Hogwarts: Me and Hermione Swapped Bodies!
Hogwarts: Hermione and I Swapped Bodies!
Tom found himself dumped in London. He figured he was finally set up to live a quiet, unremarkable life.
He didn't expect to get yanked across realities again.
And this time, it was a freaky body-swap. What the hell is a Hogwarts Acceptance Letter? Where did my "Little Tom" go?! How on earth did I wake up as Hermione Granger?!
Stepping through the doors of the magical world, Tom is absolutely thriving and taking names. Hermione, meanwhile, is carrying the weight of the world, constantly treading on thin ice just to survive.
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"Mr. Riddle, the student body considers you the most versatile genius in the history of magic. What's your secret?"
"Mr. Riddle, rumor has it you're the faculty's absolute favorite. The professors have practically come to blows over you..."
"Mr. Riddle, they say you're the ultimate role model. Every student is proud to know you..."
Tom simply raises a hand to quiet the crowd.
"First off, I have to thank every single professor at Hogwarts. But more importantly, I have to thank Hermione. She's my absolute best friend. We're incredibly close—practically inseparable. Honestly, without Hermione, the life I have today simply wouldn't exist."
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Meanwhile, Hermione had her own thoughts to share outside the Hogwarts branch of the Daily Prophet:
"Voldemort? Compared to that bastard, Voldemort is a sweet little kid! 'Incredibly close'? Who the hell is his friend?! The guy is a complete and utter Dark Lord! I only survived to see today through my own sheer blood, sweat, and tears, damn it!"
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Sidu_A4 · Book&Literature
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