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#MAGIC #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #BEAUTY #DRAMATIC #REVERSE HAREM
Misty and Her Lovers
Misty just wanted to get away from her humdrum office life to see the Northern Lights, but after falling off her ship, she finds herself transmigrated to the realm of Tumult where people can shift into beasts and marriage is a magical contact between compatible souls. Now she must find her five soulmates before the foundation of this new world falls apart! With overpowered magic and a pair of divine guides, she is stuck here learning the rules of magic and society. #beastworld #reverseharem #magic #isakai #overpowered **Chapters with (M) contain mature content. **Image generated using starryai
ChaosArray · Fantasy
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #MYSTERY #ANTIHERO #SMUT
My NTR Harem
[IT'S NETORI, not the disgusting Netorare] COUGH Since our lazy author-nim is a bit... let's say, challenged in the synopsis-writing department, I'm stepping in. Sigh... now he's making me do his job too... X( Let's hope he can at least complete my story. Anyway, I'm Lucian, a 35-year-old guy with a rare disease that's cutting my time short. But here I am, working till my last breath sigh. *KNOCK* Oh, a guest! Gotta be quick—can't keep a lady waiting. So, after I kicked the bucket, I woke up in a body that kinda looked like mine but not really. Turns out, I'm on a flipped planet ruled by women. And guess what? I'm married to a cold and crazy ya#SPOILER#. My new mom? Total #SPOILER#. Then I *CENSORED* her right in *BEEP* of my new dad. To get stronger, I need to travel to #SPOILER#. Instead of a cool system, I got a useless b... *BANG* (gunshot). Due to health related issues, Lucian will be taking off, and the author will continue from here... "Kyaaa!! The patient died from a gunshot!" Don’t worry, Doc. He was on borrowed time anyway. So, let’s talk about what this story has. "B-But, he still had a few months to—" *BANG* So, here's what you can expect: Revenge, mystery, a bit of comedy, an overpowered MC (maybe), all the deredere, milfs a lot of them, wince... *COUGH*, hacking, a hero, a villain, manipulation, crime and a lot more. What you won’t find here: NTR, Yuri, a girlfriend, a job?, etc. Now, the serious stuff. This story aims to keep things light and happy but will have its fair share of sad and rage moments. Alright, that's it for now; I need to go, or we might actually lose our MC before the story even starts... For those who prefer to keep things PG, feel free to skip the R-18 chapters. We understand, really! And for those who pride themselves on being ‘Men of Culture,’ get ready to savor the spice. Bon appétit! --- **Bonus Chapter Alert!** Donate over two hundred power stones for an extra chapter, and four to five extra chapters for a super gift (if the story gets contracted). Discord link: https://discord.gg/wckUrBNVUd
Jin_moon · Fantasy
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#CULTIVATION #INVINCIBLE
The Clan Master Can't possibly Be A Mortal
"Sect Master Uncle is just a mortal, who just happens to have his own 'billion' interpretations of various spells." Atop Misty Peak, the sect's senior disciple was educating the new beginners. At that moment, Sect Leader Ye Feng, holding a blade of grass, waved it gently, and a fierce Sword Qi split the sky in two, revealing a dark spatial rift that was difficult to heal, frightening the gods above. The new disciple pointed at the sky, shocked, "And you told me the Sect Leader is just a mortal?"
Chaotic Winter Melon Essence · Eastern
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#SYSTEM #MAGIC #HAREM #MYSTERY #ANTIHERO #DEVIL #DRAGON #ANGEL #SUMMONS #NPC
Misty World: Start with SSS skill
Hikaru crossed to Misty World with billions of other players. This world is full of monsters and fog. Hikaru thought he wouldn't be able to survive in this horrible world when he suddenly possessed an SSS-class skill. [Ding! Maximum Evolution.] [Ding! Do you want to evolve Succubus into Fallen Angel?] [Ding! Do you want to evolve Komodo into the Darkness Dragon King?] [Ding! Do you want to evolve the Wooden Sword into a God Sword?] … Hikaru: "In this world, I am the lord." Author's note: Hi everyone, this is my first book. Sorry for my bad English. If you realize something wrong or difficult to understand, please, leave a comment. I will fix it immediately. My Discord: KiraSS #6702 My email: vnq2327@gmail.com Donate me at Paypal/Payoneer: nhatdavuvan@gmail.com
HikaruKiki · Fantasy
3.9
#SWEET #HEIRESS #SECONDCHANCE
The Favored Heiress
The engagement of the most adored daughter of the Li Family was broken off. Her furious family members railed against the heartless man and vowed to make him pay the price. * Later on, Li Qiao met her ex-fiancé’s big brother by chance. Some said he was the most mysterious man in Nanyang and his name was Shang Yu, aka Shang Shaoyan. While some others called him the overbearing and obsessive underground Overlord of Nanyang from whom everyone should stay away. Standing in the misty rain, Li Qiao gazed at the ruthless and untamed man with a shallow smile, said, “Hello, I’m Li Qiao.” She would become her ex-fiancé’s sister-in-law, if not wife. * Li Qiao and her ex-fiancé met again on the street several months later when he sneered at her, “Are you following me? Haven’t you given up hope yet?” A harsh voice berated him from behind, “Show some respect to your sister-in-law!” From now on, only one rumor was circulating in Nanyang City – The merciless Overlord of Nanyang had one woman he uncritically doted on. Her name was Li Qiao.
