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Netori: Stealing The Hero's Party!
Author: Writersblockills
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After dying while trying to save the Hero's life, only to be abandoned by him the very next instant, Raven ends up before the goddess who'd given him as well as his party their powers. Having witnessed the Hero's failures, the Goddess and Raven strike a deal of mutual benefit. And what's the deal you ask? He has to take over the Hero's spot and strike the forces of evil out of her world. And his reward? The power to steal any woman of course! Revived with the power to seduce anyone no matter their relationship status, the biggest playboy adventurer begins his journey to rack up the highest body count throughout the world! Special Note: Uncensored character pics on my discord server, please join! Warnings: R18||Violence||BDSM||Heavy Netori Elements(Mc stealing other people's woman) [Note]: 1. None of the heroines will cheat on MC 2. It does involve MC stealing other people's partners - (Netori) 3. Any support especially gifts, golden tickets, votes, etc = more updates more frequently 4. Please let me know about any grammatical errors in any chapter through the comments. 5. Complaints about anything that I've already warned about in the 'warning' section will be ignored. Connect with me here to keep up with the story's progress: Discord: https://discord.gg/JvdHxKekh2

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Daddy! Come Home for Dinner!

The Zhekova family's young master approached Cindy Clarke with an old phone and said, "You dropped this five years ago, and I picked it up. Do you still deny it?" Five years ago, she was set up and got pregnant. Cindy Clarke never imagined that the father of her son would turn out to be the Prince Charming that the entire nation loved. She had a weak father, a scheming mother, and a sister plotting to harm her? None of that mattered! Adrian Zhekova said, "Whatever they want, I'll give it all to you. Let them be jealous." If her opponents slandered Cindy Clarke? Adrian Zhekova said, "I'll shut down their account." Don't like it? Endure it! Morgan Clarke said, "Sob, sob... Arthur Woods says I'm an illegitimate child without a dad." After the Woods family went bankrupt, Adrian Zhekova turned to Cindy Clarke and asked, "When are you going to make us official?" Cindy Clarke replied, "Since I met you, it's been like having a cheat code. Everything goes my way." Adrian Zhekova replied, "That's right, I'm that cheat code."

As If Dawn · General

Daddy, Come Home For Dinner!

Old phone in paw, Mr. Zhao corners Ye Fei: “You left this with me five years ago—still pretending we never happened?” Back then, Ye Fei got tricked into Mommy-hood, and Baby’s dad turns out to be the nation’s top heart-throb! Coward dad, scheming mom, meanie sister? → Zhao buys her the moon and watches them pout. Internet trolls? → One click → *poof* account gone. Little Ye Xiaomo tugs Zhao’s sleeve, pouting like a dumpling: “Daddy, Wang says I’m a wild kid with no dad!” Zhao pats his head: “Wang’s Wi-Fi just took a nap—forever.” Final scene: Zhao wearing an apron, waving a ladle: “So, when do I get upgraded from secret dad to official husband?” Ye Fei giggles: “Ever since I met you, life’s on easy mode!” Zhao winks: “Exactly—I’m the built-in cheat code!”

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Steel, Guns, and the Industrial Party in New World

Magical beasts trample, dragons roar, wizards curse, and the dazzling light of magic illuminates the beacon of knowledge!Emperor of Gabella: The Imperial Legion is invincible on land.Orc Chieftain: Each of our tribal warriors is worth ten of any other.Elven King of the Emerald Realm: Our forest rangers never miss their mark.President of the Horn Bay Alliance: The Alliance fleet reigns supreme over the seas.A Mysterious Organization: The prophesied era will eventually arrive.Paul Grayman: I’m not singling anyone out, but everyone here is tr*sh.Embark on a journey with firearms and cannons, crushing the low-magic planes… Collapse Army, Army Building, Economics, Engineer, Fantasy World, Firearms, Industrialization, Kingdom Building, Magic, Male Protagonist, Religions, Technological Gap, Wars, Betrayal, Character Development, Child Protagonist, Modern Knowledge, Multiple POV, Naive Protagonist, Noble, Polite Protagonist, Schemes And Conspiracies, Secret Organizations, Sword And Magic, Transmigration, Weak to Strong Hmm is this steampunk or high advanced tech, or modern day its either of these, not much of a between I read this before, it's actually quite decent (though the protagonist is naive, and the author seems to be lazy when writing dialogues). The protagonist recreates other weapons that used gunpowder in this fantasy world and tries to form an industrial society because in their noble territory it's just a title - they don't own a fiefdom. It's like 'Release That Witch,' because here the theocracy really holds so much authority that even that duke or king can be labeled as a heretic if they want, so they also persecute wizards and other races.The story still revolves around the kingdom where the world is really big and full of different races. Give it a try if you like a kingdom-building romance, where the protagonist is using modern knowledge as an advantage. I don't remember it having a system, but I think his 'golden finger' is more like a lineage.Rank B-Obs: It's extremely tiring to read at more than 600chps Raaah wtf is a kilometre Its 1000 metres, its the kilo of the SI Unit ...... Bruh A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had s*x. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they f**ked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it." Did he just f#*k a dead person? Wtf! Gonna Dive into with a open mind This is an upper-mid kingdom building novel with the classicEh- modern weapons are the best they will kill everything gun>> rahhhhhThe author has primitive grasp on various technologies and is just enoughDo not get confused, it's not bad at all, just not THE BESTPls upvoteNeed to built those useless seniors sitting on their thrones, this junior shall challenge them and shake their thrones.Ranobe FanMade discord server :)) What would you consider bests in this genre? Other than release that witch or i guess Mediterranean Hegemon of Ancient Greece-->Mediterranean Mediterranean Hegemon of Ancient Greece It's chinese and the description can only make me think this is poison ******************************** If you like this story, check out other similar stories i have here ... 1 ) Ammunition Empire - ch 2.0k 2 ) In Holy Roman Empire - ch 1.2k 3 ) Millitary System God realm - ch 400 4 ) Dynasty of Iron - ch 1.2k 5 ) Magic Industry Empire - ch 1.3k 6 ) Building My Own Territory : With System - ch 800 All of them are FREE to read

TL_Pirates · Fantasy

Netori: Ich stehle die Party des Helden!

