The vampire girl, who don't give a shit.
note: i was going to go for "new life, who dis" for the title. but didn't cause . . . it tells nothing. also i am shit at Synopsis
p.s this is not going to be serious at all. writing serious scene's aint my style. its like a half crack fic.
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oh no, i have died.
oh no, i have been reincarnated into a fantasy world.
oh no, i am a vampire
. . . do i care? abso-fucking-lutely not.
i may be a "monster" but that wont stop me from my goal
what that goal might be you ask? getting laid.
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Our MC, a lazy, perverted high school girl (who might i add, is hella into Yuri), meets an untimely end after making a joke that the universe deem too shitty for her too live. (or maybe because she was too lazy? too mean? idk The universe works in mysterious ways)
as her eye's flash before her eye's she had one complaint about it "damn, why was i bitchless" and that was it as her life was snuffed out due to her injuries, now only a dark void filled with nothing remained
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light erupted into her vision as their eye's fluttered open once again. and they regret that instantly as the sun burns there eye's
Disoriented, the mc realises that this is not earth. Why? Because a rabbit with a club the fucking size of that mother fucking comically large spoon, is charging straight at them, aiming to snuff that once re-lit flame out.
the mc is definitely not going to die again . . . no, not just yet, a certain overpowered being needed some entertainment from her. but that doesn't mean she will get an easy life though, no . . . the entity's gotta make it an entertaining story to watch.
so on her second death bed (a literal patch of grass in the middle of a forest in the middle of another world) time stops and a very familiar semi-transparent screen formed infront of her eye's (think of the screen from ORV or Solo levelling. something like htat)
well done for being the host to the ULTIMATE DELUXE SUPER FABULICE VAMPIRE SYSTEM
"is this a fucking joke? Am i a joke to you?"
Yes
"ah, i see"
since the host is in danger and has not fucking clue how to fight
"hey, i took karate when i was 10!"
. . . noted . . . since the host has a fighting ability THAT IS NOT ON THE LEVEL to combat the enemy at this very moment. the system will take over host body temporally.
"wait what!?!?"
:)
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Warnings
i am not, a good writer.
perverted mc
maybe harem (i dislike harem cause usually any time there is a harem, each member is bland as fuck, so most is gonna be 3 other people)
do not take this seriously, this might as well be a crack fic with no fic and toned down a couple levels.
OP mc
the mc will get item's/powers of characters from different anime's/show's/movie's. no characters though.
took ideas from some manwha (cough cough solo leveling) and a few others for the world. but atleast it isn't a carbon copy like most . . . all manhwa (like every single one has something from solo levelling in it.)
(the world will be orignal, characters too. but the powers wont)
SPIDER_LOVER · Fantasy