Manxi · Urban
4.6
Cincin Naga
Kerajaan-kerajaan bangkit dan runtuh di Benua Yulan. Saints, para makhluk abadi yang memiliki kekuatan yang tak terbayangkan, bertarung menggunakan sihir dan pedang, meninggalkan jejak kehancuran di setiap pertarungannya. Magical Beasts, para makhluk mistis yang menguasai pegunungan-pegunungan, dimana para pemberani atau orang-orang yang cukup bodoh pergi untuk menjajal batas kekuatan mereka. Bahkan yang terkuat akan gugur, menjadi santapan bagi mereka yang lebih kuat. Yang kuat, hidup bagai bangsawan; yang lemah hanya bisa meratap dan berharap masih ada hari esok untuk mereka. Ini adalah dunia dimana Linley dilahirkan. Dibesarkan di kota kecil yang bernama Wushan, Linley adalah pewaris klan Baruch, sebuah klan yang dulunya dikenal sebagai klan Dragonblood Warriors yang legendaris. Dahulu, nama mereka begitu terkenal hingga mampu mengguncang dunia, namun klan tersebut sekarang makin melemah, begitu lemahnya hingga mereka harus menjual pusaka klan untuk bertahan hidup. Mengemban tugas untuk dapat sekali lagi meraih kemuliaan klan Baruch, Linley akan menempuh ujian dan halangan yang tak terhitung jumlahnya, menemukan baik teman-teman kuat dan juga musuh yang berbahaya. Jadilah saksi atas legenda baru yang akan dibuat. Legenda dari Linley Baruch.
I Eat Tomatoes · Fantasy
4.4
#ACTION #ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI
RISE OF EROS
Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.
Mauricio_Negrete · Fantasy
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#REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #BL #HISTORICAL #YAOI #MAFIA #DOCTOR
Binded To A Don System
Lin Yu’an who was a well known and talented doc in the day and a big gang boss from the underground world in the night, binded with a system called the Don system when he was shot dead. The system took him to Ancient China which did not exist in history and thus begins his new life completing tasks given by the system to become a big time Don in that era. He thought it was going to be an easy sailing but Lin Yuan was met with a wife and two little buns when he woke. " okay it's all right" he thought since he already liked children then he'd recognize the little buns but as for the wife let's just take it as roommate. Unexpectedly he fell in love for his new roommate even to the extend of becoming an obsession, Lin Yuan a gang boss who is used to having anything he wanted even if he had to break it and a little wife who became dependant on him and greedy to keep the devil he deems to be a good man to himself. Join him on his journey on how he reigns over the underground world of the Ancient Times and take his family to heights they've never dreamt of before. Mc: Gong. Gang boss and a doctor, good with poisons too. Doesn't like to flatter others. Values family, but not wontonly. Ml: Shou. Scholarly, strong and bold. Looks up to MC. Find me: Hawa Kim#2294 Support me: http://ko-fi.com/hawakim
Hawa_Kim · LGBT+
4.6
#MYSTERY #SLICEOFLIFE #TRAGEDY #REVENGE #POSSESSIVE #HISTORICAL #DRAGON #FATEDLOVE #FAMILY #PRINCESS
Mistress Of Enchanting Dragon
[Warning… Mature content.] Seventeen years old Silja Castemont, a beautiful, prideful, and mysterious princess of Atlanea. The simple life of Princess Silja started to fill with questions a few days before she approached her eighteenth birthday. Series of horrible dreams and unusual events made her simple life complicated. But that wasn't all. She didn't know her act of helping an old guy would turn out to be a ticket to attend a bride choosing ceremony of the prince of the biggest kingdom of North. What will happen when a princess is forced to attend the ceremony by the groom's Father? Will she be able to find a way to escape this marriage? *** Donovan Regalhelm, eldest Prince of the Northern Empire. Handsome, powerful, cold-hearted, Evil. His father forced him to choose a bride before his 28th birthday. What will happen when a cold-blooded prince sees something interesting when he meets Princess Silja for the first time? He forced her to marry him by all means but the reason behind it wasn't love. What was so special about the princess of the small Atlanea kingdom? ***Excerpt*** The bride, dressed in a white wedding dress, was sitting inside the decorated wedding chamber. Soon the door opened and she heard the heavy footsteps coming closer. Silja lifted her head and saw his handsome profile hidden in the shadows. "Stand up." He ordered in his usual heavy indifferent voice. Silja gazed