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Exotic Battlefield: I Can Activate Dual Talents

1000 years ago, the humans of the Blue Planet, who were venturing into space for the first time, accidentally entered an alternate dimension battlefield. The world entered the cultivation age. With the core of stars as their foundations, they activated talents and tempered the star veins. They were called the star warriors. Lu Lin, who had transmigrated to this world, activated double talents during his national examinations: His star power was doubled, so his combat flight time approached infinity. His potential was doubled, so his double talents would improve each other. His combat ability was doubled, so his sensing ability could help him easily find his opponent’s weak spots. His survival ability was doubled. By seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, he became the survival master in this alternate dimension. His threatening presence was doubled. With a death stare, he could rob the enemy of their will and leave them helpless to the slaughter. Many years later, Lu Lin was given the titles Demon King of Humans, Incredible Perpetual Motion Engine, Human Techniques Collection, The Nightmare of the Other Races, Battlefield Treasure Harvester, Desolate Environment Survival Master, Universe Lord of Fortune, Secret Zone Overseer, etc. When he was being interviewed, he said, “I truly am just an ordinary person. If you wish to do what I did, it is actually very simple—you just need a pair of eyes.”

My Broken Sabre Has Murderous Intent · Eastern

Longevity by Picking up Attributes in the Battlefield

Zhao Feng is reborn as a soldier in the Qin state during the Warring States period, exactly when the legendary Emperor Qin Shi Huang is annihilating the other six kingdoms. He is assigned to the Logistics Army, responsible for clearing the battlefield and carrying corpses. But for Zhao Feng, there's no better job than this. Touching a corpse. 【Picked up 1 point of strength】, 【Picked up 1 point of speed】, 【Picked up 1 point of constitution】, 【Picked up 1 point of spirit】, 【Picked up 1 point of lifespan】. Touching an elite corpse. 【Picked up 5 points of strength】, 【Picked up 5 points of lifespan】. Killing an enemy, attribute pick-ups doubled. 【Picked up 10 points of strength】. 【Picked up 10 points of lifespan】.

Unforgivable 666 · Eastern

I Pick Up Talents on the Interstellar Battlefield

Qin Tian was playing video games before he transmigrates into an interstellar battlefield and becomes a clone tasked with moving the bodies. However, he finds that he could pick up talents from these bodies. [Name] Danger Perception (Green) [Type] Passive Talent [Introduction] The possessor of this talent is like a battlefield prophet, able to acutely sense nearby dangers and respond promptly. ...

Hidden Werewolf · Sci-fi

Tempest of the Battlefield

Wang Tong couldn’t wait to live his college life - girls, parties, and the dorm life - everything he had ever dreamed of. But, instead of a letter of admission to the college, he had received a ticket to the planet Norton and a contract with the Confederation as a space settler. Soon after his arrival, the Zerg overran the planet and obliterated its defenses in a matter of moments. What awaited Tong on Norton was more than just an unbearable environment - its gravity alone was five-times stronger than earth - there were also swarms of bugs, constant hunger, thirst, and desolation... Venture into the Tempest of The Battlefield, unlock the secrets within the mysterious space crystals, and meet the legendary Blade Warriors and the potent sword combat tactic: "Ultimate Tactics of the Blade: 256 Genome Nuclear Force". An honest and humble low-tier robot and a ghost with a mouth full of nonsense both teamed up with Wang Tong in a fight for survival against all odds.

Skull Elf · Sci-fi

The Wicked Female Is Wild and Scheming, Living in a Love Battlefield Every Day

Luna Sutton was unfortunately blown to death in the apocalypse, and when she opened her eyes, she was almost tackled by an incredibly handsome man. However, the way the man looked at her was off, full of disgust, disdain, and a dark, violent aura. Luna Sutton curled her lips: You're the one coming at me, what do those eyes mean? As memories came flooding in, she broke into a cold sweat. Had the original Luna forcibly married this Beast Husband? She wasn't about to take the blame for that! Luna Sutton kicked the man away and slipped off. It turned out she had entered a certain beast world game, becoming the ugly, despised clown disliked by men and women of all ages. The original Luna was lazy, gluttonous, vicious, and incredibly ugly, making people sick. Despite everything, she didn't have any self-awareness, relying on the fact that the tribe's leader was her father, seizing whatever she wanted and causing trouble, with an extreme crush on others. Her leader father assigned her five top-tier Beast Husbands. These five Beast Husbands abhorred her to the extreme, looking at her as if she were a pile of excrement. Luckily, the Wood Element Ability she awakened in her previous life came along, and she decided that whoever wanted those five could have them, preferring to shine on her own. Yet, a suddenly emerging system demanded she conquer the five Beast Husbands? Looking at the five strings of negative numbers on the system interface, Luna Sutton's lips twitched hard. How was she supposed to complete this task, was she supposed to warm up their cold attitudes with her face? She refused! Little did she know that the sly system enticed her. Staring at the shower set and all the benefits for improving life and appearance popping up before her, she shamefully wavered... Thus, originally holding the script of universal disdain, she unwittingly fell into chaotic scenes, becoming universally adored.

Tranquil Bamboo Grove · Fantasy

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