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I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded. Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded. Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded. Be… Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions? There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!

No Right · Urban

The Most Loving Marriage In History: Master Mu’s Pampered Wife

"Missus, time to fulfil your duties!” Mu Yuchen demanded as he pulled Xi Xiaye closer with his arms intimately wrapped around her waist. — It was a meticulously planned feast for the powerful. Her fiancé had knelt down on one knee and proposed to her sister instead. Robbed of her right to her inheritance, she was prepared for the Xi family to throw her to the wolves. As she slipped away from her family that had turned their backs on her, she found him — Mu Yuchen, the low-profile and reserved noble that ruled City Z and led Glory World Corporation. “Mu Yuchen, let’s get married!” He looked up at her, then suddenly stood up. “Where are you going?” "Let’s go. Any later and the civil affairs bureau will be closed.”

Bei Chuan Yun Shang Jin · Urban

Meeting You Is The Most Beautiful Thing

The new book【Addicted to the Demon CEO's Kiss】is out now, please support~ 【Supremely Sweet and Adorable Pampering Story】Imperial City is in an uproar because the Little Overlord, Ou Zun, has become a devoted husband. When they were engaged, she ran away, but was later caught. He roared angrily, "I've provided for you, given you my heart and soul, and you still run away?" She fidgeted with her small hands, her cheeks rosy, "You're too good to me, I can't repay you." "Devote yourself to me." Upon hearing this, she couldn't contain her joy, "I've been waiting for you to say that for a long time!" Everyone knew, Mù Qiānxún was the apple of Ou Zun's eye. He was so gentle with her, afraid the warmth of his mouth might melt her, and worried the air might freeze her. He even kept her tied to his belt, bringing her everywhere he went.

Hui · General

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Beautiful Crescent · General

The Most Powerful Bodyguard

Yang Yan, with a mysterious background and lethal martial arts, is forced to be a bodyguard for a living. However, many beauties including his employers are attracted by this handsome man. "If you touch my body, you'll be fined thirty thousand!" The pretty lady frowns and adds another condition. After a moment, Yang solemnly asks: "Boss, then how much if I kiss you?"

Genius Magician · Urban

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I Have a Book of Investiture of the Gods

Zhao Zheng had transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation. The cultivators in this world relied on visualizing powerful existences to obtain strength. Some visualized the prehistoric beasts, some visualized the evil spirits, some visualized the sun, moon, and stars, some visualized the mountains, rivers, and seas. All living beings could be visualized. Zhao Zheng was a disciple of Mount Qingping, but he was unable to visualize the Qingping Sword in three years. He was about to be expelled from the sect to work as a laborer. He was really unlucky. One had to know that this was a world of immortal cultivation. Ordinary people could encounter a calamity at any time. Therefore, it was impossible to be a mortal. Only by cultivating could he maintain his life like this. At this moment, a book called " Investiture of the Gods " in Zhao Zheng's mind began to shine with infinite light. It was even a high-definition video version. Countless immortals, demons, and magic treasures and arrays shone within. Hongjun, Three Pure Ones, Lu Ya, Divine Dragon, Qilin, Phoenix, Golden Crow, Star, Heavenly Court, Pangu Banner, Four Immortal Slaying Swords, Primordial Chaos Golden Dipper, and so on. Thus, Zhao Zheng's body flashed and transformed into his true form. He raised his eyes and summoned the immeasurable Grand Sun Primordial Fire. With a wave of his hand, he summoned the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation. In the immeasurable God's seal, I am the most respected in the primordial essence.

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Special Forces: I Can Clone All Genes

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But I love you

In her previous life, Xia Shengge had always thought that she was an illegitimate daughter who could not be exposed to the public. Her birth was a sin. He was willing to be his sister Xia Ruoling's double and shooter. Even if he had to take the blame and go to jail, he would never complain. Until the last bit of value was squeezed dry by his beloved 'family'. After she was sold, she only found out that everything was a scam before she died. When he woke up from his dream, his hatred surged to the heavens. Xia Shengge walked up to the stage from behind the scenes and stripped off all the glory of being a " sister." Her sister was a genius composer with a heavenly voice? I'm sorry, she wrote the lyrics and sang the song. Her sister was the top scorer of the college entrance examination and a top student? I'm sorry, she was the one who took the college entrance examination on behalf of me. My sister is a big idiot. His sister had countless big shots backing her up. Whoever touched her would die. Sorry, the real savior of those big shots was actually her. They turned around and praised her to the top. Her sister had a crush on Lu Jiucheng, the head of the Lu Corporation, for many years and had always hyped up that she was the only one worthy of Lu Jiucheng. Xia Shengge removed her ugly makeup and swore to take away everything that Xia Ruoling was obsessed with… No, wait! Forget it. Lu Jiucheng was a paranoid and sickly big shot. He was the famous " Life-Taking Yama " in Yun Du, and she really couldn't afford to offend him. However, when she turned around, Xia Shengge was blocked by Lu Jiucheng at the corner. He kissed her passionately on the lips." You were the one who provoked me first. Now you want to run away? Too late." * * * The nine cities of Shengge, a lifetime of gentleness. In this world, there were always some encounters because they were destined, and there were always some misses because they wanted to reunite. [The cold and paranoid sickly male protagonist who is only gentle to the female protagonist VS the reborn female protagonist who is committed to regaining her identity and taking revenge.]

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