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Harem System: Spending Money On Women For 100% Rebate!
[Ding!] [Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!] [System Binding In Progress...!] [System Successfully Linked!] [Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle. To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer. Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they? This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in. He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button. [You have drawn Charm!] [Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] "Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification. And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped. "THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"
User_Name_Triple · Urban
3.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION
Idle Money System
A young man named Alexander Ashbourne is looking for a job to support his studies. He applies to work as a waiter at a restaurant. The next day on his 18th birthday, a system appears that generates money simply by idling. This system also allows him to trade with beings from other worlds or even visit their realms. Watch as Alexander rises to fame across all the realms. [DeathlessOne: I just spotted this mortal, 'AlexanderTheGrate,' trying to trade his drink called Mountain Dew. I'm thinking of offering my Flame Sword for it.] [ShadowEternal: Wait, what’s a Mountain Dew?] [TimelessWanderer: Are you seriously considering trading your Emperor-grade sword for a mere drink?] [DeathlessOne: It’s not just any drink. The taste is out of this world, It's even better than the heavenly wine.] [ShadowEternal: {...}] [TimelessWanderer: {...}] [Everyone in the chat: {...}] [RichNigga: You know what, I’m in. I’ll trade my Gold Deluxe Armor just to see if this Mountain Dew is worth all the hype.]
APHELIOUS · Fantasy
4.1
Losing Money to Be a Tycoon
I really just want to lose money! T_T Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century. These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation. Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money. Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games! "If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!" "How difficult can it be to lose money?" Indeed... how difficult can it be? ------------------------------------------------------------ This book is highly popular in China and has set off a new trend. Webnovel has very high expectations for this book and has gotten the author to refine the first chapter as an exclusive for global readers. We hope everyone will enjoy reading it.
Inebriation-seeking Blue Shirt · Games
4.7
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #SLICEOFLIFE
INFINITE MONEY - I Will Buy Everything
[ Read my new novel : FAT BASTARD - The Goddess Made A Mistake Again ] What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience? What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted? And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY? This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings. Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world? Will he be used by everyone else around him.... Or... ...will he buy them ALL? _________________________________ The guy in the poster is the future appearance of the Main Character. This is my first novel so expect some bumpy chapters in first few.
Darpan_Biswas · Urban
4.2
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #FACESLAPPING
Wasting Money to Become an Immortal
"You died." That was what the mysterious figure told him, but then he was given a second chance for the good deeds that he did in his previous life. "Super Prodigal System!" "Cultivate to immortality by wasting as much money as you can!" For the former number one prodigal of Earth, this was the perfect system!
DXHaseoXD · Eastern
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I Just Want Players to Save Money, They Insist on Giving Me!
Ke Jin transmigrated into an era where gaming was in utter chaos. Everyone here deeply believed in the notion of buying happiness with money, as game companies ran wild with various schemes to trick and force players to spend. As a game enthusiast from his past life, Ke Jin felt like he was in a world without sunlight. Luckily, he obtained the Free Game Production System! Players could get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of All Game Design Schemes" without spending a single cent! Not spending money? How hard could that be? Heap on the benefits! Give away 50 consecutive draws during the summer heatwave! Give away 100 draws on the second day after the server opens! Due to the game reaching 50 daily active users, we are issuing a cool skin set originally priced at 999! The planner's niece just turned 17 years and three months plus 7 days old, so we're giving away 50,000 crystals! My sincerity is almost flooding the players. Surely nobody will spend now, right? Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! Our newly launched game has just reached over a hundred million in daily transaction volume on its first day! Ke Jin: Huh? How is that good news... No, what about the other game? The one where we give full 100-99 discount vouchers upon starting, isn't its sales terrible? Looking puzzled, the secretary said while anticipating the boss's reaction: They've been shouting things like 'what a conscientious company' and 'if we don't spend, they'll go bankrupt,' so they just topped up. That game sold a whopping one hundred million copies globally. Congratulations on making a billion! "......" At 3:30 a.m., lying in bed, Ke Jin was wide awake, unable to sleep. He posted a status: Please, I beg you, stop spending. You guys are really making it hard for me... Player: Understood, Mr. Ke is hinting life is hard, brothers, let's step up! Charge it!
Chen Tang Resting on the Moon · Urban
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#SYSTEM #BEAUTY #FAKEIDENTITY #HEARTTHROB #POORTORICH
Spend Money on Goddess, Use more! Gain more!
