funny fish stories

Rich Young Husband is a Handsome Fish

[New Release: The Heaven-Sent Little Cutie: Superstar God, Endless Pampering] Sold into a wealthy family by her father, she married a rich young man with a severe illness. For five years, she tended to her bedridden husband, handling everything from eating and drinking to relieving himself. One day, she shockingly discovered that her supposedly dying husband, Yecen, was exercising in the dead of night. "Didn't the doctor say you were about to die?" The man wrapped his arms around her slim waist, with a smile that wasn't quite a smile, "What? Do you wish that much for your husband to pass away?" With that, he sealed her lips with a kiss! My goodness, what kind of sickly young master is this? His physical strength is even greater than that of nine bulls!

You Xiao ai · General

Became a salted fish pretend heiress and handed over the system

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

Ming Xi Gong Zi · Urban

As a Fisherman, My Fish Can Level Up

[Fishing novel, light-hearted daily life, welcome everyone to enjoy reading] Chu Mingcheng, who was nearly thirty, encountered workplace PUA. Working overtime not only meant no extra pay, but also his date for a prearranged blind date had run off. Returning to his coastal hometown to clear his mind, he unexpectedly discovered a mountain of mud shrimp on the beach and accidentally awakened a "Golden Finger." [Currently unlocked methods of capture: Hand, Fishing Rod] [Mud Shrimp, also known as Mantis Shrimp (Level 18)] [Current Experience: 0/190] [Size +19%] [Deliciousness +19%] [Capture Probability +19%] ... "Go to work? That's just wasting my life." "Date me? Beauty, I only fish, I don't raise fish!" Conquering the ocean, fishing for crocodiles, venturing into the Amazon; wherever there's water, there's the figure of Chu Mingcheng.

Hidden Away · Urban

Family Cultivation: I Farm and Raise Fish under the Sea

The vast seas are filled with abundant resources but are also home to numerous sea demons, making it a place difficult for human cultivators to tread. One day, Lu Li crosses into the vast and boundless sea realm of immortal cultivation, carrying with him a magical beast-refining pot that can transform into various sea monsters, allowing him to roam the seabed. While cultivators on the islands struggle for a single spiritual herb, Lu Li has already built an underwater spiritual farm base. Watch him strategize step by step, leaving a footprint with every move, as he grows into a top-tier power in the world of immortal cultivation. Looking back after countless years, the days spent fighting sea demons, refining evil spirits, and treasure hunting in the deep sea remain vivid in his memory...

Young Daoist of Wudang · Eastern

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The Exp Book

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Reincarnated in HALO

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Dressed like a beloved pet

As the sous-chef of a five-star hotel, he was locked in a cold storage room and directly transmigrated, and he actually became the palace maid of Qifei? "I've been unlucky for more than twenty years!" Qin Luo cursed angrily. Even if she transmigrated, she would still be a lousy palace maid! And she's even a f * cking palace maid of Qifei!" At this moment, Qifei Wen Chuqiao passed by quietly. Qin Luo subconsciously blurted out,"Symbols…" Look at the quadrants?" "You also transmigrated here?" Wen Chuqiao's eyes were brimming with tears. "My family!" Qin Luo cried. Outsiders wondered why the Cold Palace was so lively every night, while Qin Luo and Wen Chuqiao were doubting their lives when they saw the jar of fine salt they had just brought back from the imperial kitchen. "This…" There was no technology to refine refined salt in ancient times..." "Then where did the refined salt come from?!!" Wen Chuqiao asked.

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Huayu started from the pen spirit

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The master was randomly assigned

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The wind rises from the north

"Book of Wei": Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty rose from the north of Dai Dynasty, pacified the desert, defeated Houyan, captured Houqin, pacified Liangzhou, unified the north and south, Rouran fled far away, the Western Regions reopened, Kyushu with the same wind, all countries came to worship, within the six directions, the territory of Great Wei, North to Beihai, south to Yazhou, east to Fusang, west across Cong Ling. The evaluation of the people of the same generation Cui Hao: The achievements of the emperor surpassed the achievements of the Qin Emperor and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. His virtue surpassed the Three Emperors and Five Emperors! Liu Yu: Since you gave birth to Liu Yu, why did you give birth to Wang Gui? Murong Chui: It's hard to compete with you! Wu Ti, Saint Khan! Gao Lian: Goguryeo is willing to be the concubine of Wei! The western world respectfully called him the King of Kings, the Khan of Khan, and the Priest King.

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