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#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
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I Can See Through All Things' Information
Reborn into the body of a poor young boy in an unknown village in another world, Lu Qing felt quite helpless. Fortunately, he awakened an ability to see through the information of objects, which gave him a bit of capital to survive. He looked at a weed by the road. [Cow bone grass, average quality, medicinal, highly effective in treating bone injuries.] He looked at a red carp in the river. [Red moon carp, excellent quality, delicious meat, a top-grade nourishing food.] He looked at a wild rabbit in the mountains. [Gray rabbit, ordinary wild rabbit, edible.] ... With his innate ability, Lu Qing gradually established himself in the village, able to survive. Just when he thought he would lead a peaceful life in this ancient world with low productivity, one day, he suddenly saw a figure sweeping across the sky...
King of Salted Fish · EASTERN
3.9
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#CULTIVATION
#TRANSMIGRATION
#POSITIVE
#EASTERN
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous. Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan… Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth… Breathing: Turtle breathing technique, a tide of vitality, Qi Moves Mountains and Rivers… Walking: Travel a thousand miles in a day, shrink the land beneath you, rival mountains in your speed… No matter if it was the common myriad activities or the Hundred Arts of Cultivation, as long as one was persistent, they could reach the pinnacle of refinement. With this, Xu Yang evolved from a humble fisherman into the strongest ever known, revered as the Ten Mile Sword God!
Forget to wear a vest · EASTERN
2.9
#ACTION
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#LEVELUP
#EVOLUTION
#BLOODPUMPING
Creation Of All Things
In a quiet world, Adam lived his life peacefully but it all changed when he woke up in an hospital bed with the ability..... Creation Of All Things Armed with this Overpowered ability, watch how Adam would uncover the truth of his world and beyond..
Chaosgod24 · FANTASY
4.4
#ACTION
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#LEVELUP
#EVOLUTION
#BLOODPUMPING
#R18
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#SUPERPOWERS
#TRANSMIGRATION
#BL
#OMEGAVERSE
Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding
Imsuperberbs20 · LGBT+
4.8
#R18
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#SUPERPOWERS
#TRANSMIGRATION
#BL
#OMEGAVERSE
I'll Add Points To All Things
Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points. Add a point into an object, the object will receive a special ability; add a point into a plant, the plant will come alive; add points on himself, he will get talents or superpowers. With the mysterious point system in hand, Su Yang aimed to become rich and alter his fate. On his path towards success, he encountered many interesting matters and people, including famous actresses and business tycoons. Fueled by determination, Su Yang set his sight on adding points into all things to help him achieve his goal.
Endless World · URBAN
4.5
#ROMANCE
#SLICEOFLIFE
#URBAN
#EGOIST
#NOCHEATS
#POORTORICH
The Next Big Thing
"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved to their respective owners.
David_Adetola · SPORTS
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#ROMANCE
#SLICEOFLIFE
#URBAN
#EGOIST
#NOCHEATS
#POORTORICH
#SWEETLOVE
#FLASHMARRIAGE
#BILLIONAIRE
#BABIES
After Bankruptcy, the Billionaire Asked Me to Marry Him!
Ye Family goes bankrupt, and her fiancé's family watches coldly. Ye Li signs a contract and marries her fiancé's uncle in a flash marriage. After marriage, Ye Li is determined to repay the debt of one hundred million with interest, hoping to give Fu Yanci freedom so he can be with his true love. When it reaches 5 million, Fu Yanci gets upset. At 50 million, Fu Yanci leaves home for three days. When finally paying off the full one hundred million, Ye Li is cornered by the man: 'Divorce, huh? Sure!!! The family property is yours, and so am I! I'll follow you everywhere!' Ye Li: ......
Pick Up Wine · URBAN
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#SWEETLOVE
#FLASHMARRIAGE
#BILLIONAIRE
#BABIES
#TWISTED
#RICHFAMILY
#ABUSIVELOVE
#GROVELLINGEX
She Asks for a Divorce Again
In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke. On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!' But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it. He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together. Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?' Pei Yansi's lips curved slightly, 'Not acting human is fine too, being a loyal dog isn’t so bad.'
Tushan Shui Shui · URBAN
3.6
#TWISTED
#RICHFAMILY
#ABUSIVELOVE
#GROVELLINGEX
#ADVENTURE
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#SUPERPOWERS
#OVERPOWERED
#CULTIVATION
#TRANSMIGRATION
I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?
[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress] [Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted] [Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...] [1%... 5%... 33%... 99%] [Replication complete!] [Rebooting and reconstructing the world...] … Becoming a god feels like a grand deception. Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol. You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nameless one. You don't even have a body of your own. [Detecting host awakening... Binding process initiated] [Binding complete. Initial gift pack activated. Congratulations, host! You have obtained the talent: Tribute Hundredfold Amplification!] [A believer offers you a pebble. You receive a Holy Crystal!] [A believer offers you a wooden stick. You receive the Spear of Longinus!] [A believer offers you a harmonica. You receive the Archangel’s Trumpet!] Good. "From this moment forth, the gods shall heed my command. Who stands with me, and who dares oppose?" Seated deep within the sacred temple, you gaze upon the vast cosmos at your feet, looking over the myriad realms with serene indifference.
