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Lucky Pregnancy & Sweet Marriage: Hubby, Please Turn Off the Lights!

"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

Lemon Honey · Urban

One Pregnancy, Multiple Relationships: The Best Actress Is Cute And Sweet

Chi Yaoxi, showbiz's most famous figure and winner of the best actress award was being cheated on by her boyfriend—and it had to be with her stepsister! And his excuse was that she's not willing to cohabit and have a child? Laughable! Chi Yaoxi attended a high-class party, intent on getting drunk and throwing money to a handsome face, whom she would spend the night with! Once she got tipsy, Chi Yaoxi threw herself into the arms of a gorgeous man. "You've caught my eye. Come to my room tonight, and I will give you millions." Li Qianming, a CEO of his own right, was stunned. He had met countless women who wanted to seduce him—this was the first time he met one buying him for the night. At the same time, the woman's stunning figure was latched to himself, her warm breath spraying all over his face. He carried her to his room. *** Waking up the next day, Chi Yaoxi smiled apologetically. "Sorry, I was drunk last night, but I will pay you anyway." Li Qianming studied her in her naked form with just a towel covering his own modesty, and whipped out a prenuptial agreement. "My son likes you. Let's get married today." "What??" Chi Yaoxi was shocked. The adorable kid helped his daddy get the girl by wrapping himself tightly around Chi Yaoxi and cried, "Mommy, my papa is actually kind on the inside. You won't lose if you invest in him—it's your victory if you marry him!" The great CEO nodded. "Marry me, and I will get you anything you want." The indomitable thespian somehow lost to the father and son duo, becoming a CEO's wife and a mother. As her man pinned her down and demanded a child, she realized she had thrown herself to the wolves and was going to be devoured clean.

Qin Jiujiu · Urban

Human Brain Farm

Zhu Zhengwei discovers that he could see the dreams of others. He quickly realizes that the human brain is as deep and boundless as the stars and the sea. Thus, he uses human brains as cloud servers to build a massive Dream World of deep consciousness and enhances his own ability. "Different from others, my dream is fixed, arguably not a dream, it's a root memory, involving the soul's core, completely documenting my past life!" "Have I... ? What I did in my dream could change the past in the genes of this body??"

Three Hundred Jin of Smiles · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Good luck with pregnancy, The delicate & soft heroine is loved by all

[Quickly wear + group pet + delicate heroine + abuse of scum] Su Zhiruan died unexpectedly, bound to the child-bearing system, and completed the task to obtain eternal life and endless wealth. This is great! She had no children in her previous life. After binding the system, she had many children and was spoiled by the male protagonist! The children are all obedient and sensible, well-behaved and easy to raise, and she has become a veritable lucky star! [Plane 1]: The emperor ascended the throne for five years, and there was no child in the harem. After having a love affair with Su Zhiruan, he directly filled the harem with princes and princesses. The emperor would pamper and hold them when he went to court, and even put down the emperor's shelf to play with the children, personally teach the princes, and look at Su Zhiruan with more and more hot eyes. "Little sweetheart, are you willing to be my queen, take care of the children together, and become my wife who is above all others!" [Plane 2]: The most mysterious master in the capital is said to be disabled. He is about to turn thirty but has no children. His relatives are eyeing his property and want to kill the heir leader every day. However, the appearance of Su Zhiruan completely eradicates their thoughts and directly gives birth to a bunch of children for this handsome man. When she wanted to leave, the man held her back. His originally cold and noble eyes were wronged and his voice was low. "Wife, don't abandon me and our children, please." Story and translation are not mine. All credits goes to the real owner. For offline purpose only.

j_Flow · Fantasy

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