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Li Yi once lived the dream of every pro gamer. He was at the top of his game with the best equipment, the highest stats, and everything a gamer could ever hope for. However, he soon realized that none of his ill-gotten gains for his to keep when he was branded Public Enemy Number One and killed in the biggest battle of the ages. Now, he has the chance to turn back the clock and return to a time before his first mistake put him on the path of no return. This time, Li Yi will make different choices. With that, comes many interesting encounters — like saving a woman in distress then making love to her seven times in a row while her child slept in the next room. However, will he get back to what truly matters? One thing is for sure, with the memories retained from his past, he will become King of this game.

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The wind began at the tips of the green duckweed, an unforeseen disaster left Zhou Qing imprisoned, his future bleak. By a twist of fate, he was granted an opportunity, and from that moment, he embarked on his journey to the skies. Soaring ever upwards, from then on, Zhou Qing declared he would drink the strongest liquor, play with the sharpest blades, and flirt with the most charming ladies.

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A seemingly ordinary training exercise led Chen Jian and his squad into a completely different time and space. In the post-apocalyptic world, monsters run rampant, and the surviving humans struggle to live under their terrifying claws. To fight the monsters, the living have abandoned everything. Human nature no longer exists; beastliness is the mainstream. To defeat them, one must first become them. ----------------- Chen Jian was supposed to be like the others here, pursuing the maddening evolution. But, when the tungsten-core armor-piercing round first penetrated the Kui Niu's keratin armor, he suddenly discovered... Perhaps there is another way to stay alive?

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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

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FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

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Can you share some funny piercing stories?
2 answers
2024-11-20 11:25
Sure. My friend once got her nose pierced. When she was at the piercer's, she was so nervous that she accidentally sneezed right as the needle went through. It was really unexpected and we all had a good laugh about it later.
Piercing and Tattoo Parlor Funny Stories: Share Your Experiences
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2024-12-03 15:57
One time at a tattoo parlor, a friend of mine was getting a small heart tattoo. The tattoo artist was a really chatty guy. As he was working, he accidentally sneezed right on my friend's arm! It was gross but also hilarious. We all had a good laugh, and the artist was so embarrassed. He ended up giving my friend a discount for the inconvenience.
What makes funny piercing cartoons so appealing?
1 answer
2025-06-14 08:40
Funny piercing cartoons are appealing because they offer a break from the ordinary. They play with the idea of piercings in a lighthearted and imaginative way. Plus, they can be a form of stress relief, making us forget our troubles for a moment and just enjoy the humor.
Clitoris Piercing Horror Stories: Are They Common?
1 answer
2024-11-11 17:52
Quite common. Some women have reported extreme pain during and after the piercing due to the sensitive nature of the clitoris. For example, if the piercer is not experienced enough, they may cause more pain than necessary and even cause damage that leads to long - term problems.
Can you share some septum piercing horror stories about improper piercing techniques?
1 answer
2024-12-10 19:41
Well, I've heard of piercers who push the jewelry through too forcefully. This can cause the septum to tear or get damaged in a way that doesn't heal well. And sometimes, the angle at which the piercing is done is all wrong. This can lead to the jewelry rubbing against the septum in an abnormal way, causing irritation and pain. In the long run, it might even lead to the piercing closing up or becoming misshapen.
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