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Reincarnated With The Van Helsing System
Author: Barion_Trident
Ongoing · 4.6M Views
Synopsis

Many people wish to be transported to another world, beautiful women, supernatural powers, adventures and the list continues. But what happens when you are born in a place where almost everyone see you as a tool, which turned out to be useless for their purposses. Falling into the depths of despair after losing what he cared for the most, the unmistakable sound of a notification changed his destiny and the one of all the planes of existence, but was it for the good... or not? "The host's current body is too shitty for the system, physical reformation in progress", "physical reformation complete, as a one time reward for surviving the host might ask the system for a wish". Follow Daimon on his journey through a world where the existences called "Gods" are only higher ranked mages. ------------------------------------ Achievement rewards: 300 power stones= 1 extra chapters (The reward chapters will be posted on the week, on a random day) ----------------------------------- If You like monsters folklore and cute girls then be my guest ----------------------------------- The cover is not mine, so all the credit for the right owner ----------------------------------- The story will have a lot of dark elements so if you don't have stomach for that then I suggest you to leave, oh also i'm quite a pervert myself so be prepared for that (NO NTR). ---------------------------------- Finally, enjoy the story and if you like it please do support me with your golden tickets, power stones and reviews they will help me a lot.

Table of Contents
Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
Volume 1 :Wild Claw Academy
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Van Helsing Sistemi ile Yeniden Doğuş

Birçok insan başka bir dünyaya taşınmak ister; güzel kadınlar, doğaüstü güçler, maceralar ve liste uzayıp gider. Ancak neredeyse herkesin seni bir araç olarak gördüğü, amaçları için işe yaramaz çıkan bir yerde doğduğunda ne olur? En çok değer verdiği şeyi kaybettikten sonra umutsuzluğun derinliklerine düşen kahramanımız, bir bildirim sesinin kaderini ve tüm varoluş düzlemlerinin kaderini değiştirdiğini fark eder, ama bu iyi mi oldu... yoksa kötü mü? "Kullanıcının mevcut bedeni sistem için çok kötü durumda, fiziksel yenilenme süreci başlatılıyor", "fiziksel yenilenme tamamlandı, hayatta kalmayı başardığı için kullanıcı bir defalık ödül olarak sistemden bir dilek dileyebilir". Daimon'ın "Tanrılar" olarak adlandırılan varlıkların sadece üst düzey büyücüler olduğu bir dünyada geçen yolculuğunu takip edin. ------------------------------------ Başarı ödülleri: 300 güç taşı = 1 ekstra bölüm (Ödül bölümleri hafta içinde, rastgele bir günde yayınlanacaktır) ----------------------------------- Eğer canavar folklorunu ve sevimli kızları seviyorsanız buyurun gelin ----------------------------------- Kapak bana ait değil, tüm hakları sahibine aittir ----------------------------------- Hikâye birçok karanlık öğe içerecek, bu nedenle buna dayanamıyorsanız ayrılmanızı öneririm, ayrıca kendim de oldukça sapığım bu yüzden hazırlıklı olun (ALDATMA YOK). ---------------------------------- Son olarak, hikâyeden keyif alın ve beğenirseniz lütfen altın biletleriniz, güç taşlarınız ve yorumlarınızla beni destekleyin, bunlar bana çok yardımcı olacaktır.

Barion_Trident · Fantasy

Reencarnado com o Sistema Van Helsing

Muitas pessoas desejam ser transportadas para outro mundo, mulheres bonitas, poderes sobrenaturais, aventuras e a lista continua. Mas o que acontece quando você nasce em um lugar onde quase todos te veem como uma ferramenta, que se revelou inútil para seus propósitos. Caindo nas profundezas do desespero depois de perder o que mais lhe importava, o som inconfundível de uma notificação mudou seu destino e o de todos os planos da existência, mas foi para o bem... ou não? "O corpo atual do hospedeiro é uma merda para o sistema, reforma física em andamento", "reforma física completa, como uma recompensa única por sobreviver, o hospedeiro pode pedir um desejo ao sistema". Siga Daimon em sua jornada por um mundo onde as existências chamadas "Deuses" são apenas magos de ranque superior. ----------------------------------- A história terá muitos elementos sombrios, então se você não tem estômago para isso, sugiro que pare por aqui, ah, e eu também sou bem pervertido, então esteja preparado para isso (SEM NTR). ----------------------------------

