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Shadow of the Abyss
Author: Lord_Damocles
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The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells? *** "So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—" "F-Father…" " —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four. "...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. "Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— " "STOP!!!!!"

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Earth’s top weapon specialist’s soul crossed over to an alternate world, merged with Rebirth Martial Emperor’s memories, cultivating Nine Dragons War Sovereign Technique, sweeping through all opposition with invincible might! Able to refine medicine, capable of crafting weapons, and knows the art of inscription…. Being skilled in all professions is the way of kings!

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Divine Martial Continent — a land where only the strongest will prevail, where Warriors are born, each tied to an innate Warrior Soul of a single element. With the nature of the five elements acting as counters to each other, it was only natural that fire and ice are at odds. Amongst all Warriors, a genius was born. He was blessed with both the Immemorial Ice Crystal and Flaming Sacred Body, destined to create legends which would leave thousands of worlds trembling at his feet. That changed when a young man from Earth named Li Lingtian transmigrated to Divine Martial Continent and took physical possession of the gifted young man. It turned out for the worst as the gifted young man became a good-for-nothing and he fell from grace. However, the encounter would prove to be a blessing in disguise when Li Lingtian obtains the Heaven and Earth Reincarnation, a technique that will push him to the top once more and ultimately allowing him to be a step closer to his goal — of becoming the War God Supreme. Would our MC achieve his goal? Or would he fail and return to his old ways as a good-for-nothing? Follow along his journey to find out.

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Shadow Slave

Growing up in poverty, Sunny never expected anything good from life. However, even he did not anticipate being chosen by the Nightmare Spell and becoming one of the Awakened - an elite group of people gifted with supernatural powers. Transported into a ruined magical world, he found himself facing against terrible monsters - and other Awakened - in a deadly battle of survival. What's worse, the divine power he received happened to possess a small, but potentially fatal side effect... Character art by @Catphinee Discord: discord.gg/guiltythree Wiki: shadowslave.fandom.com OST: youtube.com/@skeuzmusic Reddit: reddit.com/r/shadowslave

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My Son-in-law Is A War God

"Xiao Chen, please give us another chance!" Xiao Chen stared at them with a loathing gaze. "Ten years ago, you looked down on me. You showed up at my doorstep, forcing me to break off the engagement. My dad was so enraged that he was hospitalized. Now you're actually here to beg me?" It started off as an ordinary decline of a rich family. However, to everyone's surprise, the insignificant Xiao family actually gave birth to a bigwig who was powerful in the politics, military and business world. Just when all the major families could not stand the pressure brought forth by Xiao Chen and were forced to apologize, they discovered that he had disappeared! At the same time, in a small family of a small town- Xiao Chen exclaimed, "Mother-in-law! I am really here to repay your daughter's kindness. There's nothing else between us!" In order to pay back his debt of gratitude, Xiao Chen hid his identity and came to this small town. But his mother-in-law treated him in a totally unexpected way!

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Mercenary's War

Gao Yang was a military enthusiast, an ordinary one, who loved knives, guns, and adventure. In an accident, Gao Yang found himself in Africa, where he unfortunately experienced a plane crash. Although he miraculously survived, his life henceforth was one where he could only scrape by under the muzzle of guns, for he had become a mercenary. What heights could a military enthusiast reach in the international Mercenary World? Please, wait and see.

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What are the most memorable funny stories in Shadow of War?
2 answers
2024-11-29 05:09
One time, I was in a siege battle. My orcs were trying to break down the gates. There was this one orc who thought he could just run at the gate full speed and break it with his head. Of course, he just bounced off and landed on his back. The other orcs looked at him in disbelief, and I couldn't stop laughing. It was a great moment of slapstick comedy in the middle of a serious battle. Another funny story was when I lured an orc into a trap. He walked right into it, and as he was trying to figure out what was going on, he accidentally set off a series of other traps that sent him flying all over the place. It was like a chain reaction of hilarity.
Share some funny stories from Shadow of War.
1 answer
2024-11-28 04:43
Well, I had an orc in my army who was supposed to be this big, tough guy. But once, during a battle, he got scared by a small rat that ran across the battlefield. He jumped up and started running in circles, screaming. His reaction was so over - the - top compared to his supposed tough - guy image, and it made me laugh out loud. It really shows how the game can have these really funny and unpredictable moments.
Tell some funny orc stories from Shadow of War.
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2024-11-10 22:44
One funny orc story is about an orc who tried to intimidate his enemies by doing a really strange war dance. Instead of looking fearsome, he tripped over his own weapon and ended up flat on his face. His comrades were so embarrassed that they just stood there for a moment before bursting into laughter.
What are the unique stories in Shadow of War?
1 answer
2024-11-15 17:34
The story of the Siege of Minas Ithil is quite unique. The city is under attack by Sauron's forces. Talion and Celebrimbor must fight to defend it or at least hold back the enemy. There are heroic deeds, betrayals among the defenders, and a lot of strategic battles that make this part of the story stand out.
What makes the 'Shadow of War' funny comics so appealing?
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2025-12-25 16:03
The humor in these comics often comes from unexpected twists and witty dialogues. They also have unique character designs that add to the fun.
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