pondered for a moment. Then she raised her head and said," Not much. Just 500 million." "Daughter-in-law, I wish you a child soon!" After saying that, Mother Yan wanted to take her bag and leave, but someone grabbed her leg. "Ten million!" "Five million auntie!" "Five hundred, five hundred is enough, Auntie!" But who knew that Mother Yan would push her away and run away!

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Sweeping away the Black Calamity, signing in to become an emperor

He had transmigrated to the Ancient Chaos Era. Bound to the Heavenly Emperor check-in system. Killing dark creatures could continuously increase his cultivation. The Black Calamity suddenly appeared at the start of the game, and he wanted to follow the footsteps of the Huangtian Emperor and leap into the sky? Under High Heavens, Liang Zhong, who was just a step away from reaching, was a little confused. Fortunately, in this world, he could sign in anywhere to receive rewards. [You have signed in at the Kun Peng's nest and obtained the reward, the Kun Peng masterpiece technique!] He had signed in at the Void God Realm and obtained the reward,[True Phoenix masterpiece technique]! [You have signed in in the foreign land and received the reward,[Secret Technique of Immortality]!] He had signed in at the Three Lives Copper Coffin and received the reward,[Daluo Sword Embryo]! …… In order to ascend to High Heavens and fight alongside Huang Tiandi, Liang Zhong was extremely careful and treaded the entire world, signing for tens of millions of years! He swore that he would never come out unless he became an Immortal Emperor! It was not until tens of millions of years later that the Darkness Immortal Emperor was born. The dark creatures invaded on a large scale, and the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands were in danger! Because the Huang Tiandi had taken away many peerless experts before he left, the entire world fell into darkness. The various top-notch Immortal Kings were even killed in the Darkness Continent. Just as the world collapsed and the Great Dao wailed. Liang Zhong, who had the True Dragon masterpiece technique in his left hand and the True Phoenix masterpiece technique in his right hand, raised his hand and activated the Desolate Heavenly Emperor's Daluo Sword Embryo. He slashed out a peerless sword light and killed the Darkness Immortal Emperor in one move! At this point, he suddenly realized that he was invincible in the world…

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Top-notch singing skills, quietly releasing a song that shocked the world

Qin Ge, who was playing the life simulator, realized that the game did not restart, but he realized that his life had restarted! " Your new life is [Entertainment Life]. Please begin your divination!" Divination of his top-notch singing skills! In order to get rid of the fate of not being able to debut in a group. Hence, he decided to do it. He secretly released a song on the Short videos platform and quietly stunned the entire world!

The world is like water

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