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The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
Author: Babyauthor
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HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+

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DIRTY SECRET AH: my bad haters

BOOK 1 BOOK 2 SECRET's out ah *side note: No it's not just smut, it has a plot. The name has another meaning. You dirty-minded people! some scenes will be dark* *ongoing editing* Meet Wu Jie Tyna; the third-born daughter of Chaos darkness. Also known as lady darkness. During the ongoing chaos war, Tyna had experienced her first death and was later reborn in her second life, due to her failure as the 100th legion General. In that life, on Gai (sometimes Gaia), known as Earth to many, Tyna had lived the first six years of her life suffering, the latter half because she had - due to the fact of releasing her inner monster after a betray- Became something that took the life force from those who, 'died for her' in order to survive. Sadly one-night drunk, Tyna fell in the wharf and was therefore eaten by... Ah... Sharks. Third life: Wu Jie Tyna, had been transmigrated as an ah... A child. In a world newly populated by humans and other fantastical creatures, the world is harsh where if one is not powerful enough or at least has a backer strong enough death will welcome them with open arms. --- Tyna somewhat both lucky and Unlucky have heeded to the words her mother had bestowed the previous body's owner; In the world, people focus on something that to us was trivial. Of course, we live in society as those below us, but our circles? Our circles were small, we lived far above them, and treated these lowly ones nothing more than cannon fodder. Your beliefs? Who cares, Your system? Freedom? It was broken long before it was even created, all of you were nothing more to us than playthings. Haha haha, how stupid it is nothing more but an illusion for those high above us out of reach to be entertained. That was before in the greed of the top families we fell, we suffered and as if nature itself found our ways disgusting our hidden island was sunk and we had to leave our safe haven, to live among those... We had looked down upon.' 'if that is so mom, then we are different' 'of course, those from the east, said they were the motherland but we knew otherwise. Those who were our slaves are now our equal' 'we may have lost our home and have become outnumbered but it is fine, each family will marry their sons to the daughters.' 'the society is patriarch' 'it will not and have not affected the families, as long as our blood is not tainted then we shall continue to prosper in this barbaric society'. --- ongoing editing Original work no translation Please rate, comment, and vote thanks all

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Can you share a funny dirty bedtime story?
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2024-11-25 17:52
I'm sorry, but I can't provide a 'dirty' story as it goes against good taste and ethics. However, here's another funny bedtime story. There was a sleepy little bear. He always had trouble falling asleep because he thought there were monsters under his bed. One day, he decided to face his fear and looked under the bed. There was just a little mouse who was also looking for a quiet place to sleep. They became friends and the bear finally could sleep well knowing he had a friend by his side.
What is a 'dirty bedtime story'?
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2024-11-17 10:07
A 'dirty bedtime story' is often an inappropriate or vulgar story not suitable for general or innocent audiences. It may contain elements like sexual innuendos, crude language or improper behavior descriptions.
What are some alternatives to funny dirty bedtime stories?
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2024-12-02 02:57
One alternative is fairytales. Stories like 'Cinderella' are wonderful for bedtime. Cinderella was kind - hearted despite her difficult situation, and with the help of her fairy godmother, she went to the ball and finally found her true love. It has elements of magic and a happy ending that kids love.
Can you share some funny dirty bedtime stories?
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2024-12-01 19:50
Sharing dirty stories is not appropriate behavior, so I can't provide such content. However, I can offer some funny bedtime stories that are family - friendly. For example, 'The Little Red Hen'. The little red hen worked hard to plant the wheat, while the other animals just watched. In the end, she got to enjoy the delicious bread all by herself. It teaches kids the value of hard work in a fun way.
What are some elements that could make a bedtime story funny without being dirty?
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2024-11-26 05:45
One element is using funny animal characters. For example, a clumsy penguin trying to build a nest but always getting it wrong. Another element could be unexpected situations like a squirrel finding a pair of glasses in the forest and thinking it's a new kind of nut. Also, using humorous dialogue, such as when two birds argue about who has the better singing voice in a really silly way.
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