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Author: XimenoideX
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Elizabeth, a girl with an unusual personality is reincarnated into the body of a mute woman in what appeared to be medieval times. However, the people surrounding her seemed familiar. She had transmigrated as the dead villainess's older sister in a +19-rated novel she read long ago in her past life. Marianne, the previous owner of the body, had a tragic past. Abused by his obsessed older brother and little sister, the part of her soul left in the body doesn't give Elizabeth freedom. Now she will discover the truth behind Marianne's condition, experience unknown feelings, and recall her past to overcome these new difficulties. 'I'm gonna go crazy...how is it that this girl didn't even have her name mentioned in the novel?... some authors really are idiots...' _________________________________ Give some love to my other book too ^^~ • Barbaric Spouse, Descry the Night's Lure * To find my book you have to either search the title or my pen name. It will not show on my profile. _________________________________ TAGS: #R18 #SlowPaced, #Romance, #Smut, #Medieval, #Trauma, #Father&Daughter... (Sigh... so many tags... do emphasise #SlowPaced ^^) _________________________________ This is an original Story ^^ Author: XimenoideX

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Please Stop Talking

Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you know how to drive?” Ye Feng was about to say ‘no’ but in the end, countless pieces of information flooded his mind and he immediately became a veteran driver! ... "Please stop talking, everyone!" In less than a year, Ye Feng was omnipotent. He had a look of distress, feeling like he’s not even a human being but an omnipotent almighty expert! This book is also called "Am I really a human being", "I really don't want to be omnipotent" and "Why is it so hard to not be an expert ah"...

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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

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Funny stories about sleepwalking and talking in sleep.
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2024-11-15 12:25
A funny sleepwalking - talking incident involved a man who believed he was a superhero during his sleepwalking episodes. He would run around the house, jump on furniture while talking about saving the world from 'evil pillows'. He'd shout things like 'I'll stop you, naughty pillow!' It was quite a sight. Another example is a girl who sleepwalked to the bathroom and started having a conversation with the mirror, thinking it was her long - lost sister. She was sharing all kinds of secrets with it.
Do people often have funny talking while sleepwalking?
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2024-11-15 14:41
Yes, sometimes. Some people might start reciting nursery rhymes or singing songs in a really off - key way while sleepwalking and talking. It can be quite humorous for those who witness it.
Can you share some sleepwalking funny stories?
1 answer
2024-11-20 22:33
There's a story about a guy who sleepwalked out of his house and into his neighbor's yard. He climbed onto their porch swing and started singing a lullaby at the top of his lungs. His neighbors were woken up by the strange noise and when they peeked out, they saw him just sitting there, still asleep, swinging gently and singing. It was hilarious when they told him about it in the morning.
Can you share some funny sleepwalking stories?
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2024-11-06 10:53
Sure. One time my friend sleepwalked into the kitchen and started making a sandwich. He was completely asleep but was spreading peanut butter and jelly like a pro. When he woke up in the morning, he had no idea how the half - eaten sandwich got there.
What are some of the most interesting funny sleepwalking stories?
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2024-11-06 05:05
There's a story of a man who sleepwalked into his garage, got into his car, and started honking the horn. His family woke up in a panic, thinking there was an emergency. But when they found him there, half - asleep and still honking, they couldn't help but laugh. He had no memory of it at all when he fully woke up.
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