son seduces mom in kitchen stories

Great Story with a great Foundation. Now that's 140 words. As I am bad with this reviews I'm just gonna tell you a story(joke) . . . . . On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a *****. He asks, "Mommy, what does bastard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does ***** mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Shit." The son asks, "What does **** mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "Fuck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing **** on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

My mom told me my stories are always the best and though i was suspicious that she only said that because i was her son, who am i to question my mother?

This story is so cool, I mean cool cool, it's like when my mom tried to fight for her rights in a bar but all the men said get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

The story line was great and lovely and my mom and she has been in a II 👬 in the kitchen now I'm going home for the sake of posterity I know I might go out and I was like daddy I

I know that this is supposed to be kinky fantasies, but this is just disgusting. I cannot believe someone would be interested in reading about a mother raping her son. If you want to have the mom-son fantasy at least make it a step mom or something.