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Closer to Revealing My True Self
Author: Lazy Cliché
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Strong? Handsome? Savage? Badass? It's all about the intelligence quotient, my friend. ———— PS: Mutation shouldn't be mistaken for enlightenment.

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Rich Daughter Reincarnates as Her Eighteen-Year-Old Self to Rescue Her Younger Brothers!

"I've destroyed your face. Let's see how you'll seduce men now!" "I want to pluck all your hair too. Let's see how you'll seduce other married men!" The woman screamed while she cut off Mei Shu's hair. She then directly stabbed the scissors into her head and put an end to her pitiful life. Mei Shu had already been bedridden for over ten years. Her face was practically unrecognizable. Her four younger brothers were either injured, crippled, sick, or barely alive. This was all thanks to the woman next to her bed. Many years ago, Mei Shu's mother died in a car accident. Not long after that, her stepmother moved in with her stepsister, Mei Mu. Mei Shu's stepmother found a way to send Mei Shu to the countryside. After that, Mei Shu's stepmother and stepsister slowly took over all the Mei family's possessions. When Mei Shu was about to turn eighteen, they brought her home. The only reason they did that was to acquire the inheritance her mother left behind. After that, they kept plotting and scheming against her. They sowed discord between Mei Shu and her four younger brothers. Until the day Mei Shu died in the hospital, her brothers still had no idea she wasn't the one who started the fire that ruined their lives. After dying, Mei Shu refused to move on. She reincarnated to the time she was seventeen with her own system. She wanted to change her fate and rescue her brothers! In their previous lifetime, she and her brothers treated each other like enemies. In this lifetime... "Mei Shu, I'll do anything you tell me to," her first brother said. "Who dares to bully my sister?" Her second brother asked. "Mei Shu belongs to me!" Her third brother exclaimed. "Do you wish to marry my sister? Let's see if you have what it takes!" Her fourth brother uttered. [System: Quest completed! You'll be rewarded with a husband!"

Mountain Springs · Urban

Exorcist's Self-Cultivation

"Thanks for the invite, I'm in New York, just got off the plane." Du Wei realized he had traveled through time. Having no choice, he had to resume his old trade and opened a psychological consultation clinic, but the patients seeking psychological advice were all a bit strange... Note: This book is set in the Soul Summoning Universe.

Blessed · Horror

I Received Messages From Future Self!

"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?

Your fatty · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy
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What are some funny self isolation stories?
3 answers
2024-12-07 18:42
One funny self - isolation story is about a guy who decided to learn how to juggle during isolation. He started with just two balls and ended up knocking over so many things in his living room. His cat was constantly running away from the flying balls. Another one is a family who had a 'dress - up day' every week while in isolation. They would all dress as different characters from movies or history and then have a little photo shoot. It was a great way to pass the time and create some hilarious memories.
The Title of a Story Involving Tit, Distruction, Cunt, Pain and Wife
1 answer
2024-11-29 03:31
Since 'cunt' is a vulgar word, we should avoid using it. For a story about a wife and pain (which could be emotional or physical in a non - vulgar sense), a possible title could be 'The Wife's Struggle and Pain'.
What are some funny stories about self - improvement?
2 answers
2024-12-04 05:21
There was a guy who decided to learn a new language every year. One year he chose French. He started by just learning basic phrases from a book. But then he got the idea to practice with the local bakers in town. He would go in and try to order in French. At first, it was a total mess, but after a while, he became quite good and his French improved a great deal. And the best part was that he got free croissants sometimes for his efforts.
Can you share some funny self - control stories?
2 answers
2024-12-14 05:52
Here's one. A student had a habit of checking his phone every few minutes. During an important exam, he felt the urge to look at his phone which was in his bag. But he knew it was against the rules and he had to control himself. He kept repeating in his head that he needed to focus on the exam. So he gripped his pen tightly and forced himself to keep his eyes on the paper. In the end, he did well in the exam thanks to his self - control.
Can you share more funny self isolation stories?
2 answers
2024-12-08 03:35
Sure. There was this person who decided to do yoga in their small apartment during self - isolation. But every time they tried to do a downward - facing dog pose, they would accidentally knock over their water glass. Another one is a family that started a DIY project to build a bookshelf. They ended up with a wonky, lopsided bookshelf that could barely hold any books, but they were proud of it anyway and it became a great conversation piece.
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