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#CULTIVATION
#INVINCIBLE
The Clan Master Can't possibly Be A Mortal
"Sect Master Uncle is just a mortal, who just happens to have his own 'billion' interpretations of various spells." Atop Misty Peak, the sect's senior disciple was educating the new beginners. At that moment, Sect Leader Ye Feng, holding a blade of grass, waved it gently, and a fierce Sword Qi split the sky in two, revealing a dark spatial rift that was difficult to heal, frightening the gods above. The new disciple pointed at the sky, shocked, "And you told me the Sect Leader is just a mortal?"
Chaotic Winter Melon Essence · EASTERN
3.6
#CULTIVATION
#INVINCIBLE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#R18
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#CULTIVATION
#VILLAIN
#ANTIHERO
Reborn As A Villainous Cannon Fodder
I died as a hardcore gamer, only to open my eyes in a cultivation fantasy I once played. Not as the hero. Not even as a helpful mentor. or a big villian... But as the cannon fodder destined to die before the first act even concludes. I recognize this world instantly—the sprawling mansions of nobility, the immortal sects hidden in misty mountains, the power hierarchy where cultivators stand above common folk. I've played through this story dozens of times, defeated every hidden boss, unlocked every secret ending. And now I'm trapped inside it, wearing the skin of the game's first villain. My position? The worthless young master of a prestigious family, universally despised yet secretly possessing a dormant bloodline that nobody in-game ever discovered because this character dies too quickly. But something is wrong. Characters are behaving differently than they did in the game. Events are unfolding in unexpected ways. The cold beauty who should immediately despise me seems strangely interested in my skills. The vixen villianess who orchestrated my demise now studies me with curiosity. Is my presence changing the storyline? Or was there always more to this world than what players could see through their screens? With each deviation from the script I memorized, my meta-knowledge becomes less reliable. Yet it remains my greatest weapon as I navigate political intrigue, forge unlikely alliances, and desperately work to awaken powers that were never meant to be unlocked by a character designed only to die. I refuse to be expendable. I reject the role assigned to me. In a world where destiny is supposedly predetermined, I will rewrite the algorithm itself—or break the entire system trying.
haytham_ · FANTASY
4.3
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#R18
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#CULTIVATION
#VILLAIN
#ANTIHERO
#SWEET
#HEIRESS
#SECONDCHANCE
The Favored Heiress
The engagement of the most adored daughter of the Li Family was broken off. Her furious family members railed against the heartless man and vowed to make him pay the price. * Later on, Li Qiao met her ex-fiancé’s big brother by chance. Some said he was the most mysterious man in Nanyang and his name was Shang Yu, aka Shang Shaoyan. While some others called him the overbearing and obsessive underground Overlord of Nanyang from whom everyone should stay away. Standing in the misty rain, Li Qiao gazed at the ruthless and untamed man with a shallow smile, said, “Hello, I’m Li Qiao.” She would become her ex-fiancé’s sister-in-law, if not wife. * Li Qiao and her ex-fiancé met again on the street several months later when he sneered at her, “Are you following me? Haven’t you given up hope yet?” A harsh voice berated him from behind, “Show some respect to your sister-in-law!” From now on, only one rumor was circulating in Nanyang City – The merciless Overlord of Nanyang had one woman he uncritically doted on. Her name was Li Qiao.
