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Invisible Security Guard
Author: Peach Has Sold Out
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After an accidental electrocution, Zhang Yi realized he could hide his body and become an invisible man. That incident marked a new chapter in his life. The magnificent president of the company, the hot policewoman, and the mischievous daughter of a rich man. "Apologies. I'm a righteous man. I've never abused my power of turning invisible to creep on beautiful girls, because I'd only stand boldly before them to look at them! You can't see me. You can't see me. You can't see me…"

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Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---

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Share some funny airport security stories.
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2024-11-18 02:09
I heard about a lady who had a live chicken in her bag. She thought she could sneak it through security as it was a small, quiet chicken. But of course, the security scanner picked it up. She then tried to convince the security staff that it was her emotional support chicken, but they had to confiscate it anyway.
Can you share some funny security stories?
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2024-10-24 19:32
In a small store, a security camera was set up to watch the cash register. One day, a cat that lived in the store climbed onto the counter right in front of the camera. It then started to play with the pen used for signing receipts. It batted it around, knocked things over, and generally made a mess all while being recorded. The store owner found it very funny when he reviewed the footage later, and it became a funny security story shared among the staff.
Can you share some funny security analyst stories?
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2024-12-06 10:55
Sure. There was this one security analyst who was so focused on tracking a potential hacker. He ended up following so many false leads that he accidentally locked himself out of the system he was supposed to be protecting while trying to set up extra security measures. It was quite a mess but also really funny when his colleagues found out.
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