In a delivery room, the doctor asked the soon - to - be - mom if she wanted to hold a mirror to see the baby coming out. She agreed, but when she saw what was going on, she screamed 'That's not a baby, that's an alien!' Everyone in the room, including the medical staff, burst into laughter.
One funny delivery room story I heard was about a dad who fainted right when the baby was about to be born. He was all excited and ready, but as soon as he saw a little bit of blood, down he went. The nurses had to take care of him first while the mom was just laughing through her contractions.
Once, I ordered pizza late at night. The delivery guy showed up with a big smile despite the rain. He even had an extra small pizza for me, saying it was on the house because they made an extra by mistake. It was such a pleasant surprise and made my night.
I heard about a parcel delivery where the package was marked 'fragile' but it had a picture of a bowling ball on it. When the delivery person handed it to the recipient, he said, 'I don't know how this bowling ball is fragile, but here you go!' Turns out it was actually a set of very delicate glassware carefully packed inside a box shaped like a bowling ball for some creative reason.
In a dorm room down the hall, someone had a leaky water bottle in their backpack for weeks. It soaked all their books and created a damp, smelly mess. The whole room smelled like mildew until they threw out the damaged stuff and aired it out.
One time, my friends and I were at a music festival. We were all feeling the positive vibes from the MDMA. There was this one guy who started dancing like he was in his own little world. He was doing the silliest moves, like trying to moonwalk but ended up falling on his bum. We all laughed so hard and it just added to the amazing and fun atmosphere of the festival.
One funny gynecology story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before her exam that she started reciting nursery rhymes to calm herself down. When the doctor walked in, she was in the middle of 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the doctor joined in for a moment to ease her tension.
One time in middle school, I was in a hurry to change for gym class. I accidentally put my shirt on backwards and didn't realize it until I got to the gym. Everyone was looking at me strangely and it took me a while to figure out what was wrong. It was so embarrassing.
Well, once my girlfriend and I were watching a really serious movie at home. Out of nowhere, she let out this little toot. We both just burst into laughter because it was so unexpected during that intense movie scene.
One funny story I heard was about a little boy at his First Communion. He was so nervous that when it was time to take the wafer, he accidentally sneezed right as the priest was about to place it in his mouth. Everyone had a good laugh, including the priest who just calmly waited for the boy to compose himself and then continued. It was a moment of unexpected humor in such a solemn occasion.
At school, I had a teacher who was always worried about me having low blood sugar during exams. One time, she made such a big fuss about it that she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of papers while trying to get my glucose tablets. We all had a good laugh about it later.
When I hit puberty, I had a growth spurt. But I wasn't used to my new height. I kept bumping into things. One time, I walked straight into a glass door because I misjudged the distance. I thought there was more space between me and the door. My friends still tease me about it to this day.