Wu Wei, who was once a fishman for the Queen of the Sea, awakened one day and unexpectedly acquired the Tycoon System. One yuan could be spent as ten thousand!!! (Yuan is the unit of account of RMB, which is the official currency of China) Thus, the balance of a little over ten thousand in his card instantly turned into more than a hundred million! However, this money could only be spent on high-scoring goddesses! Therefore, Wu Wei began his wild spending spree. Under his aggressive financial onslaught, all sorts of goddesses fell one after another. The white moonlight he'd been secretly in love with for years, the mature and sexy school beauty, the innocent and cute schoolgirl, the livestreamer with off-the-charts beauty, the delicate and soft dancing goddess, the dazzling top female star... Sorry, but I've monopolized all the goddesses!
Salted Fish Leaps Over the Dragon Gate · Urban
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#MYSTERY #CEO #FIRSTLOVE #RICHFAMILY
Money Loving CEO's Detective Lover
[COMPLETED] "20,000 USD per year," he frowned. "That's too less." Gayoon stood there with question marks swirling her head. "Eh?" she asked stupidly. "Your net worth," Minho nodded. "And you earn 1666.777 dollars per month. It's too less. You bring zero profit to my company. So I decline your feelings." It was as if she was hit by lightning. Was she...being rejected? "Poor momma," Jina sighed, patting her mother's head. "Don't worry! We'll get him to kneel! Right Casper?" The invisible ghost beside Jina nodded in agreement. Even a ghost is feeling sorry for me! Gayoon cried inwardly in despair. I'm gonna die an old maid! .... Jeon Gayoon is a feisty and hardworking detective in her mid twenties. She only believes in two things: Hard work and determination. Optimistic and yet, short tempered, Gayoon strives in her life on her own while hiding a terrible secret which makes her guilty till this day. Enter Hwang Minho, the country's richest man and the CEO of Hwang Constructions. Handsome, volatile and devilish, Minho only cares about two things: Money and his daughter Jina. The volcanic CEO is known for rating people based on their wealth and power. Hiding the scars of a painful past, he and Jina run into the hot headed detective, Jeon Gayoon, when his daughter began a search for her real mother. Only catch? Jina inherited the ability to see deadly spirits from the mother she had never known. And the biggest surprise is? Minho recognizes Gayoon as Jina's birth mother. Follow their journey as they come together to solve crimes and fight off evil spirits haunting their little bun. DISCLAIMER: This novel deals with ghosts and gruesome crimes. Please be aware of the horror aspects and read at your own risk! *Enjoy the mix of supernatural and cute romance* *No FL violation* *ML is aloof but a fluffy guy* Join my discord for spoilers: https://discord.gg/snBuKUx
Tea_Tae · Fantasy
4.8
#HAREM #UNPRINCIPLED #SUPERRICH
After Pretending To Lose All My Money, I Learn Of Human's True Nature
When Jiang Feng’s family mansion was forced to get demolished by the government for development, he was compensated with ten million. The moment he received the money, a system appeared. [Ding! Congratulations on activating the Divine-grade Choice System] Choice 1: Show off your ten million. Allow your relatives to mooch off you and send expensive wedding gifts to your girlfriend. Reward: Title – Good Person. Choice 2: Invest everything in Bitcoin for huge profits in the future. Reward: One hundred million. (One-time deal) Jiang Feng didn’t even hesitate to choose the second choice. He invested everything in Bitcoin and made a hundred million. However, he posted a different story online. “I lost everything in cryptocurrency. I’ll have to start all over again.” The moment the post went online, all sorts of demons and devils appeared. From that day onwards, Jiang Feng finally saw the true nature of humans.
Super Wealthy · Urban
3.5
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #HAREM #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #TRAGEDY #FACESLAPPING
Suddenly, I Can Duplicate Money
Yun Hao was a star athlete. Destined for greatness, but alas, he was only human-- It meant nothing in a world where people could destroy a building with their finger. Still, he had it all. Fame, potential, and a bright future-- but even that was taken away from him. And with the last of his hopes taken away from him, he decided to end it all. But as he was getting ready to tie up the noose, a coin fell from his pocket. ...And then another. ...And then another. It did not stop until the room he was in was almost filled with coins. Suddenly, he could duplicate money.
