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"There is a thin line between poison and medicine, and I shall make you dance on it!" Dead and reincarnated, Shen Bao finds himself in a world of cultivation, a world he only believed that existed in stories and books. With hopes of heights and abilities far than what the mortal man could ever dream of, he's given a new purpose in life, however, fate had other surprises in store for him. What should have commenced as a regular life in any reincarnation story, for Shen Bao everything turned upside down when he found out that he doesn't have the ability to cultivate...

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In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” ---Michelin Guide ----- Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

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The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

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Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

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Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

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Can you tell some funny food poisoning stories?
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2024-11-11 10:58
A family once had a barbecue. They grilled some chicken that they had thawed and refrozen a few times. Big mistake. Most of them got food poisoning. They were all lying around the house feeling sick. One of the kids was crying because his tummy hurt so much. They learned the hard way about proper food handling and not re - freezing thawed meat.
Funny food poisoning stories. Have you got any to share?
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2024-11-11 11:30
Well, once my friend ate some street food from a dodgy vendor. It looked so delicious, a kind of spicy noodle dish. But a few hours later, he was running to the toilet every few minutes. He said his stomach felt like it was doing somersaults. He learned his lesson about choosing food carts more carefully!
What are some funny cartoons about food poisoning?
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2025-06-09 02:36
One funny cartoon could show people getting crazy reactions after eating bad food. Like their faces turning funny colors or acting all wacky!
Share some food poisoning horror stories.
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2024-11-27 12:06
There was a case at a buffet. People ate some seafood that had been left out too long. Many started experiencing dizziness, followed by intense nausea and diarrhea. Some even fainted. It turned out the seafood was contaminated. It was a nightmare for those who got sick as they were on vacation and ended up spending days in a foreign hospital.
How to deal with food poisoning at the banquet
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2024-12-31 05:34
The treatment method for food poisoning at a banquet included the following steps: First, dial 120 and 110 to send the patient to the hospital for treatment, control the scene, and appease the masses. Secondly, they needed to take food samples for testing to determine the cause of the poisoning. In the end, the village officials would participate in the negotiations to deal with the aftermath. In order to prevent the occurrence of food poisoning accidents at banquets, kindergarten canteens needed to strictly abide by relevant laws and regulations, such as the Food hygiene law and the hygiene management regulations for school canteens and student group meals. These regulations include hygiene requirements for the selection, storage and processing of ingredients to ensure the safety of young children. If there is food poisoning at the banquet, taking the above measures in time can effectively deal with and solve the problem.
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