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With Love As My Witness
Author: Mcllorycat
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Torn from her family and everything she has ever known, Jenna Mitchell has to try and make do pretending to be someone else for her own safety after nearly being killed by a mob boss. She hates everything about the Witness Protection Program and wants nothing more than to go home. Falling in love under a fake identity was never part of the plan! Bryce Fitzgerald, a handsome accountant, falls head over heels with the lively yet mysterious girl he meets at a smoothie bar near his work. She clearly needs a distraction and he's more than happy to give it to her, though he wishes she would tell him what bothers her so much. Can love flourish under the weight of her secrets? Read on to find out! *cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*
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The Only Witness

VOLUME 1: GERPACIO'S CASE (COMPLETED) "She's the girl who possessed the power of Regnum." Her name is Lanie Dyce Vergara. The only witness in the Gerpacio's massacre, 14 years ago. Hiding in fear for years, but now have courage to tell the truth. Will she able to uncover the truth about the massacre and give justice to the relatives of that family? Along her journey to solve the Gerpacio's case she will discover something that will make her world turn upside down. She know that she is just an ordinary girl but it seems like she is beyond extraordinary. And she will discover that the massacre is not the tragedy she thought it was but it is more than that. Be ready to discover the hidden secrets of the Gerpacio Clan. The more you seek, the more you wonder. VOLUME 2: BEGIN AGAIN (COMPLETED) “The sunsets, even the sunrises, are breathtaking and beautiful but I don’t know why I hate and get sick of looking at them every time they appear. I always felt a familiar pain in my heart as well as grieving and longing.” After the Gerpacio’s case was solved and due to Lanie’s wish, everything turned back into the right places. Lanie forgot everything that was connected to that massacre and also the people she met during those times. And vice versa. After 3 years, when everything in their lives was going smoothly, their path crossed again. Is there a chance to continue the love that was ignored because of their situation before? What will Tyler and Lanie do now that they finally meet again? ******** cover is from google; text was edited through canva

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The Witness: Hello! My Love!

(Strictly no r*pe) What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you are been haunted by the ghost of a former friend? Nicole and Lizzy were best friends way back in the University but because of the love of a man, they fell apart. 5 years have past since they last saw each other but Lizzy suddenly reappears to Nicole as a ghost and seeks her help in uncovering the cause of her death because apparently Nicole is the only one who can see her. What happens to her lingering feelings and will Leo be able to forget about Lizzy and look at Nicole for once? Will Leo be willing to help Nicole heal from her pain of been dumped a week to her wedding? Most importantly, will Leo be able to protect Nicole from the people who killed Lizzy? What will become of Nicole's life as she is surrounded by ghosts who want to possess her body and people who want her dead? The Witness has all the answers.... "Nikki, if you were to choose, which part of Leo are you the most curious about after meeting him again after five years?" Lizzy asked as they sat on the graveyard. "I am not curious about anything. Leo is dead to me" "Am I really dead to you?" a voice asked behind Nicole and when she turned she saw him. "You... you, what are you doing here?" she stuttered and turned to ask for help from Lizzy but found no one, 'damn, that ghost tricked me again' Leo squatted in front of her and stared at her curiously. "Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked. "I want to test it out" "Test what out?" "Whether I am really dead to you or not?" he said and leaned in to kiss her. A while later, Nicole opened her eyes and stared at her ceiling and muttered, "it was only a dream again. Am I going to die and become a virgin ghost at this rate?" PS: As this book is in the Spooky WPC contest, I hope you kindly support me with power stones and also give me a review if you think it deserves one. I welcome all suggestions. Thanks. NB: Book cover does not belong to me. Credits to the owner for such a beautiful cover, fell in love with it. Thanks @Islinda for the cover design which I totally suck at. Friendly Reminder; Hi everyone, I've decided to join this year's WSA with a new book titled; "I am Sabrina (Cursed By Love). Kindly check it out and thank you.

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Funny Jehovah Witness Stories
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2024-11-09 09:49
One story is about a Jehovah's Witness who was going door - to - door. He rang the bell of a house where a little boy opened the door. The Witness started his talk, but the boy just stared at him and then said 'My dog is named Jehovah too!' and slammed the door. It was really unexpected and quite funny.
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2024-11-09 14:19
Once, a group of Jehovah's Witnesses were having a gathering outdoors. They were all dressed very neatly in their Sunday best. Out of nowhere, a flock of geese flew over and one of them pooped right on the head of one of the Witnesses. Everyone gasped at first and then burst out laughing. It was a messy but hilarious situation that no one expected. And it kind of lightened the mood of the whole gathering.
Can you share some Jehovah Witness funny stories?
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2024-11-25 11:59
One funny story is about a Jehovah's Witness who was trying to explain their beliefs to a very skeptical neighbor. The neighbor had a lot of wild pets. Every time the Witness started talking, one of the neighbor's parrots would squawk and interrupt. Instead of getting frustrated, the Witness started joking that the parrot must be a'spiritual critic'. It lightened the mood and they eventually had a more friendly conversation.
Are there any funny Jehovah Witness cartoons and why?
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2025-05-05 01:59
I'm not sure if there are many funny Jehovah Witness cartoons. It's a sensitive topic and might not be common to have such cartoons in a humorous way.
What are some Jehovah Witness scary stories?
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2024-12-06 08:23
One scary story could be about the extreme shunning within the Jehovah's Witness community. When a member decides to leave or is disfellowshipped, they are often completely cut off from their friends and family who are still in the faith. It can be really heart - breaking and isolating for the person who has to face this sudden loss of relationships.
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There's a half-blind mother above, and a baby brother waiting to be fed below As the pillar of the family, Lin Huangjiu expressed that he didn't want to enter an immortal sect and achieve great success. I hope that everything will go smoothly in the family, harvest wheat in spring and rice in autumn, and occasionally brew fruit wine and eat meat. Just as the days were going smoothly in the direction that he was satisfied with, God wanted to interfere. Smash the Peerless Codex on her head… After three seconds of silence, Lin Huangjiu put the Codex into his pocket. He also expressed that since even the heavens could not bear to see his unambitious appearance, then he would show it! Demon King Rong Su had just taken over, she was beautiful and wild, and she liked to eat food that was based on her taste, such as… The newly born rabbit cub from the opposite side, the level 8 Silver Flood Dragon of the East Sea, and the level 9 White Sword Tiger in the depths of the Azure Billow Forest… He had committed too many sins. If he wasn't careful, he would be attacked by a group of insects. It was too troublesome to deal with the insects. He planned to tear the space and sneak away. However, he didn't expect to step into the space fragment. Not only was he heavily injured, but he also fell unconscious. When she woke up, she was a smooth egg. What made his teeth ache the most was that he, who had turned into an egg, smashed into a little girl's head and almost became the raw material for the green pepper scrambled egg!

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