funny penis stories

I swear to Cthulu, this is a literary masterpiece. Here are some other words to make up the requirement to post a review. Penis. Tenticle penis. Big penis. Bumpy penis. Horse sized penis. Long penis. Thick penis. Purple penis.

author has a small penis and has to take month long breaks to meet with a urologist to discuss making his micro penis into a big boy penis. so thats why hes not updating

Generally I do not read stories of martial arts, but, like every good cultivator, I read martial god asura among many, this is a good story, it is not as broken as many I know and above all, the god damn gives a small penis like punishment in a harem story I was reading, that's not god is a cruel demon, imagine reincarnating with a small and laughable penis

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There are two types of Mc that think with the penis and the muscular brain. This is annoying. It was much better to think with the penis than to train and fight every day until death