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Douluo: My Soul Skills Made Tang San Cry

p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo! Because his soul skills are too strange, he knelt down and cried when he was banned. 100% of the time, his sword was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk! The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour! Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea! ...... Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous?! Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life! Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid? Qian Renxue: You have seen my true female form for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me? A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !

MissRaven · Book&Literature

Genshin Impact: I Made the Entire Playerbase Cry

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Reruo · Video Games

Martial Universe: I'm a Self-Cultivation Maniac, Making Lin Dong Cry

Lin Yun transmigrated into the world of Martial Universe and became Lin Dong's cousin. He awakened a task system that allowed him to assign tasks to himself. Thus, Lin Yun began his path of self-cultivation. Task: Practice Tongbei Fist 1000 times. Reward: Tongbei Fist Mastery (Perfected). Task: Break through to Body Tempering Seventh Layer. Reward: Physique +1, Comprehension +1. Task: Defeat Lin Dong in the clan competition. Reward: Root Bone +10, Luck +10, Divine Grade Automatic Alchemy Furnace. Task: Capture Lin Qingtan's heart. Reward: Charm +10, Innate Yin Sha Qi. Task: Intercept Ling Qingzhu in the ancient tomb. Reward: Physique +10, Charm +10, Top-tier Spear Technique Talent. By constantly creating tasks for himself and cultivating like a maniac, Lin Yun far surpassed his peers in both martial arts and mental energy. Lin Dong cried. He had the Ancestral Stone and Little Marten, but he still couldn't keep up with Lin Yun. Lin Yun said, "An enemy defeated by my hand will never be considered my opponent. I'll give you time to catch up, until you can no longer see me in the distance." TL Synposis: Lin Yun, a transmigrator in the Great Yan Dynasty, finds himself in the world of Martial Universe as a minor character. Disappointed to find Lin Dong has already claimed the Ancestral Stone, Lin Yun resolves to rely on himself. A mysterious Task System binds to him, offering rewards for completing self-assigned tasks, turning tedious cultivation into a rewarding game. Leveraging the system, Lin Yun rapidly improves his martial arts and cultivation realm, quickly surpassing his peers, including the protagonist Lin Dong. His rising strength attracts attention within the Lin Clan and leads to conflicts with rival families like the Lei and Xie. As he navigates family politics and external threats, Lin Yun continues to exploit the Task System, acquiring powerful techniques, spiritual treasures, and even taming formidable demonic beasts, all while subtly influencing the original plot and the lives of those around him.

memepathguimmortal · Book&Literature

Food Wars: Starting From a Tavern That Made the Whole World Cry

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

Kazenova23 · Anime & Comics

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