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To the Love of My Life
Author: Ye Fei Ye
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"Honey, I have a stomachache. Please let me off tonight!" "Honey, I think I might have a slight cold. Please let me off tonight!" "Honey, I'm going to a friend's house later. Please let me off tonight!” Before getting married, Ruby Gregory always thought about how to seduce Steve Burton. But after marriage, Ruby Gregory started thinking about how to get Steve Burton to leave her alone for one night. However, no matter how unbeatable her excuses were, he always easily resolved them. "Honey, I'm in the Maldives right now. Make sure to lock up the house tonight before you sleep!" Since she couldn't avoid it, she decided to run away. She actually wanted to take a day off without consulting him? Steve Burton pondered for a moment and gave his assistant some instructions. At midnight that night, someone knocked on the hotel door, and Ruby Gregory heard Steve Burton's gentle voice through the door, "Dear, open the door."

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My Breathtaking CEO Wife

No one knows where he came from, however, those who have seen the real him only have one evaluation of him: A person who have signed a contract with the devil. People calls him the Demon King. However, only he himself knows how much he thirsts for tranquility. After entering an contractual marriage, his wife was as cold as an iceberg. This family was like a battlefield in Africa where they need to have everything going their own way!

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Forced Marriage VIP Front-Seat: My Superstar Ex-wife is very Popular

Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him. Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals. He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent. Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but— Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. "Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in."

Clear Sky Dance · Urban

My Sweet Physician Wife Calls The Shots

"Zhong Nuannuan, your charges have been withdrawn. The courts have declared you innocent and pronounced you not guilty for murder. You can leave prison now. Your family is waiting for you in the waiting room outside." Zhong Nuannuan was startled. She pushed the female prison guard to the side and ran toward the waiting room. She did not even bother to put on her shoes. If not for the icy feeling she felt at every step of the way reminding her that this was not a dream, Zhong Nuannuan would not have believed that she had resurrected. As she burst through the doors and saw him again, she knew in her heart, that this time she would get it right. This time she would cherish him properly and hopefully, just hopefully, turn her own fate around.

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How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

She conspires and provokes the most powerful young master in Beijing! They sign a contract and with his every call, she has to go anywhere and do anything his bidding. When their contract ends, she smirks and said, “I’ll take the money and you can leave. We don’t owe each other anything.” He is Young Master Ya who rules Beijing. He controls the business empire during the day, and he is the strongest king at night. He is cold and women are merely playthings to him. With his power, the women he has eyes on have never been willing to leave him, yet she is an exception. She loves money, like all the previous women, but she is never shy of showing her greed. And he never realizes that he will ever grow a heart for such a promiscuous and cheap woman… He points a gun straight at her heart. “Die with me, or accept my love—which one do you choose?” She pouts and turns around, before she pushes an adorable child into his arms. “Here, there’s your answer.”

Early October · Urban

The Herbal Scents of Farm Life

Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved. Meet the exceptional relatives: The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first." The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for? She can have all the fine food and a carefree life with me!" The Sly Grandfather, suggesting, "Girls shouldn’t have to do the dirty, tiring work. Quick, call over your brother!" The Majestic Grandmother, fiercely proclaiming, "Who dares to bully Sangsang? Let them face a fight to the death with me!" The Protective Brother, assuring, "Little sister, all the good food is for you. I am not hungry!" Holding her flabby flesh, Lin Caisang wept without tears: "Let me go! I need to lose weight!" Meanwhile, the strikingly handsome, icy man next door not only protected and spoiled her in secret but also had a not-so-simple identity.....

Slightly Attractive · General
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The Worst Day of My Life Funny Stories
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2024-11-04 02:18
My worst day that became a funny story happened during a school play. I was supposed to be a tree. I got so excited that I forgot I had a big branch attached to my costume. I walked onto the stage and knocked over several other actors. It was chaos on stage, but the audience thought it was part of the act and laughed hysterically. It was a total embarrassment at the time, though.
The Worst Day of My Life Funny Stories
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2024-11-03 23:59
The worst day that turned out to be a funny story was when I went on a date. I was so nervous that I tripped over a small stone right in front of the restaurant where we were meeting. I ended up sprawled on the ground, with my date running over to help me up. At that moment, I thought it was the end of the world, but now it's one of those stories we both laugh about.
What are the common themes in 'worst day of life stories'?
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2024-11-15 13:37
Loss is a common theme. It could be the loss of a loved one, a job, or a possession. For example, getting fired from a job you love can make that day the worst. Another theme is failure, like failing an exam or a project at work.
Share some worst day of my life stories.
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2024-11-05 17:04
My worst day was when I had a huge fight with my best friend. We said some really mean things to each other. After that, I felt so alone and sad. It took us a long time to patch things up.
Worst day of school stories: What makes a school day the worst?
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2024-11-17 14:38
For me, the worst day of school was when I had three back - to - back exams. I was so stressed and unprepared. I barely had time to catch my breath between them. It was just a nightmare of facts and figures jumbling in my head.
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