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"So... well... I died as it seems? Then I woke up as a character from an online science fiction game... And the craziest thing was that I was in my personal spaceship... Aside from that, I have this weird gaming system bugging me with missions and stuff... So... finally, something interesting happened in my life at last. At least now, I am unbound by anything and can do as I wish." - Acturus Al-Yesod Crawford "In the grim darkness of the endless space, there is only one sole constant that has ruled the space since immemorial, that dictated the life and death, the order and chaos of every single living being. Power. This is the story of one of the most controversial people in the history of the Known Universe, Arcturus Al-Yesod Crawford, the Star Mercenary, Bounty Hunter, Trader and many other titles..." - Prologue Chronicles of the Known Universe: Chapter Cosmos Citizen, Star Date: Unknown *** Tags: Aliens, Androids, Army, Army Building, Automatons, Assassins, Artificial Intelligence, Cosmic Wars, Fleet Battles, Futuristic Setting, Male Protagonist, Mercenaries, Monsters, Outer Space, Nobles, Late Romance, Slow Romance, Money Grubber, Supernatural Powers, Psychic Powers, System, Game Elements, Strategic Battles, Strong to Stronger, Transported into a Game World, Wars, Evolution, Genetic Modifications, Industrialization, Military, Politics, Poor to Rich, Strength-Based Social Hierarchy, Time Skip

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Taoist Master Leaves the Mountains: All My Senior Sisters Love Me

The day Taoist Wang Ye came down the mountain Eldest senior sister: "I’m giving you a billion-dollar hotel, follow me." Second senior sister: "A healer’s heart, Wang Ye, come work as Divine Doctor in my clinic." Third senior sister: "Senior sister wants to take you to conquer the entire entertainment industry." Fifth senior sister: "Wang Ye, from today on, you are the chief appraisal master in my treasure appraisal business." Sixth senior sister: "Fly through the blue skies and travel the world with me." Fourth senior sister: "Follow the fourth senior sister, you can’t go wrong…" Ah... The senior sisters are too formidable, what a dilemma!

Guava without sugar · Urban

Sign In Ten Years, Then I Am Exposed By My Gorgeous Senior

"Ye Chen transmigrated to a fantasy world and realized that he had seven seniors in his clan, and all of them were of stunning beauty. Eldest senior, Empress in Red! Second, Frost Sword Goddess! Third, the Unreal Goddess! … … Seventh, Unparalleled Prodigy! Ye Chen who was born unable to cultivate awakened the Sign-In system, and sneakily signed in at the Immortal Destiny Holy Land every day. Ye Chen said, “I’ll sign in quietly, then one day, I'll shock everyone with my strength!"

Ji Muhan · Eastern

Taois Master Turun Gunung: Semua Kakak Senior Wanita Mencintaiku

Pada hari Taoist Wang Ye turun dari gunung Kakak senior tertua: "Aku memberikanmu hotel senilai satu miliar dolar, ikutlah denganku." Kakak senior kedua: "Hati seorang penyembuh, Wang Ye, bekerja sebagai Dokter Ilahi di klinikku." Kakak senior ketiga: "Kakak senior ingin membawamu menaklukkan seluruh industri hiburan." Kakak senior kelima: "Wang Ye, mulai hari ini, kamu adalah kepala ahli penilai di bisnis penilaian harta karunku." Kakak senior keenam: "Terbanglah melalui langit biru dan keliling dunia bersamaku." Kakak senior keempat: "Ikutilah kakak senior keempat, kamu tidak akan salah..." Ah... Kakak-kakak senior ini terlalu tangguh, sungguh dilema!

Guava without sugar · Urban

The Strongest Senior Brother In History

The first time Yan Zhaoge crossed worlds, he landed in a martial warrior civilization that was at the peak of prosperity. He ended up in the book storage building of the the Divine Palace, which collected and preserved the classics of the entire world from all fields of knowledge. However, a world class calamity struck soon after and even the Divine Palace was destroyed. Yan Zhaoge's soul once again crossed over, but this time he arrived in the same world, except countless years have passed. With his brain full of rare books and classics from the era of peak prosperity, Yan Zhaoge's second crossing over to the present era was like a gamer who was used to playing hell mode suddenly finding himself playing the game on easy. That was just way too awesome. But before that, he needs to fix a certain problem. “I'm not a main character? In fact, I'm actually the the main character's love rival and the antagonistic Mr. Perfect senior martial brother? This script is wrong!”