Barion_Trident · Fantasy

Reencarnado con el Sistema Van Helsing

Mucha gente desea ser transportada a otro mundo, mujeres hermosas, poderes sobrenaturales, aventuras y la lista continúa. Pero ¿qué pasa cuando naces en un lugar donde casi todo el mundo te ve como una herramienta, que resultó ser inútil para sus propósitos? Cayendo en las profundidades de la desesperación tras perder lo que más le importaba, el inconfundible sonido de una notificación cambió su destino y el de todos los planos de la existencia, pero ¿fue para bien... o no? "El cuerpo actual del anfitrión es una mierda para el sistema, reforma física en proceso", "reforma física completada, como recompensa única por sobrevivir, el anfitrión puede pedirle un deseo al sistema". Sigue a Daimon en su viaje por un mundo donde las existencias llamadas "Dioses" son solo magos de rango superior. ------------------------------------ ----------------------------------- Si te gusta el folclore de monstruos y las chicas lindas, bienvenido seas ----------------------------------- La portada no es mía, así que todo el crédito para su respectivo dueño ----------------------------------- La historia tendrá muchos elementos oscuros, así que si no tienes estómago para eso, te sugiero que te vayas. Ah, y yo mismo soy bastante pervertido, así que prepárate para ello (NO NTR). ----------------------------------

Barion_Trident · Fantasy

Wiedergeboren mit dem Van-Helsing-System

Viele Menschen wünschen sich, in eine andere Welt versetzt zu werden, schöne Frauen, übernatürliche Kräfte, Abenteuer und die Liste geht weiter. Aber was passiert, wenn du an einem Ort geboren wirst, an dem dich fast jeder als Werkzeug ansieht, das sich für ihre Zwecke als nutzlos erwiesen hat. In die tiefste Verzweiflung gestürzt, nachdem er das verloren hatte, was ihm am wichtigsten war, veränderte das unverkennbare Geräusch einer Benachrichtigung sein Schicksal und das aller Ebenen der Existenz, aber war es zum Guten ... oder nicht? "Der aktuelle Körper des Wirts ist zu beschissen für das System, physische Umformung im Gange", "physische Umformung abgeschlossen, als einmalige Belohnung für das Überleben kann der Wirt das System um einen Wunsch bitten". Folge Daimon auf seiner Reise durch eine Welt, in der die Existenzen, die "Götter" genannt werden, nur höherrangige Magier sind. ----------------------------------- Wenn du Monster-Folklore und süße Mädchen magst, dann bist du hier genau richtig ----------------------------------- Das Cover ist nicht von mir, also gebührt alle Anerkennung dem rechtmäßigen Eigentümer ----------------------------------- Die Geschichte wird viele düstere Elemente enthalten, also wenn du dafür keinen Magen hast, schlage ich vor, du liest nicht weiter. Oh, außerdem bin ich selbst ziemlich pervers, also sei darauf vorbereitet (KEIN NTR). ----------------------------------

Barion_Trident · Fantasy

Réincarné Avec Le Système Van Helsing

Beaucoup de gens souhaitent être transportés dans un autre monde, avec de belles femmes, des pouvoirs surnaturels, des aventures et la liste continue. Mais que se passe-t-il lorsque vous naissez dans un endroit où presque tout le monde vous considère comme un outil, qui s'est avéré inutile à leurs fins. Sombrant dans les profondeurs du désespoir après avoir perdu ce qui lui était le plus cher, le son incontestable d'une notification a changé son destin et celui de tous les plans d'existence, mais était-ce pour le bien... ou non ? "Le corps actuel de l'hôte est trop merdique pour le système, reformation physique en cours", "reformation physique terminée, en récompense exceptionnelle pour avoir survécu, l'hôte peut demander un vœu au système". Suivez Daimon dans son voyage à travers un monde où les existences appelées "Dieux" ne sont que des mages de rang supérieur.

Barion_Trident · Fantasy
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