at him for a moment with her misty hazel eyes but followed his order anyway. The dress was heavy, making her movements clumsy. "Striped." He ordered as she stood up in front of him. "Huh?" Silja snapped her head and looked at him in shock. "I said, stripped all the clothes." He repeated The girl was so shocked that she couldn't react. "Ohh do you want me to help you? What a naughty princess we have here." He moved his feet and started to walk around her in a circle. He stood behind her and moved his fingers in the air and with movements of his hand the laces of her dress started to loosen up. Silja felt her dress loosen and hastily tried to secure it. He came forward after opening all the laces from behind. And with just another snap of his fingers the dress fell on the floor. "Nooo" The girl's eyes were filled with tears but she refused to let them fall. And in the next second all the fear disappeared from her eyes and rage took place. In the next second the cloth on his body caught fire and the ashes flew in the air. "Interesting." He smiled like a devil. ### Hello, guys. Please support the book and add it to the library. # Cover edited by ImagineTishaD. The picture doesn't belong to me credit goes to original creat Anna stokes.
Dream_blue98 · Fantasy
4.7
American Exorcism Male God
America, 1980. No sooner had Xu Yi transmigrated than he was put on the dissection table; then he gradually came to understand the true nature of this world. "Studying medicine can't exorcise undead demons; I must become an exorcist!" he resolved silently to himself. On a misty, rain-soaked night. "Miss Evil Spirit over there, the night is cold and damp; be careful not to catch a chill! Come over here and warm yourself by the fire!" Xu Yi said, holding a lighter, as the pale gold flame slowly approached the other. The Evil Spirit shrank back, looking at Xu Yi with fear. "Don't be afraid, I just want to warm you up..." Xu Yi's face broke into a warm smile, "by setting you on fire!" Ding dong! Ding dong! "Sign-in at the Land of Fear successful, Resurrection Coin awarded!" "Synthesis pathway requirements met, do you wish to combine the following entries?" Psychic + Scholar + Painter = Psychic Painter! Saintly Offspring + Gunfight Technique + Revolver Mastery = Holy Gunslinger! Undead + Revelation + Holy Nation = God!
Blueberry Assassin · Games
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#MAGIC #DARK #BL #SCARY #YAOI
The Demon Lord and his Hero (BL)
When Demon Lord, Syryn Nigh'hart, found that he had gone back in time and turned into his child self, he had assumed to do better with his second life - commit smaller crimes, keep away from burning villages and inciting other demons, contribute to society, abide by most laws, you know? But then the hero, his old friend, had to fall in love with him and ruin his plans. "Goddess, I cannot take responsibility for your champion, Rowan Windwalker, getting bent. Please don't strike me down!" _______ #This story can get sus af (adults in kids' bodies forgetting their age or more like author forgetting it T^T) and is set in a fantasy world with different morals so please suspend your modern sensibilities and bear with the bull$hit. I can't with more comments throwing shade. I already know and I regret it so staph. #Characters are damaged and carry psychological baggage.Their relationships won't all be happy and lovey dovey till they've healed mentally # After like 150 chapters - Angst and Emotional damage.Your mental health may decline as the characters' mental health decline #Trigger warning for mentions of child abuse #World building #Demon Lord (shou/uke) is a shameless FLIRT#The Hero(gong/seme) is an extremely patient man for putting up with the demon lord's nonsense #Gay and sassy #Reformed and immature demon lord (but he's nice now okay. He isn't a psycho.) # MULTIPLE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS I'm begging you please dont fall for the other guy cause some readers do be crying. Second male lead syndrome is real. #Slow burn Romance #Patience is needed#The cat is NOT the ML pls don't ask about the cat ಥ‿ಥ some of you are getting the wrong idea.#If You're commenting under the chapters, avoid using these words (harem, BL, porn, sex, lmao, sh*t, b*tch) that webnovel is blocking even though my book is rated 17+ ______________________________________________ Disclaimer: Cover art belongs to the original artists. If you're the artist, please let me know so I can credit/take down the image.