Kun_Zent · Eastern

My Senior Brother is Too Steady

After being reborn in the ancient times before the Great God-Conferment War, Li Changshou becomes a minor cultivator. He is neither destined for great things nor great woe. His only dream is to live a long life as a cultivator. In order to survive in the cruel Primordial Times, Li Changshou tries hard not to accumulate any karma—killing inevitably leads to feuds. Thus, he always plans thoroughly before doing anything and never allows himself to walk into dangerous situations. He hides his trump cards well, trains himself in escape techniques, refines poisonous pills, and masters his mystical abilities. Before making any moves, he takes on an extremely steady demeanor. Yet, every move of his ends up earth-shattering. Once he is done, he will disappear without a trace. Li Changshou originally plans to remain hidden and safe in the mountain. There, he is supposed to cultivate until he ascends to immortality. However, everything changed one year when his master seems to think that their lives are too peaceful... He takes in a junior sister...

Get to the Point · Eastern
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Share some funny senior citizen jokes and stories.
3 answers
2024-11-06 20:11
Here's a joke. An old man was asked why he always carried a gun in his car. He said, 'I'm a very slow driver. If I see signs of an accident up ahead, I shoot myself.'
Can you share some funny senior citizen stories?
2 answers
2024-11-16 17:37
Sure. There was an old man who always confused his remote controls. One day, he tried to change the TV channel with his phone. He held the phone up to the TV and kept pressing the volume buttons on his phone, wondering why it wasn't working. It was hilarious.
Can you share some senior citizen funny short stories?
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2024-11-09 05:08
An elderly lady went to the supermarket. She saw a new self - checkout machine. She tried to pay for her groceries by talking to it like it was a person. She said 'Hello, dear, I have these things to buy.' When it didn't respond, she started tapping it gently and said 'Wake up, young man!' Everyone around her was trying hard not to laugh.
Are there any heartwarming funny stories about senior citizens that happened in June?
1 answer
2024-11-03 06:30
There was a senior lady, Mrs. Green. In June, she organized a tea party for all her friends at the senior living community. She accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the tea. But instead of complaining, everyone started joking about it and had a good laugh. They then made a new batch of tea and had a wonderful time sharing old memories during the party.
What are some characteristics of funny senior citizen cartoons?
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2025-06-21 07:08
Well, they often have exaggerated expressions and comical situations that senior citizens find themselves in. The humor is usually light-hearted and relatable.
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An inheritance, an obsession, and a chance to study in the United States. He should have been at an age where he was wanton and flamboyant, but because he was young and inexperienced, he missed the good. He started with gregariousness and finally became mediocre. He suddenly realized that his temples were already stained with frost. For the young people of a small county, wasn't life all about ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs? Yu Sheng is not a sage, naturally can not avoid secular. After understanding the root cause of the unhappiness of this world, which was to try to make the laymen evolve towards the standards of saints, Yu Sheng naturally hoped to change his way of living. In order to welcome his rebirth, Yu Sheng decided to stand up straight and be a free and casual, greedy and lecherous layman. Girls who were once unattainable, please come to the bowl. P.S. 1: The new book has been released. Please don't be stingy with your collections, recommendations, and comments. " P.S. 2: The completed old works of the urban rebirth category," The Rebirth of the Commoner " and the Western fantasy category," The Witcher ", both have more than four million words. They can also be read during the book shortage period.

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The salted fish female supporting role, she just wants to lie down

Su Miaoyu had liked to read novels since she was young. She was extremely envious of the plot in the novel. She was arrogant and fell in love with the fast-acting and face-slapping type of novels. She could not help but want to learn all kinds of skills. Su Miaoyu, who was not afraid of death, did all kinds of things that could transmigrate, but she did not get the system that could help her realize her wish of face-slapping. It was just that when she had already given up on the ward area and was ready to step into the nursing home to enjoy her old age with her old friends, she was taken away by the salted fish revival system that was decades late to carry out a mission. The dumbfounded Su Miaoyu refused to admit defeat and prepared to be a salted fish. However, reality did not cooperate. In addition to the various instigations of the system at the beginning, she finally managed to subdue the system as a little fan. However, the system's superior could not see her comfortable. Every time she transmigrated, there would be a problem with the plot or someone would cause trouble. Su Miaoyu, who was a salted fish, didn't want to make a comeback at all. Unfortunately, she owed the system a huge sum of money and could only think of ways to fulfill her dream of being a salted fish while paying off the debt. In the first world, she had finally fallen in love with a single mother, but she was stabbed by Mo Chengyuan, who was controlled by the world's consciousness. From then on, she had a shadow over men. In the second world, she even met Mo Chengyuan, who had the same name as her and looked the same as her. Her mission in this world was to survive from him, and Su Miaoyu, who had no plot hints, lived carefully… (I don't know if there will be a male protagonist in this novel. According to my initial expectations, there will be one, but it's hard to say for sure now. Everyone, be careful.)

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Lu Yao had transmigrated to the parallel world for ten years. It was not easy for him to get a girlfriend, but he was deceived by his feelings. He finally awakened his own system, the Heaven's Legacy Tree! In this world where the Catacombs had invaded and human society was in danger, Lu Yao had become an omniscient and omnipotent divine fortune-teller. From then on, all the gifts of fate were secretly marked with a price, and Lu Yao was the one who set the price!

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