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I'm Secretly Married to a Big Shot

"Hubby, I don't want anymore, I feel terrible..." "Baby, be good, finish up this medicine." The handsome man embraces the woman in his arms, coaxing her tenderly as he feeds her the medicine. Qiao Mianmian stumbles upon Mo Yesi, the most esteemed scion in all of Yuncheng City, and ends up sleeping with him for the night. After he offers her benefits in exchange for their marriage, the newly appointed Mrs Mo suddenly has the power to have everything she ever wished for. "Hubby, I slapped the Movie Queen Cheng Feifei today, was I too much?" "Baby, does your hand hurt? Let me rub it for you." "Hubby, I maxed out your credit card, are you angry?" "Baby, are you happy with your purchase? Let me know when you need more." "Hubby, I'm tired today, I don't want to move..."

Gentle Dance · Urban

Lingering Doting Marriage: Big Boss, Little Sweet Heart

In front of others, he is a cold and callous President of an empire. Young, wealthy and handsome, he is also the Prince Charming in every woman’s heart. Only Enna Clark knows how temperamental, domineering and possessive he is! Five years ago, Enna Clark left him and disappeared without a trace. Now, she bumped into him coincidentally and he refuses to let her go. After their reencounter, he bounds Enna Clark mercilessly to his side. If she is out of his sight for a moment, his paranoia will be triggered… “I gave in to you in the past because I can't bear not to. Now, I have already decided to do it my way. I don't need your agreement." “Baron Lawrence, what do you want from me?” “I just want you to fall in love with me!” Enna Clark struggles to get out of his clutches and at the same time, fighting desperately to resist his charm. Will he discover the truth of what happened five years ago?

Brother Ling · General

Big Data Cultivation

As a graduate with a double degree from a prestigious university, Feng Jun somehow remains unemployed after graduation. He struggles in the city, but he can't let go of his pride. It's easy to imagine the difficult situation he finds himself in. However, everything change after one day—he and his phone are struck by lightning and he suddenly discovers that he can turn into 'DATA' and enter the applications in his phone. What can he do afterwards? Harvest plants in QQ farm? See other people’s hidden photos and posts on WeChat? Become a character in a mobile game? Use your imagination! Wait a minute, change the deposited amount in his mobile banking app? Stop there, that can't be changed at will! With absolutely more adventures than the ones listed above, he also realizes that he can even freely enter Eastern cultivation novels. Let’s follow Feng Jun and embark on a wonderful journey of immortal cultivation!

Chen Fengxiao · Urban

Substitute Marriage: Reborn As The Top Big-Shot

[Number one romance novel in the universe—face slapping, scum-torturing, power couple!] Isabella Thompson, who was abandoned in a village was suddenly brought home by her rich parents. Her father: You are different from your sister. She has a bright future ahead and is destined to be a phoenix who would soar the skies! There's no way she would marry a cripple! You are getting off easy here! Her mother: The Yu family is rich and powerful. Standing in for your sister in marriage is your food fortune! Know what's good for you! Theodore Yu used to be a famous prodigy, but lost his glow after a car accident and didn't even make it to high school. With one being a poor village bumpkin and the other a well-known piece of trash, they were a match for each other. But while everyone was waiting for Miss Thompson to make a fool of herself, she and that piece of trash appeared at a banquet where big shots gathered. Isabella Thompson: I came to work as a waitress. Theodore Yu: What a coincidence, I'm here to work part-time as well. Hence, everyone watched as they carried trays around for the whole night. *** On the day of their marriage, every important figure in the capital attended. Big Shot One: I'll help make arrangements for Mr. Yu's grand wedding! Big Shot Two: Welcome back to the capital, Miss Thompson! Big Shot Three:... Seeing those big shots who persistently made headlines, Grace Thompson was filled with regretful tears.

Deutsche Unforgotten · General

The Big Shot Pays His Debts Daily

Song Huanyan had her fiancé stolen by her own cousin. Then, she drowned her sorrows in a bar... When she woke up, lying beside her was the younger brother of her former fiancé. "Consider last night's events as you paying off your brother's debt," Song Huanyan said. "What debt?" Yun Jianchen asked. Song Huanyan, "An emotional debt." Yun Jianchen, "..." Song Huanyan, "Ever heard the saying, 'A brother's debts are paid by his sibling'?" Yun Jianchen, "..."

Eternal Ode · Urban

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Journey to the West: Don't let Tang Sanzang get the scriptures

The soul penetrated Tang Sanzang, awakened the system, and brought 500,000 Tang soldiers to the west to obtain the scriptures. Tathagata: Sanzang, why did you bring an army of five hundred thousand with you when I asked you to retrieve the scriptures? Tang Sanzang: Buddha, you may not know this, but the journey to get the scriptures is long. I'll lead the army to open the way and bridge the river. As the saying goes, it's easier to do things with more people. Tathagata: Then why did you tear down the Five Fingers Mountain? Tang Sanzang: " To be honest, tearing down the Five Fingers Mountain is just practice. Next, we're going to tear down the Spirit Mountain!"

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In front of the villain, he died repeatedly

As the restorer of TL-75's space-time disorder, Qiao Qiao had a clear goal. She must first eradicate the cancer that caused the disorder. "Do you know where that heartless, vicious dog is?" "He's dead." "What?!" He's dead!" Qiao Qiao was shocked! A certain someone thought to himself,'The person she's talking about is so bad. I'm so kind. She's definitely not talking about me.'

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[Apocalypse: I Hoard Ten Thousand Times More Resources]

In 2049," maglev trains, driverless vehicles, vision restoration technology, robots," and so on were already common in the world. In this era of rapid technological development, the zombie virus had erupted, and species around the world had mutated and evolved rapidly. Food and water were the most precious. However, after losing electricity, all of humanity's technology was paralyzed overnight. It was as if they had regressed to primitive society. Lin Yan, who had been crazily fighting monsters to level up in the apocalypse, including all the ability users in the world, eventually died in the hands of the "Mother". When she opened her eyes again, Lin Yan realized that she had been reborn. There were still three months before the apocalypse. Since the heavens had given him a chance to start over, he must live well in this life. Moreover, he had to live with relish!

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Summon Kira Yoshikage, Assassinate Iron Man at the beginning

Thank you for your invitation. I'm in Marvel and I'm living in New York. Today, New York was still suitable for living and working in peace and contentment. It was peaceful and filled with talented people. The deranged Kira Yoshikage called himself the Clown, the Two-faced Tony Stark officially announced his candidacy for president, Fanmaafu became a terrifying battle maniac in New York's underground, the House of Evolution began its new human project, and Fliesa, who descended from the sky, was honored as Doomsday… And all of this is related to me. Even though I have summoned countless villains, I am still the hero who saved the world. By the way, my name is Connor, the director of Arkham Mental Hospital in New York City. Please take care of me in the coming days.

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When Sun Hao woke up, he realized that he had transmigrated? Not only did he become the consciousness of a newborn world, but he also joined a chat group of the myriad worlds?

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