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Losing Money to Be a Tycoon
Author: Inebriation-seeking Blue Shirt
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I really just want to lose money! T_T Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century. These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation. Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money. Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games! "If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!" "How difficult can it be to lose money?" Indeed... how difficult can it be? ------------------------------------------------------------ This book is highly popular in China and has set off a new trend. Webnovel has very high expectations for this book and has gotten the author to refine the first chapter as an exclusive for global readers. We hope everyone will enjoy reading it.
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Win, and I’ll tame the witch. Lose, and I’ll become one myself

[Undead Synthesis | Entry Fusion | Ruthless | Witch Transformation | Slight Yuri Undertone] This world is insane. Gods who’ve lost themselves. Witches who’ve stolen divinity. A Church that publicly worships gods — yet secretly covets their power. Nobles who appear honorable — yet devour people whole behind closed doors. If one were to summarize the entire continent’s history in a single phrase, it would be: “The weak are prey, and profit rules all.” Earthling Hemu reincarnated into such a rotten world — as a minor lord despised by all nobles. Assassinations, ambushes, poisonings, false accusations, rebellions — there’s no “most devious,” only “more devious.” Fortunately, the Transmigrator Administration Bureau hadn’t forgotten to hand out cheats: the ability to plunder others’ entries, fuse entries into stronger ones, and raise an invincible army of the undead. Since the ruling class refused to play fair, she decided to flip the entire board instead. “Assassinate me? Fine — I’ll slaughter your whole family.” “Frame me? Then don’t blame me for framing you back.” “Rebel against me? Too bad — I already control your soldiers.” Manipulating souls, rewriting minds, constructing a Soul Network and building an Underworld in another realm, using alchemy to forge titanic giants, modifying bloodlines to create the ultimate race — and when technology wasn’t enough, she’d simply fuse entries to break all limits. Step by step, she ascended the path to godhood. Yet, who could have foreseen — that the world’s calamity, the ruler of death, the “Little Western Lord” of Heim, the eternally youthful Loli Reaper, the legendary Death Witch, Hel Heim — would one day come to regret most of all the moment she placed upon herself that damned [Witch] entry.

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Can you share a lose weight funny story?
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2024-11-19 08:52
Sure. My friend decided to lose weight by jogging every day. One day, she was so focused on her running that she didn't notice a small dog on the sidewalk. She almost tripped over it. The dog barked at her in surprise and she was so startled that she ended up running in the wrong direction for a while. It was really hilarious.
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2026-07-26 23:17
Here are some ways to lose weight and related points: ** 1. Food and drink ** 1. ** Control your calories ** - To avoid not eating enough basic metabolism, the intake of calories should not be less than 1000 - 1200 kcal a day. Otherwise, the body will enter a "famine" state, which will reduce the speed of metabolism and affect the process of weight loss. It may also damage the function of important organs, reduce immunity, and lead to a decrease in muscle mass, forming a vicious cycle. - You can try the "16+8" diet, which means eating within 8 hours and fasting for 16 hours; using a high-protein diet to increase satiety and reduce hunger; using white kidney bean blocking method to delay the decomposition of Carbohydra to produce satiety; and eating meal replacement food appropriately to increase satiety. 2. ** Food Selection ** - She insisted on eating more vegetables, at least one catty a day. Vegetables such as broccoli, cabbage, cabbage, Shanghai green, carrots, and so on are rich in vitamins, minerals, and diet fiber, which can provide a sense of satiety and reduce the desire for high-calorie food. Eating vegetables first can help reduce your intake of calories and accelerate the breakdown of fat. - Control the cooking method of the food, abandon greasy, spicy, and high-sugar cooking seasonings, and choose light cooking methods such as steaming, boiling, and salad. This way, the nutritional content of the food could be preserved to the greatest extent, and the appetite and heat intake could be effectively controlled. - To avoid a single diet, to ensure the variety and balance of the diet, reasonable supplement of vegetables, fruits, high-protein food, staple food, etc., to meet the nutritional needs of the body and improve the efficiency of weight loss. - During the weight loss period, you should drink more water. Drink 2 - 3L of warm water every day and replenish it at multiple times. Water had no heat, but it could reduce hunger, control appetite, promote metabolism, and help the body expel waste and toxins. 3. ** Limit of diet ** - When eating, stick to eating until you are 80% full. When you are 80% full, your body has already obtained enough energy and nutrition. If you eat extra calories, it will be converted into fat accumulation. Maintaining a full diet for a long time could reduce the intake of calories by about 20%, reduce the capacity of the stomach, and increase the efficiency of the body burning fat. ** 2. Sports ** - Avoiding sitting for a long time, because sitting for a long time will slow down the body's blood circulation, fat will easily accumulate in the abdomen and buttocks, and the body functions will age faster. - For people who lacked exercise and had a large body weight, they could start with low-intensity training, such as brisk walking and square dancing. After slowly improving their physical endurance, they could then transition to high-intensity training such as running, rope skipping, and jumping. Arrange more than three fitness exercises a week for more than 30 minutes each time, which can effectively improve the fat burning efficiency. - The duration of the exercise had to be controlled. Although excessive exercise could increase activity metabolism and reduce body fat percentage, it would lead to muscle loss. The reduction of muscle mass would reduce the basic metabolism rate and make it easy to rebound. You can do a set of strength training before doing the cardio exercise to strengthen your body muscles, preserve your muscles, and make your slimmed down figure even more outstanding. ** 3. Living habits ** - Cultivate the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early to get enough sleep. The lack of sleep would reduce the secretion of the hormone that controlled appetite, and increase the secretion of the hormone that promoted appetite. At the same time, it would slow down the body's metabolism and reduce the efficiency of fat burning. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!
What are some interesting lose weight funny stories?
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2024-11-19 12:34
A group of friends decided to have a weight - loss competition. One of them tried to do yoga at home following an online video. However, he misinterpreted one of the poses and ended up falling flat on his face. His friends found out and couldn't stop laughing. This story shows that sometimes things don't go as planned when trying to lose weight in a new way.
If I lose weight and rebound, will it be faster to lose weight again?
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2026-07-11 19:18
It was more difficult to lose weight after losing weight. It was very likely that after one became obese again, the area of fat accumulation would expand again, and it would be more difficult to return to the original appearance. In addition, the volume of fat after rebound would be larger, and it would be more difficult to lose weight again. Therefore, it would not be faster to lose weight again after losing weight. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
How Can a Mom in a Weight Gain Story Lose Weight?
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2024-11-11 02:20
She can start by eating a balanced diet. Focus on fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains. Cut back on sugary drinks and processed foods.
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