Manxi · URBAN
4.6
#SWEET
#HEIRESS
#SECONDCHANCE
#SYSTEM
#MAGIC
#MYSTERY
#HAREM
#ANTIHERO
#DEVIL
#DRAGON
#SUMMONS
#ANGEL
#NPC
Misty World: Start with SSS skill
Hikaru crossed to Misty World with billions of other players. This world is full of monsters and fog. Hikaru thought he wouldn't be able to survive in this horrible world when he suddenly possessed an SSS-class skill. [Ding! Maximum Evolution.] [Ding! Do you want to evolve Succubus into Fallen Angel?] [Ding! Do you want to evolve Komodo into the Darkness Dragon King?] [Ding! Do you want to evolve the Wooden Sword into a God Sword?] … Hikaru: "In this world, I am the lord." Author's note: Hi everyone, this is my first book. Sorry for my bad English. If you realize something wrong or difficult to understand, please, leave a comment. I will fix it immediately. My Discord: KiraSS #6702 My email: vnq2327@gmail.com Donate me at Paypal/Payoneer: nhatdavuvan@gmail.com
HikaruKiki · FANTASY
3.9
#SYSTEM
#MAGIC
#MYSTERY
#HAREM
#ANTIHERO
#DEVIL
#DRAGON
#SUMMONS
#ANGEL
#NPC
#MAGIC
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
#BEAUTY
#DRAMATIC
#REVERSE HAREM
Misty and Her Lovers
Misty just wanted to get away from her humdrum office life to see the Northern Lights, but after falling off her ship, she finds herself transmigrated to the realm of Tumult where people can shift into beasts and marriage is a magical contact between compatible souls. Now she must find her soulmates before the foundation of this new world falls apart! With overpowered magic and a pair of divine guides, she is stuck here learning the rules of magic and society. #beastworld #reverseharem #magic #isakai #overpowered **Chapters with (M) contain mature content. **Image generated using starryai
ChaosArray · FANTASY
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#MAGIC
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
#BEAUTY
#DRAMATIC
#REVERSE HAREM
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
RISE OF EROS
Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.
Mauricio_Negrete · FANTASY
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#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#HAREM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#HAREM
#SMUT
#FASTPACED
From Thug To Pornstar: I Reincarnated As Jonny Sins, So What!
[Caution:The Title alone explains how matured the content is gonna be!] Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. _____ 100 Power stones 2 bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets 5 bonus Chapters 1 Magic Castle 10 bonus Chapters with any scene of your choice.... link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3
JJ_Francis · FANTASY
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#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#HAREM
#SMUT
#FASTPACED
Cincin Naga
Kerajaan-kerajaan bangkit dan runtuh di Benua Yulan. Saints, para makhluk abadi yang memiliki kekuatan yang tak terbayangkan, bertarung menggunakan sihir dan pedang, meninggalkan jejak kehancuran di setiap pertarungannya. Magical Beasts, para makhluk mistis yang menguasai pegunungan-pegunungan, dimana para pemberani atau orang-orang yang cukup bodoh pergi untuk menjajal batas kekuatan mereka. Bahkan yang terkuat akan gugur, menjadi santapan bagi mereka yang lebih kuat. Yang kuat, hidup bagai bangsawan; yang lemah hanya bisa meratap dan berharap masih ada hari esok untuk mereka. Ini adalah dunia dimana Linley dilahirkan. Dibesarkan di kota kecil yang bernama Wushan, Linley adalah pewaris klan Baruch, sebuah klan yang dulunya dikenal sebagai klan Dragonblood Warriors yang legendaris. Dahulu, nama mereka begitu terkenal hingga mampu mengguncang dunia, namun klan tersebut sekarang makin melemah, begitu lemahnya hingga mereka harus menjual pusaka klan untuk bertahan hidup. Mengemban tugas untuk dapat sekali lagi meraih kemuliaan klan Baruch, Linley akan menempuh ujian dan halangan yang tak terhitung jumlahnya, menemukan baik teman-teman kuat dan juga musuh yang berbahaya. Jadilah saksi atas legenda baru yang akan dibuat. Legenda dari Linley Baruch.
I Eat Tomatoes · FANTASY
4.5
#MAGIC
#DARK
#BL
#SCARY
#YAOI
The Demon Lord and his Hero (BL)
When Demon Lord, Syryn Nigh'hart, found that he had gone back in time and turned into his child self, he had assumed to do better with his second life - commit smaller crimes, keep away from burning villages and inciting other demons, contribute to society, abide by most laws, you know? But then the hero, his old friend, had to fall in love with him and ruin his plans. "Goddess, I cannot take responsibility for your champion, Rowan Windwalker, getting bent. Please don't strike me down!" _______ #This story can get sus af (adults in kids' bodies forgetting their age or more like author forgetting it T^T) and is set in a fantasy world with different morals so please suspend your modern sensibilities and bear with the bull$hit. I can't with more comments throwing shade. I already know and I regret it so staph. #Characters are damaged and carry psychological baggage.Their relationships won't all be happy and lovey dovey till they've healed mentally # After like 150 chapters - Angst and Emotional damage.Your mental health may decline as the characters' mental health decline #Trigger warning for mentions of child abuse #World building #Demon Lord (shou/uke) is a shameless FLIRT#The Hero(gong/seme) is an extremely patient man for putting up with the demon lord's nonsense #Gay and sassy #Reformed and immature demon lord (but he's nice now okay. He isn't a psycho.) # MULTIPLE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS I'm begging you please dont fall for the other guy cause some readers do be crying. Second male lead syndrome is real. #Slow burn Romance #Patience is needed#The cat is NOT the ML pls don't ask about the cat ಥ‿ಥ some of you are getting the wrong idea.#If You're commenting under the chapters, avoid using these words (harem, BL, porn, sex, lmao, sh*t, b*tch) that webnovel is blocking even though my book is rated 17+ ______________________________________________ Disclaimer: Cover art belongs to the original artists. If you're the artist, please let me know so I can credit/take down the image.
