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Longevity Martial Arts: I have a Mysterious Water Snake Avatar

"Mine, mine, it's all mine. I'll just take a bite, I, I, I'll just take a bite!!!" Upon waking up, Hong Yuan had transmigrated to a chaotic world filled with monstrous demons, where life was as insignificant as grass. His aptitude was extremely poor, advancing his cultivation at a snail's pace. Even possessing a proficiency panel did nothing to help. At this rate, his highest achievement in life would likely only be as the steward of an outer sect. Luckily, he obtained an avatar of the Exotic Beast - Mysterious Water Snake. Hong Yuan discovered that as long as his Mysterious Water Snake avatar grows and evolves through devouring others, his original body’s [Life Span] and [Aptitude] could also increase infinitely! At the same time, the breakthrough of the original body's [Cultivation Technique] would revert, feeding his talent and power back to the Mysterious Water Snake avatar. Second order demon beast Mysterious Water Snake: An exotic beast capable of slightly manipulating water flow, is able to stir up monstrous waves in the rivers. Fourth order demon beast Ice Armor Python: Possesses formidable defensive power, can turn a scorching summer into a winter wonderland. ... Change of mountains and rivers, the shifting of time. The Mysterious Water Snake avatar defeated one heavenly talent after another, while Hong Yuan, hidden in the depths, laughed as he watched the storm.

The Dream of the Green Caterpillar · Eastern

The Water Magician

História Traduzida de fã para fã sem fins lucrativos. Em geral, a ideia é apenas melhorar a acessibilidade a essa novel para fans Brasileiros que não sabem inglês ou japonês para ler a obra. História originalmente traduzida da língua materna para inglês pela tseirptranslations.com, deem uma checada no trabalho deles, que é fera demais.

henrique_Fortunato · Fantasy

Water Mage in the Flame Realm

Lin Dong transmigrates into a world dominated by Fire Mages, where inhabitants show a cult-like worship of flame. After escaping from the burning house, he awakens the Tear of the Water God and discovers that he might become the only Water Mage here. "This fire, isn't anyone going to put it out?" "You... How dare you! You're seeking death!"

Crazy Song of Mumu · Eastern

Water Ink Panel: Starting with Bow Technique to Hunt the Sun and Patrol the Skies

[Official Statement on Missing Content] Due to previous technical issues, certain content of this book was unfortunately missing. We are pleased to announce that the content has now been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and invite readers to continue enjoying the novel. ----------------------------- A single beam of light could annihilate the world, a single blade of grass could sever the stars. Shen Qing transmigrated to a magnificent universe where immortals and mortals coexisted, becoming a lowly hunter. With the help of the Water Ink Panel, Shen Qing could endure the refinement of Qi-Blood and cultivate a hundred techniques. A technique, after a thousand hammerings, could border on art, and an art, after a hundred refinings, could border on Dao. From the common Bow Technique of rural hunting, to the Sky-Patrolling Sun Shooting Bow Technique; From the Nine Skills, which nourished and trained Qi and Blood, to the undying Six Paths of Reincarnation Technique; From the outward release of strength in Wind Defying Finger, to the Qi that suppressed mountains and rivers with the Eight Desolate Annihilation Seal; From enduring the refinement of Qi-Blood, he embarked on a difficult path of seeking Dao; to commanding the skies, with the divine might as if overseeing a prison, having mastered the balance of the six realms. It was only when Shen Qing looked back that he realized he had unwittingly become the supreme ruler above ten thousand Daos, an unparalleled True Monarch!

Pigeon Chang · Eastern

From Family Fisherman to Water Virtue True Immortal

Li Quangqing traversed to the cultivation world and became a family fisherman, starting with twenty acres of fish ponds. Unexpectedly, every time spiritual fish were harvested, a reward orb could be obtained. [Harvested one adult big green fish, received a lower-grade water arrow talisman!] [Harvested one adult iron bone crab, received the "Gengjin Sword Technique"!] [Harvested one adult longevity turtle, received the "Gui Sui Shou" pill, prolonging life by twenty years!] ... Since then, Li Quangqing watched the tides rise and fall in the world, the wind and clouds changing, wanting only to raise fish and become immortal peacefully. Until thousands of years later, a certain Water Virtue True Immortal appeared out of nowhere, shaking the immortal realm, capable of covering the sky with one hand. "Since the Milky Way is also a river, it's okay for me to use it for fish farming, right?"

Go to work to resign · Eastern

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