Romeru · Urban
4.8
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #SLICEOFLIFE #SIGNIN #DOMINEERING
Money, Power.. I Have Them All
[Congratulations, You have been gifted the Sign-In System] Ebilade stared at the screen in front of him with wide eyes as he lay down in an hospital bed with badges all over his body. "what is the meaning of this?" that's all he could say as he was really confused about what he was seeing. owner Ebilade, a high school graduate who traveled to Lagos to make something out of himself. but all of that went up the drain as he met an unrecognizable classmate of his which led to his life being threatened. waking up in the hospital without knowing how he even got there, Ebilade was even more shocked to see a blue glowing holographic screen in front of him which says. [Sign-In System]
Adams2004 · Urban
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#SYSTEM #COMEDY #SUPERPOWERS #SLICEOFLIFE #FASTPACED #YURI #ECCHI
I Earn Money By Reading Minds Thanks To My System
[Ding~ ding~ ding~ Congratulations You Have Unfortunately Awakened The Mind Reading System, Prepare To Be Annoyed.] "You've got to be kidding me, right?" [...] "What else can I do?" [...] "Why aren't you saying anything?" [Sorry host, I am not a talking system.] "..." [...] [Anyway... don't forget to say Status to see well.. your status.] "..." After a minute or so of feeling a second hand embarrassment for my system. I finally said "Status" in my mind. And a holographic blue screen appeared right in front of my eyes. [Mind Reading System:] [Ability: Mind Read Rank: Tier 1 Money In The Bank: 0$ Mission: Read your roommates mind by professing your love for her. Reward: 1000$]
John_Wick_8275 · LGBT+
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#ROMANCE #SYSTEM #INVINCIBLE #ANOTHERWORLD
Super Rich Fantasy: I Grow Stronger By Spending Money
# SUPERRICH Ye Xuan came from a normal but extremely wealthy family. Yet, one day, when he woke up, he realized that he had been transmigrated to a fantasy world. He was prepared to train and embark on an adventure, but he quickly learned that he had actually become the young master of Thousand Realms, the biggest trade company. His father even let him inherit more than trillions of spirit stones. “Are you serious? I’m sick of being rich!” Ye Xuan complained. Fortunately, he had awakened a system that would make him stronger by spending money. With that, he used the Grade 9 Celestial Pill to feed his dogs. He used the famous painting that contained the will of the Supreme Sword to start a fire. He used the Five-elements Divine Talisman to clean his ass. And yet, he still had much more to spend. He then decided to join a clan that no one had even heard of. He spent thousands just to see the saintess of the clan smile. He built a pill alchemy workshop and gave out high-grade celestial herbs for free, and yet, one of the disciples who had never made a single pill was actually talented and was able to create the high-grade celestial pills. When he started a dueling competition, he bet a lot of his money on the weakest contestant. However, that contestant had actually awoken the Ancient Holy Body during the fight and was able to fight 100 men on his own. “You sure are my son. You are as talented as me when it comes to managing a business!” his father complimented. “This man is so cool when he spends his money!” exclaimed the saintess.
Baifu Changka · Eastern
3.7
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #RAREBLOODLINE #INVINCIBLE
After Spending Money, I Became A Sword Saint.
Raymond Dawson was a young man down on his luck. He had been spending the majority of his life bouncing from town to town, making a living in whichever way he could. One day, he wakes up to find himself in a different world. This world is very different from the one he had lived in for most of his life, here might is right; and might is something that Raymond doesn't have. That is, until he hears the voice of a system talking in his head. At this point, he is either crazy or on the path to greatness. Follow along as he embarks on a journey, with a goal he is still unsure of. A journey that will come to shake the very foundation of this new world he's found himself in.