winterblossom · LGBT+
4.8
#REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #TRAGEDY #ISEKAI #HISTORICAL
World After Worlds
She died...virgin. [WARNING: EXPLICIT, MATURE CONTENT 18+] Cause of Death: Her overactive imagination and poor lifestyle. Binge-watched porn, dramas, and anime. Excessive indulgence in books, manga, Webtoon, WebComics, and Webnovels. Too much laziness and lack of sleep. Dehydration and an unreasonable amount of junk food. She never felt belonged in that world. Out of a sudden, she found herself alive in another person's body. So then she started leaping from one world to another, fulfilling the wishes of her new roles. Whether it would be salvation or retribution, she couldn't care less. Well, as long as it is interesting, why not try? *** World After Worlds CONTENTS 1st World: Brightest Star 2nd World: Hara (queen) 3rd World: Miss Officer 4th World: Azkin's Curse 5th World: Honey Trap *** Ran: "Please note that this book has not undergone editing and proofreading. This may contain errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Reader discretion is advised. Kindly keep in mind that this content has not been reviewed or revised to meet the author's usual standards. If you are sensitive to such material or find it difficult to read, I suggest waiting until the edited version is released. Unfortunately, I do not have an exact date for the release of the edited version at this time." *** This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. 2021, Ran Barbasa. Image not owned. From Pinterest. (This is my first English novel. English is my second language. Please go easy on me!)
RAN_BARBASA · Fantasy
4.7
#RICHDAUGHTER #SUBSTITUTE #STRONGFEMALELEAD #MARRIAGE
The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line
Bei Qingqing was left to fend for herself over eighteen years before the rich Bei Family finally took her back. She found that her identity as a daughter had been replaced by the 'naive and adorable' Bei Bei, who was kept in her family. Affection grows with proximity, and that certainly applied for them — there was just no comparing the affection the Bei Family had towards Bei Bei, to the affection of their biological daughter. They had spoiled Bei Bei for eighteen years. Using Bei Qingqing’s adopted mother’s illness as leverage, the Bei Family forced Bei Qingqing to substitute Bei Bei’s marriage to a comatose man, Chen Jiazhi. It seems that Bei Bei was now all that mattered to them. Even so, Bei Qingqing married Chen Jiazhi, who had been comatose for years and said to have no chance of waking up. By doing so, she earned her two-million-yuan dowry for her adopted mother's hospital bills. Though Bei Qingqing believed that she would be widowed for life, she didn't expect an accidental kiss on their first night to wake Chen Jiazhi! Everyone in the entire Chen Family — from grandparents to uncles — are now indebted to Bei Qingqing. They all spoiled her, especially her now-awake husband Chen Jiazhi. Naturally, the Chen Family also took care of her adopted mother by providing her with better treatment! Bei Bei was left red-eyed in fury! She was supposed to be Chen Jiazhi's fiancee. His enormous wealth and affection were rightfully hers! Moreover, Bei Qingqing had health problems and couldn't get pregnant. Bei Bei will do her best and scheme to replace Bei Qingqing! Unexpectedly, however, Bei Qingqing was having morning sickness just two months after marrying despite rumors of her infertility! As for the Bei family that abandoned her? They were declining at a visible rate, and soon wouldn't even deserve to lick Bei Qingqing's shoes!
Misty · Urban
4.1
Taming the Wildest Tycoon
"Wild Desires, Tempting Him to Lose Control" is out with a new story, babies, show some love! It wasn't until her death in her previous life that Lin Anning realized she was the fake heiress, the antagonist in the 'Genuine and Fake Rich Girl Era' literature. Her birth mother was a shrew, her brothers were delinquents, and she herself was sickly. They were a vile family, courting disaster at every turn. In paving the way for the true, kind, and beautiful heroine, they ended up with the entire family wiped out. Given a second chance at life, Anning stepped aside proactively, everyone returning to their own homes, finding their own mothers. By accident, the whole family rose to success. Her birth mother became a major breeder, her eldest brother's restaurant chain spread nationwide, and her second brother's real estate business flourished. The family declared that Lin Anning didn't need to make money for the family, she just needed to be beautiful and, with her medicinal store space, promote traditional Chinese medicine and culture. The fierce big shot grabbed her hand and placed it on his abs, "Marry me, and you can touch as much as you want." Anning's fingertips grew hot, watching the herbs in the pharmacy shoot up in value excited her. "All eighteen abs for me to touch?" The big shot gritted his teeth, "Eight is plenty, eighteen, that's a damn centipede..."