Cancer_Reo · FANTASY
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#ADVENTURE
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#SUPERPOWERS
#OVERPOWERED
#CULTIVATION
#TRANSMIGRATION
#THUG
#REALITY
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"
Just Like Water · URBAN
4.7
#THUG
#REALITY
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#VIDEOGAME
#YURI
Re Istode : Things that kitsune girl do in another world
Giselle Gibson is too masculine to life as a woman, it made her life quite abnormal, it is also not uncommon for her to be considered a sissy by others when she wore women's clothes. Giselle was being bullied, ridiculed, and used as a joke. Lifelike that pressed her mentality. To protect her mind, Giselle plays VRMMORPG Ark Fantasy online. And unfortunate for her, the hardware that can scan her gender accurately encounter an error and she got a man avatar. Giselle held back her tears and continued to step forward. And happy things arise! In the game, Giselle encountered good people who then became her friends. In the real world, after she learned to accept herself for what she was, she got a girlfriend. For the next few years, Giselle's life was getting better. But ... the circle of fate spins. Giselle had to part with her girlfriend. Her work became unstable. Knowing the future waiting for her becomes unclear. Giselle decided to fully play Ark Fantasy Online to raise money. Thanks to game items trading, Giselle can support her life. She also became a player who was strong enough to deserve the title of an elite player. To test her abilities, Giselle participates in a PVP Tournament. The woman won the match and she became a champion. Then, the circle of fate spins once again. The gift she got after winning the PVP Tournament changed her life forever! What things in her life that change? What will happen to Giselle? Can the woman survive? Can she get her happiness? No one knows other than you. Discord link: https://discord.gg/A8UznKuh3q [Warning: For character development, there are a few chapters in the first 25 that have sensitive content about Sl*ve, Assault Attempt, and Dark Past. There is a notice on those Chapters.]
Pandora_Phantasy · FANTASY
4.3
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#VIDEOGAME
#YURI
Meeting You Is The Most Beautiful Thing
The new book【Addicted to the Demon CEO's Kiss】is out now, please support~ 【Supremely Sweet and Adorable Pampering Story】Imperial City is in an uproar because the Little Overlord, Ou Zun, has become a devoted husband. When they were engaged, she ran away, but was later caught. He roared angrily, "I've provided for you, given you my heart and soul, and you still run away?" She fidgeted with her small hands, her cheeks rosy, "You're too good to me, I can't repay you." "Devote yourself to me." Upon hearing this, she couldn't contain her joy, "I've been waiting for you to say that for a long time!" Everyone knew, Mù Qiānxún was the apple of Ou Zun's eye. He was so gentle with her, afraid the warmth of his mouth might melt her, and worried the air might freeze her. He even kept her tied to his belt, bringing her everywhere he went.
Hui · GENERAL
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#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#TRANSMIGRATION
#SLICEOFLIFE
#BL
#REBIRTH
#HEALING
#SUPERSTAR
#SHOWBIZ
The Treasure She Never Asked For
Lulu had been in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years. At the peak of her career, she received an endorsement deal that was difficult to refuse. On the product launching party, she was handed a "prototype" of the final product but because of a bad accident that happened during the party, she woke up in Marcel's body, 300+ years into the past. Just in time to change the direction of the future, he would have chosen for himself. What will happen when the queen of the entertainment industry in the 24th century is taken back in time to the 21st century as a man? PS: Feel free to join our discord at https://discord.gg/Auyvas5 To chat with other readers and the author :)
PinkCotton · LGBT+
4.5
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#TRANSMIGRATION
#SLICEOFLIFE
#BL
#REBIRTH
#HEALING
#SUPERSTAR
#SHOWBIZ
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Junaid_Jamshed_2749 · SCI-FI
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#COMEDY
funny things I thought of
all about things I thought of
Giraffe_Sloth987 · FANTASY
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#COMEDY
All Things Bright
Welcome to America! The land of the free, where dreams come true. Literally... When you say that all the magic happens in your bedroom, you're usually talking about one thing. But not if you're Cameron. While everyone else is vast asleep and dreaming, his mind travels through time, and he has no control over it whatsoever. That might be neat when you just want to mess around and have some fun. But not when you keep getting thrown into situations where you constantly have to face the person who broke your heart. Especially not when their life is slowly deteriorating right in front of your eyes. Drugs. Guns. Suicide. And there is nothing Cameron can do to save him. Lost in time and deprived of sleep, Cameron gets closer to an old friend again - depression. And suddenly his crush isn't the only one whose life is in danger. An LGBT Coming-of-Age story about true love and mental health.