Nachdem Raven bei dem Versuch, das Leben des Helden zu retten, gestorben und im nächsten Augenblick von ihm im Stich gelassen wurde, findet er sich vor der Göttin wieder, die ihm und seiner Gruppe ihre Kräfte verliehen hatte. Da die Göttin die Misserfolge des Helden miterlebt hat, schließen sie und Raven einen Handel zu gegenseitigem Nutzen ab. Und worum es bei dem Handel geht, fragst du? Er muss den Platz des Helden einnehmen und die Mächte des Bösen aus ihrer Welt vertreiben. Und seine Belohnung? Natürlich die Fähigkeit, jede Frau zu stehlen! Wiederbelebt mit der Macht, jeden unabhängig von seinem Beziehungsstatus zu verführen, beginnt der größte Playboy-Abenteurer seine Reise, um den höchsten Bodycount der Welt zu erzielen! Warnungen: R18||Gewalt||BDSM||Starke Netori-Elemente(MC stiehlt die Frauen anderer Leute) [Anmerkung]: 1. Keine der Heldinnen wird den MC betrügen 2. Es geht darum, dass der MC die Partnerinnen anderer Leute stiehlt - (Netori)

Writersblockills · Fantasy

Isekai : Party Harem

Tokoh utama cerita ini, yaitu Ryuji yang pergi bersama teman masa kecilnya Nisha.... Namun, keduanya terlibat dalam kecelakaan jatuh rangka baja dan kehilangan nyawa.... Keduanya yang kehilangan nyawa berbicara dengan seseorang yang mereka temui yaitu seorang Dewa di dunia, dan ternyata kecelakaan yang menimpa mereka itu adalah sebuah kesalahan dalam penyelidikan sang Dewa.... Sudah terlambat untuk hidup kembali, jadi mereka bereinkarnasi di dunia yang berbeda dari tempat asal mereka, yang disebut Paragon, dimana tempat sihir dan sains berkembang.... Setelah itu, sebagai permintaan maaf, keduanya mendapatkan senjata dan skill super langka dari sang Dewa dan berangkat ke Paragon.... Namun, tak lama setelah tiba di Paragon, keduanya bertemu dengan goblin dan bertarung. Pertempuran segera berakhir, tetapi pada saat itu dia bertemu dengan Angelina, seorang putri yang tinggal di kota terdekat. Setelah itu, mereka akan bergabung dengan guild kota bekerjasama dengan Angelina..... Setelah itu, Ryuji melakukan kontak dengan lawan jenis selain Nisha.... - Rana, peri gadis yang cukup cabul. - Angelina, seorang ksatria wanita yang pertama kali bertemu dengan dua orang yang bereinkarnasi. - Ria, seorang gadis dengan gelar pahlawan. - Eira, gadis iblis yang tinggal di dunia iblis yang kesepian. Pertempuran macam apa yang menunggu mereka? Bagaimana nasib mereka nantinya? Tidak ada yang tahu....

Si_Koplak · Fantasy
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Can you share some dinner party funny stories?
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2024-12-06 05:07
Sure. At one dinner party, a friend was trying to show off his new magic trick. He said he could make a coin disappear. He waved his hands dramatically, and the coin indeed vanished. But then, as he was taking a bow, the coin fell out of his sleeve right onto the dinner plate with a loud clang. Everyone burst into laughter.
Can you share some funny dinner party stories?
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2024-11-09 09:03
There was a dinner party where the host decided to make a fancy dessert that involved setting something on fire. Well, when they lit it, the flames got way out of control. It looked like the whole table was going to go up in flames. Fortunately, someone quickly put it out with a glass of water, and we ended up having ice cream instead while laughing about the near - disaster.
What are some appropriate dinner party stories that can be shared instead of 'dinner party sex stories'?
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2024-11-17 00:35
One could share stories about travel adventures at dinner parties. For example, I once went on a trip to a small village in Italy. I got lost while exploring the narrow cobblestone streets, but then I stumbled upon a local family having a big celebration. They welcomed me in, and I had an amazing time trying their home - made pasta and learning about their family traditions. It was a heart - warming and interesting experience to share.
What kind of funny cartoons are suitable for a dinner party?
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2025-06-08 00:38
Maybe some modern animated shows like 'Big Mouth' or 'Bob's Burgers' could work. They offer a fresh and irreverent take on humor that might make the dinner more lively and enjoyable.
What are some of the most memorable dinner party funny stories you know?
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2024-12-06 19:54
Once at a dinner party, a lady was wearing a very long, flowing dress. As she got up to go to the bathroom, she didn't notice that the edge of her dress had dipped into the gravy bowl. She walked around the room trailing gravy behind her until someone finally pointed it out. She was so embarrassed but it was extremely funny.
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