Tyrone_Bedoire · Fantasy
4.5
#R18 #MAGIC #MYSTERY #SLICEOFLIFE #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #LOVEAFTERMARRIAGE
A Must Bond
Mona was instantly drawn to a man she knew was too old for her, but fate had a surprise for her - he turned out to be her mathematics teacher. Their relationship was strictly professional but they grew to be friends. Mona's best friend had other plans. Envious of Mona because of a boy, she plotted against Mona and made her life miserable. When Mona discovered she was pregnant, it added to her troubles. Kenny was a man who had given up on life but continued to live it anyway. Despite being a handsome math teacher, he only had eyes for Mona. However, an unfortunate incident occurred, and he was blamed for getting her pregnant. Although he wasn't involved, Kenny decided to take responsibility. Mona's parents urged Kenny to marry her, which he had no intention of doing But when he saw how Mona was being treated, he changed his mind and decided to marry her. Mona had always dreamt of being his bride, but the reality of being pregnant and a wife at eighteen was harder than she expected. Despite being inexperienced in the ways of married life, Kenny was determined to make their marriage work. Their road ahead was uncertain, but Kenny's determination for the marriage gave her hope that they could overcome any obstacle together. Welcome and happy reading! Other books; His heart Chosen. JUST ONE NIGHT The book cover is from canva Reach me on social media; Instagram; leegrace04 Discord; Lee grace#7240
Lee_Grace · Fantasy
4.9
#ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #SUPERPOWERS #OVERPOWERED #SLICEOFLIFE #GENIUS
I Need Money to Level Up
You have unlocked the skill Money is Power (MAX) In an unknown land, where towering beasts, malevolent demons, and capricious gods reign supreme, a young man awakens in chains, his past erased from memory. He somehow knows that his name is Raiden, and he finds himself a slave for a ruthless group of bandits that buy war orphans. Raiden's days blur into a haze of toil and torment, his mind a void looking for answers. But beneath his exterior lies a dormant power, a skill that, when unlocked, promises to reshape his fate: Money is Power (MAX). This unique ability allows him to manipulate wealth in many ways, transforming it into strength, influence, and even magical prowess. As Raiden navigates the dangerous world, he discovers the true extent of his power. Gold becomes his sword and shield, enabling him to do pretty much everything he wants. With every coin he acquires, his influence grows, challenging the gods themselves and unsettling the very fabric of the world.
TheVillain00 · Fantasy
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #R18 #COMEDY #HAREM #MYSTERY #URBAN
The Unlimited Money System
————————————————— Warning! — Mature Content! ————————————————— Ye Feng died devastatingly after witnessing the wedding of the woman he had long secretly loved. However, his eyes opened unexpectedly, and was completely taken aback! Founding himself traveled back to the past, where he was still just a poor college student. But, the world somewhat changed, like a parallel one. Though, coupled with him miraculously traveling to his miserable past... He acquired a gift. A system, yes! He obtained a Golden Finger that could help him become the richest person in the whole world! It has endless money! Possessing an Almighty Shenhao System, he embarks towards the peak of life accompanied by various kinds of Beauties and Goddesses. However, Luck itself gave him too many surprises! . . ————————————————— Warning! Warning! Warning! ————————————————— [Genre]: | Harem| Adult| Romance| Action| Mystery| Comedy| Drama| Martial Arts| Slice of Life| Smut| Mature| [Additional Tag/s]: | Revenge| Weak to Strong| Traveling Back to the Past| Poor to Rich| Anti-Hero Protagonist| Handsome Male Lead| System| R-18| Fellatio| Threesome| Handjob| First-time Intercourse| Younger Lover Interests| Older Lover Interests| Love Affair| Oyakodon| Pregnancy| Playboy| Beautiful Female Leads| Anal| Incest| Netori| Blackmailing| Modern World| Villain| Cunning MC| Manipulative MC| Ruthless MC| Polygamy| Arrogant Characters| Wealthy| Gangs| Face Slapping| Cultivation| Alternative New World| Calm Protagonist| Immortals| Demons| Beasts| Non-Human Characters| Yandere| Swords & Magic| Rape| Rape Victim Becomes Lovers| Reverse Rape| Milf| Gilf| Shameless MC| Overpowered MC| Enemies Become Lovers| Adultery| Protagonists Hunting| Multiple Son & Daughter of Luck| Luck Plundering| Past Life Memories| — More will be added depending on the noob author. ———— Cover Photo, not mine, that beautiful art rightfully belongs to the original artist! Generated by Ai! Also, this novel is highly influenced by Chinese urban novels, like those from MTL. This novel has mature and sexual content, treat this as a thing to consume your time. Author is currently exploring his worldly desires, please support and guide thy me for corrections! English is not my main Language. This novel story is quite slow-paced read at your own risk ———— Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/3enZhm8wbr
Me_DaVillain · Urban
4.2
Money money money money money
Akum_Nema · Sports
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The Abandoned Young Money
As a live-in son-in-law, he has been scorned until his maternal grandfather found him. Since then, his fate has changed and even his grandfather begged him to return to inherit tons of fortune!
Aurora Adams · Urban
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Money money money
Future_Tembo · Games
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