AnnikaTheGerman · LGBT+
4.7
SIRI
Synopsis Siri is a young intern at a news company where she struggles to fit in and work hard enough to earn a living to support her only remaining family. Born by immigrant parents she struggles to find her identity, and becomes more aware of the disparity and discrimination all around her. Her uneventful regular life soon takes a dramatic turn when she gets entangled between her runaway neighbor and a prince charming who pressures her for a romantic relationship While she tries to wrap her ahead around things, tragedy strikes and the twists and turns surrounding the tragic events spirals out of control.
Peachi · EASTERN
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#R18
#POSSESSIVE
#TEEN
#FATEDLOVE
#BADBOY
#FORBIDDENLOVE
#RICHFAMILY
#GETTINGBACKTOGETHER
#CHILDHOODSWEETHEARTS
#POORTORICH
all the things we lost
"Who are they?" I asked Sarah as the bikers got closer. "Bad news," she whispers, she looked at Tyler and James, who was already walking towards us in a hurry. "Get in the car," she warns. I almost did, but when I saw the look of fright in her eye I didn't move. I felt hands around my naked waist, I knew it was Tyler. He pulls me tightly against his chest, I could feel the heat coming from his body. "Get in your car and drive off. Don't say a word" he whispers into my ear. "Why?" why did they want me to leave? "Just fucking do it Bella!" he says angrily pushing me forward, I bumped into another hard chest. But this time I could smell cheap beer and sweat. I look up and saw a tattooed face with a nose ring. Taking a step back slowly when he showed me his yellow teeth. "Well, aren't you a pretty thing!" He laughs out, the others agreeing with him. "What's a pretty thing like you doing here?" I didn't reply, I didn't like the way they were watching me. I felt Tyler's hard hands on my shoulder, his grip was hard enough to make me wince. He pulled me up against his chest as if trying to shield me away. I look around the now deserted desert, everyone seems to have disappeared. It was just James, Jada, Sarah, Nelson and Tyler. They were all standing next to us. "Boy! We've been looking for you" they yelled at Tyler. He didn't look affected by them, in fact, I think they knew each other. Why would Tyler be hanging out with guys like this? "I see you got your self a new pretty bird" one chuckles pointing at Tyler's arm that was around my waist. "What are you doing here Stone" he growls at the guy that just spoke. "It seems you've forgotten you owe us money" the guy name Stone growls at Tyler. Does he owe their money? Why? "We made a deal, you said on the 7th" Tyler say, today was the 5th. "Well, you see our boss change his mind" Stone laughs casually. "I don't have that kind of money on me Stone" Tyler was breathing hard now. I knew something bad was about to happen, I just wasn't sure what. "Then we have a problem boy," Stone pulls out a gun and point it directly at me. I freeze tears forming in my eyes, I stare at the gun, not moving. I held Tyler's hands tighter, trying my best not to move. "She's got nothing to do with this" Tyler steps forward blocking me from the gun. I felt him reaching behind his back slowly. "Your gonna have to pay Son and that one looks like she's worth 50 grand" He owns them 50 thousand dollars! I wanted to yell. How did that happen? Doesn't he know people like this can kill you for that? "Come back on the 7th and you will have your money" James steps forward. Oh god, this boys looked like they did this daily. What the hell was I doing here, I should be with my friends getting wasted not stuck in the middle of what looked like a gang War. "Just give us the girl and will be on our merry way" "Not gonna happened," before I could blink Tyler pulled out a gun from his back making my eye wide. HE HAD A FUCKING GUN!! Oh my god, this is not going to be good. Does he carry that with him all the time? If he does how comes I've never felt it. "Be a smart boy, there are three of you and six of us. If you give us the girl will let you keep the other two" Stone says referring to Sarah and Jada. "We just want one!" another biker yells making me jump. "None of them are going with you" Tyler stood his ground, pointing his gun directly at Stone. "Fine," Stone spat on the floor and the other men behind him pulled out their guns some had long knives instead. "James gets Bella out of here," Tyler whispers deadly not taking his eyes off Stone. Bella Thomson, the queen bee. This was her senior year, she already planned everything-homecoming queen, Harvard. Tyler Carter isn't like every other typical 18 years old. Living in the wrong neighbourhood all his life and after losing his mother age of 15, never knowing who his dad was. He is known as the best fighter on the north side.
cluelessgixl · TEEN
4.8
#R18
#POSSESSIVE
#TEEN
#FATEDLOVE
#BADBOY
#FORBIDDENLOVE
#RICHFAMILY
#GETTINGBACKTOGETHER
#CHILDHOODSWEETHEARTS
#POORTORICH
All Of The Little Things
BOOK THREE in the Chronicles of mischief saga.《*Can be read as a stand alone*》 "Asa, you need to listen to Daddy," Joel Murdock warned. Asa Finch barely spared him a glance. "I'm not Asa. I'ma Dinosaur." "Asa... I won't ask you again." "RAWR!"
Louise Baston · LGBT+
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The thing no one asked for
Follow our character through his journey to find his missing piece the perfect life. Unfortunatly for him finding it isn't easy, because these things never are. In this new life he is determined to find his missing piece and have this be his last reincarnation.
marissa_adams · SCI-FI
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