Ink and Wash in Misty Rain · Urban
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#ROMANCE #CEO #URBAN
Two Contracts - My Lover is a CEO
A previous affair had left him devastated. “I told no woman is allowed in my room!” he snatched the papers from her hands and hurled them in the air. “Leave this room! Now!” His resentment was clearly showing, he was furious, as he became breathless. Cold and aloof, with distressingly good looks, Yang Xinyu was the most eligible bachelor of City H. The magazines also labeled him as the most handsome demon king devoid of any emotions who was only interested in making money. Being a CEO of a multi-billion software company, he could have girlfriends at the drop of a hat. But after a chance event he was drawn to the pert and beautiful youth of Wu Lina. Was this love or madness to possess her, cage her? A brilliant and demure girl, Wu Lina was tied into a lifetime of sorrows and pain with two extremely binding contracts. Can Yang Xinyu and Wu Lina be happy together? *** He came and stood in front of her and pulled her chin up with one hand. His other hand snaked her tiny waist to pull her closer to him. He pressed her hard as if trying to merge her into his body. “You know how I yearn for you…” he kissed her lightly on her lips. “Please Lina…” he continued brushing against her lips. Her eyes became misty. She tried her best not to show her weakness to him but tears came unbridled. *** You can join me to discuss the story and characters on discord at https://discord.gg/yqKgCvQ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MishakWrites-111759630206886/ Check out my other two novels: Sugar and Spice: The CEO's Feisty Wife - https://www.webnovel.com/book/14070042506289905 Feral Confessions - Adrianna and the Alpha - https://www.webnovel.com/book/13855323005708205/Feral-Confessions
MishaK · General
4.6
Teacher's Pet
Akira Sanders is an author...an erotic romance author. Pen named Miss. OG, her writings are famous among the high school kids, but little do her fans know that she herself is a high school student and...a virgin. Her biggest inspirations are porn videos and washroom gossips. Ethan Whitmore is the high school 'it' boy with God like looks and an ego as huge as Mt. Olympus. An arrogant jerk but the biggest fan of Miss. OG's erotic novellas. Oh! And did I mention that he's the chemistry teacher? So what happens when Ethan comes to know that his favourite author is actually a high school girl, moreover, his student? Join them in their journey through senior year as Ethan tries to teach our Erotic Superstar, a thing or two about chemical reactions...of a very different kind.
Anna Kendra · Urban
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DoC
Hantu, iblis, sampai malaikat benar-benar sudah tidak diakui lagi keberadaannya ketika bumi memasuki era tekhnomulticore. namun pada tahun 2317 muncul kejadian yang menggemparkan dunia, tanpa diketahui sebabnya tiba-tiba muncul bermacam bangunan yang melayang di atas daratan maupun lautan, lalu diikuti dengan penampakan satu persatu makhluk-makhluk aneh yang selama ini hanya dianggap tidak mungkin ada keberadaanya. meski wujud mereka berbeda-beda namun mereka mengakui diri sebagai satu bangsa. mulai dari wujud alien, goblin, vampir, kuntil anak, peri sampai malaikat, mereka mengaku sebagai bangsa jin. " bumi hanya membutuhkan satu penguasa " satu kalimat dari salah satu pemimpin bangsa jin berujung pada peperangan. seharusnya dengan alat-alat super canggihnya bangsa manusia mampu meraih kemenangan. namun keabadian bangsa jin membuat bangsa manusia mengalami kekalahan telak. setahun pasca perang, manusia hanya memiliki dua pilihan.pertama, hidup sebagai budak jin di muka bumi atau kedua, menyambung hidup dengan cara tinggal di dalam bumi. ini adalah kisah bagaimana cara bangsa manusia berusaha merebut kembali permukaan bumi.
Muhammad_Ziar · Fantasy
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Flirt Till He Loses Control
A calculated move forced Su Miaomiao into a shotgun marriage with a disabled buddha-like figure in the Beijing circle. At the beginning, she treated it all as a game, wanting to see the buddha-like figure lose control and pull the unattainable flower down from its pedestal. Time after time of attempted seduction, the aloof buddha-like figure remained untainted by worldly desires. Realizing she was the one losing control, she wanted to extricate herself from this game. When she awoke again, there was a silver chain on her foot. The cold and aloof buddha-like figure devoutly leaned over and kissed the back of her foot. "Miaomiao, don't leave." It was at that moment that Su Miaomiao realized. Beneath that mask of a pure and aloof buddha-like figure, lay an obsessively possessive desire.
Ink and Wash in Misty Rain · Urban
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#R18
Porn Stories
Various short sex stories taken from different sources, most don't belong to me but to their respective authors
Umair_Haider_0243 · Fantasy
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #HAREM #CULTIVATION
PORN
Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
xfables · Fantasy
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