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I Quit Being The Villain
Author: Kurupts
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Transmigrating into the novel, [The Emperor of Luck] Gu Xia received the despair villain system and became a small villain who is destined to be face slapped by the protagonist then eventually killed. Having been through the plot thousands of times and being failed by the system every time, he finally snapped. "System! What did I do wrong this time!?" [Host, please calm down... There has been an error in the world that I have no control over. As an apology I can grant you extra rewards once you complete the plot!] Gritting his teeth and having bloodshot red eyes Gu Xia finally had enough. [I quit being the villain! Fuck the plot, fuck the heroine's, fuck the protagonist, fuck everyone, I just want to live my life without being face slapped! I QUIT!] Unknowing to him all of the heroines could now hear his inner voice… -------------------------------------- Schedule: 7 chapters/week (unless I'm ill or something happens) Chapter Length: 1000 - 1500 words. No NTR nor will the MC have any of his harem members cucked at any point in the novel! If you get offended easily... This is not your kind of novel! -------------------------------------- More powerstones/support= I write more!

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I Might As Well Quit This Lousy Wizard Profession

Lin An's life underwent a drastic change. The basketball under his bed had turned into a bleeding head, which would hop next to his pillow and hum softly by his ear at midnight. The subway racing into the station had become a gigantic lizard, opening its gaping maw, waiting for him to line up and feed it. The world was not as simple as he had imagined. Behind the bustle of the city, the Witch Hunter Knights roamed in search of evil wizards to slay. The ordinary worker, Lin An, inadvertently became a member of the Antler Witch-Hunting Knight Order, shouldering the glorious mission to protect humanity. He must be careful, careful, and then even more careful. Careful not to reveal his true identity as a wizard. … "Why Hunt a Cowardly Innocent Wizard?!"

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The Dragon Lord's Aide Wants to Quit [BL]

Shoved into the backseat of his father's car right after graduation, Riley Hale ended up marching toward a company building with a bagged lunch and a pen. Still in his toga, the fresh graduate never thought he’d land in the office of the continent’s top lizard, err, dragon, as his aide. And that would’ve driven any person wishing for a corporate career to tears. After all, who wouldn’t want to serve the fastest ticket up the corporate ladder: Kael Dravaryn, the infamously elegant, unhinged, and extremely overpowered Dragon Lord of the continent? Well, that would be Riley. The same Riley who didn’t expect to spend his days dodging fireballs, dressing his boss in robes more complicated than dark magic, and serving as a literal target during morning sparring. Now trapped in a job he never truly agreed to, the hardworking aide decided to hold out until it was time for his glorious resignation. But leaving a dragon’s clutches could never be easy, especially one with elemental mastery and a finger worth a private army. Yet, as Riley, who longs to quit, attempts to navigate ancient politics, wyvern threats, and other accidents (many of which are definitely not his fault), he might just hallucinate himself into seeing something beneath his boss’s arrogance and molten glares. Maybe he’d actually care if Riley got turned to ash.

Jila64 · LGBT+

On The Other Side: I Quit Being Human

Layland Kleinhaus (17) suffers from hypogonadism that makes him less "manly" on top of having a girly face. He is bullied because of it, but he always remains strong ... At least, until he can't bear the betrayals and sufferings anymore. Filled with rage, indignation, and the lust for blood, he decided to end the life of his tormentors along with the bystanders before taking his own life. Alas, in the middle of his deed, a mysterious being intervenes the act by summoning him and the rest of the bastards he is killing to another world. He curses his bad luck for not being able to fulfill his revenge because of it, but much to his surprise, there is something much better than having his revenge waiting for him. "Layland... Be a Demon King." Thus, his journey of becoming the unparalleled Demon King begins. --- Those who know me are already in the know of my "condition"—minor dyslexia. So, if you find any misspell or 'wtf does this even mean' words, I hope you can pardon me from the insult, and notify me instead. --- Disclaimer: The picture in the cover is originally titled "Final Judgement," which is posted on DeviantArt by CREADFECTUS.

Frona_Gorgophone · Fantasy

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

I Quit… and Found You Again

〈Korean Webnovel〉 Lee Seul-hee believes only money matters—until her interview at Doodeurim Entertainment seats her before Min Chang-hyun, a CEO who has guarded her name since childhood. He won't speak what he remembers; she won't admit what she's hiding. A second-chance K-entertainment romance.

Lee Hyun-seong · Urban
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Can you share a quit smoking funny story?
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2024-12-09 19:08
Sure. My friend Tom was a heavy smoker. One day, he decided to quit. He put all his cigarettes in a box and said he would give them to the poorest person he could find. Well, he walked around for hours looking for that person. In the end, he was so tired and frustrated that he almost smoked one of the cigarettes from the box. But then he realized how silly he was being and finally threw the whole box away.
What are some funny quit smoking cartoons?
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2025-06-16 08:34
There are quite a few. One example is a cartoon where the character's attempts to quit smoking lead to comical misunderstandings with friends.
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2024-12-08 02:52
Here's another. A woman was quitting smoking. She had a habit of holding a pen like a cigarette when she was stressed. One day at work, she picked up a pen and put it in her mouth without realizing. Her boss walked in and was really confused seeing her with a pen in her mouth. She quickly realized what she was doing and it made her laugh. This incident made her more aware of her smoking - related habits and helped her stay away from cigarettes.
Are there any really funny quit smoking stories out there?
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2024-11-29 17:04
A smoker tried to quit by making smoking seem as unappealing as possible. He created a 'cigarette graveyard' in his backyard. Every time he resisted the urge to smoke, he would bury a cigarette in the 'graveyard'. He even made little tombstones for them with funny inscriptions like 'Here lies the evil cigarette that tried to kill me'. His friends thought it was a very creative and humorous way to quit smoking and it really helped him in his journey to become smoke - free.
How effective are quit smoking comic strips in helping people quit smoking?
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2025-06-03 22:29
They can be quite effective. The visual and engaging format of comic strips can make the message about quitting smoking more accessible and memorable for many people.
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