winterblossom · LGBT+
4.8
#MAGIC
#DARK
#BL
#SCARY
#YAOI
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#TRANSMIGRATION
#VILLAIN
#TRAGEDY
#ISEKAI
#HISTORICAL
World After Worlds
She died...virgin. [WARNING: EXPLICIT, MATURE CONTENT 18+] Cause of Death: Her overactive imagination and poor lifestyle. Binge-watched porn, dramas, and anime. Excessive indulgence in books, manga, Webtoon, WebComics, and Webnovels. Too much laziness and lack of sleep. Dehydration and an unreasonable amount of junk food. She never felt belonged in that world. Out of a sudden, she found herself alive in another person's body. So then she started leaping from one world to another, fulfilling the wishes of her new roles. Whether it would be salvation or retribution, she couldn't care less. Well, as long as it is interesting, why not try? *** World After Worlds CONTENTS 1st World: Brightest Star 2nd World: Hara (queen) 3rd World: Miss Officer 4th World: Azkin's Curse 5th World: Honey Trap *** Ran: "Please note that this book has not undergone editing and proofreading. This may contain errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Reader discretion is advised. Kindly keep in mind that this content has not been reviewed or revised to meet the author's usual standards. If you are sensitive to such material or find it difficult to read, I suggest waiting until the edited version is released. Unfortunately, I do not have an exact date for the release of the edited version at this time." *** This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. 2021, Ran Barbasa. Image not owned. From Pinterest. (This is my first English novel. English is my second language. Please go easy on me!)
RAN_BARBASA · FANTASY
4.7
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#TRANSMIGRATION
#VILLAIN
#TRAGEDY
#ISEKAI
#HISTORICAL
#RICHDAUGHTER
#SUBSTITUTE
#STRONGFEMALELEAD
#MARRIAGE
The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line
Bei Qingqing was left to fend for herself over eighteen years before the rich Bei Family finally took her back. She found that her identity as a daughter had been replaced by the 'naive and adorable' Bei Bei, who was kept in her family. Affection grows with proximity, and that certainly applied for them — there was just no comparing the affection the Bei Family had towards Bei Bei, to the affection of their biological daughter. They had spoiled Bei Bei for eighteen years. Using Bei Qingqing’s adopted mother’s illness as leverage, the Bei Family forced Bei Qingqing to substitute Bei Bei’s marriage to a comatose man, Chen Jiazhi. It seems that Bei Bei was now all that mattered to them. Even so, Bei Qingqing married Chen Jiazhi, who had been comatose for years and said to have no chance of waking up. By doing so, she earned her two-million-yuan dowry for her adopted mother's hospital bills. Though Bei Qingqing believed that she would be widowed for life, she didn't expect an accidental kiss on their first night to wake Chen Jiazhi! Everyone in the entire Chen Family — from grandparents to uncles — are now indebted to Bei Qingqing. They all spoiled her, especially her now-awake husband Chen Jiazhi. Naturally, the Chen Family also took care of her adopted mother by providing her with better treatment! Bei Bei was left red-eyed in fury! She was supposed to be Chen Jiazhi's fiancee. His enormous wealth and affection were rightfully hers! Moreover, Bei Qingqing had health problems and couldn't get pregnant. Bei Bei will do her best and scheme to replace Bei Qingqing! Unexpectedly, however, Bei Qingqing was having morning sickness just two months after marrying despite rumors of her infertility! As for the Bei family that abandoned her? They were declining at a visible rate, and soon wouldn't even deserve to lick Bei Qingqing's shoes!
