sherlock holmes dr watson fanfiction

This story should be fun! joke to fill word count: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

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A very Interesting Version of Marvel & Harry Potter Fanfiction. Somewhat of Sherlock Holmes style. But an interesting perspective nonetheless.

Russian variation of the balloon joke: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, being drifted away in a hot air balloon, finally spot a cowherd below and ask him where they are. You are in a hot air balloon. Watson, we're in Russia. But Holmes, how can you know that? See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totally useless. I see, but what has Russia to do with that? Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows! In another Holmes and Watson joke, they go camping. At three in the morning, Holmes wakes Watson. Watson, look up. What can you deduce from what you see? From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce, Holmes? I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen! . Another old joke: Customer: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: I believe that's the backstroke, sir. . . . There is a joke about a guy who sits at a bar, and notices a girl nearby, wearing some very tight pants with no zipper nor buttons: Guy: Pardon me for the question, but... how does one get into those pants? Girl: Well, you can start by buying me a beer. Technically, not a useless answer...

I like the title here, and it's like Sherlock Holmes and John Watson but it's in modern version of them. When the Aki's POV you don't need to put Attorney's name in the begining. Let the last surprised on the end. and makes it as a conflict.