funny warrior cats stories

Supreme Warrior in the City

Three years ago, he got into serious trouble for a woman's sake and ended up serving a three-year sentence. Three years later, he returned triumphant, only to find that the woman had sided with their enemies, and his closest friend had been ruined. In life, simplicity reigns: with the sky above, the earth below, brothers in the heart, and the beloved in the embrace, one needs nothing more. Yet, life is not always simple: facing obstacles from gods and buddhas alike, he vows to conquer all challenges across three thousand worlds. Nothing can stand in his way!

River Handsome · Urban

Cold-hearted CEO's Empress Warrior Wife

Shangguan Linlang was born into a military family and acquired formidable martial arts skills at a young age. She had a rather fiery personality, and her illustrious military achievements made the Royal Family quite wary of her. In the end, she was sealed away by her deeply beloved fiancé—the Monarch of Yulong Country, Han Ziye—using a forbidden sealing magic. Having just been enthroned as Empress for less than a day, Shangguan Linlang fell into a deep slumber. She thought she would never see the light of day again, but, by a stroke of fate, she was discovered and released by a modern archaeologist, Shangguan Zifeng. The Empress decided to avenge her former disgrace. She went to great lengths to return to ancient times to settle scores with the traitor, Han Ziye. Before the Empress could find him, she herself attracted the attention of the Lord of Demon City—the CEO rumored to have a hand in both the lawful and the underworld, Xuanyuan Wuji. "Who are you people to act so presumptuously before me?" Xuanyuan Wuji's casual scrutiny infuriated Shangguan Linlang, and in a fit of anger, she assumed the posture of the Empress once again. "I am Xuanyuan Wuji. I hope to receive your guidance in the future," Xuanyuan Wuji said, a faint smile on his lips.

Shengdama · Urban

Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System

Max always wanted a more exciting life, and after being reincarnated into the far future and a Galaxy in constant war, his wish was granted. Discovered to have a high compatibility with his new world's Technological System, he was drafted as a child into training to become one of their elite Mecha Pilots, the heroes of the Kingdom who face down even the mightiest of threats from inside giant Mecha, wielding the mightiest of weapons known to mankind. All he has to do is prove himself worthy. https://discord.gg/hxTpqZQtKN

Aoki_Aku · Sci-fi

When Cats Own Superpower

"Let go of that kitty cat!" A shooting star whizzed through the sky, causing countless super powers to appear on Earth. However, the main characters that awaken during this phenomenon aren't humans, but cats... During this event, this same thought appeared in the minds of countless cats: "Am I a god?" Zhao Yao, an ordinary human, is the only person that can control these super cats. Zhao Yao: "Am I a god?" ……………… TL's Intro： Zhao Yao, the protagonist of the story, is the most ordinary man you could possibly imagine. Since graduating from college, he had been engulfed by his bureaucratic workplace and its toxic environment. To make things worse, he has neither a car, money nor a girlfriend. The only silver lining was his fat and lazy cat, Matcha, which provided a semblance of company and friendship. However, things were about to change drastically for Zhao Yao and Matcha. One shooting star will transform their lives into anything but ordinary.

Bear Wolf Dog · Urban

Urban Carefree Warrior God

Chen Yang had once dyed the mountains and rivers with blood, carrying a coffin on the battlefield; he had stood firm at Hanyun Valley's national gate, willing to defend the eternal rivers and mountains with the strength of one man. "After deliberation among the Elders of the Inner Court, it has been officially decided to promote you to the post of Nine Gates Admiral and bestow upon you the title of Zhennan Prince." "Congratulations."

Zhong Xiaofa · Urban

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