Misty · URBAN
4.1
#RICHDAUGHTER
#SUBSTITUTE
#STRONGFEMALELEAD
#MARRIAGE
#ROMANCE
#CEO
#URBAN
Two Contracts - My Lover is a CEO
A previous affair had left him devastated. “I told no woman is allowed in my room!” he snatched the papers from her hands and hurled them in the air. “Leave this room! Now!” His resentment was clearly showing, he was furious, as he became breathless. Cold and aloof, with distressingly good looks, Yang Xinyu was the most eligible bachelor of City H. The magazines also labeled him as the most handsome demon king devoid of any emotions who was only interested in making money. Being a CEO of a multi-billion software company, he could have girlfriends at the drop of a hat. But after a chance event he was drawn to the pert and beautiful youth of Wu Lina. Was this love or madness to possess her, cage her? A brilliant and demure girl, Wu Lina was tied into a lifetime of sorrows and pain with two extremely binding contracts. Can Yang Xinyu and Wu Lina be happy together? *** He came and stood in front of her and pulled her chin up with one hand. His other hand snaked her tiny waist to pull her closer to him. He pressed her hard as if trying to merge her into his body. “You know how I yearn for you…” he kissed her lightly on her lips. “Please Lina…” he continued brushing against her lips. Her eyes became misty. She tried her best not to show her weakness to him but tears came unbridled. *** You can join me to discuss the story and characters on discord at https://discord.gg/yqKgCvQ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MishakWrites-111759630206886/ Check out my other two novels: Sugar and Spice: The CEO's Feisty Wife - https://www.webnovel.com/book/14070042506289905 Feral Confessions - Adrianna and the Alpha - https://www.webnovel.com/book/13855323005708205/Feral-Confessions
MishaK · GENERAL
4.6
#ROMANCE
#CEO
#URBAN
DoC
Hantu, iblis, sampai malaikat benar-benar sudah tidak diakui lagi keberadaannya ketika bumi memasuki era tekhnomulticore. namun pada tahun 2317 muncul kejadian yang menggemparkan dunia, tanpa diketahui sebabnya tiba-tiba muncul bermacam bangunan yang melayang di atas daratan maupun lautan, lalu diikuti dengan penampakan satu persatu makhluk-makhluk aneh yang selama ini hanya dianggap tidak mungkin ada keberadaanya. meski wujud mereka berbeda-beda namun mereka mengakui diri sebagai satu bangsa. mulai dari wujud alien, goblin, vampir, kuntil anak, peri sampai malaikat, mereka mengaku sebagai bangsa jin. " bumi hanya membutuhkan satu penguasa " satu kalimat dari salah satu pemimpin bangsa jin berujung pada peperangan. seharusnya dengan alat-alat super canggihnya bangsa manusia mampu meraih kemenangan. namun keabadian bangsa jin membuat bangsa manusia mengalami kekalahan telak. setahun pasca perang, manusia hanya memiliki dua pilihan.pertama, hidup sebagai budak jin di muka bumi atau kedua, menyambung hidup dengan cara tinggal di dalam bumi. ini adalah kisah bagaimana cara bangsa manusia berusaha merebut kembali permukaan bumi.
Muhammad_Ziar · FANTASY
Not enough ratings
#R18
Porn Stories
Various short sex stories taken from different sources, most don't belong to me but to their respective authors
Umair_Haider_0243 · FANTASY
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#R18
#MYSTERY
#SLICEOFLIFE
#TRAGEDY
#REVENGE
#POSSESSIVE
#HISTORICAL
#FATEDLOVE
#DRAGON
#FAMILY
#PRINCESS
Mistress Of Enchanting Dragon
[Warning… Mature content.] Seventeen years old Silja Castemont, a beautiful, prideful, and mysterious princess of Atlanea. The simple life of Princess Silja started to fill with questions a few days before she approached her eighteenth birthday. Series of horrible dreams and unusual events made her simple life complicated. But that wasn't all. She didn't know her act of helping an old guy would turn out to be a ticket to attend a bride choosing ceremony of the prince of the biggest kingdom of North. What will happen when a princess is forced to attend the ceremony by the groom's Father? Will she be able to find a way to escape this marriage? *** Donovan Regalhelm, eldest Prince of the Northern Empire. Handsome, powerful, cold-hearted, Evil. His father forced him to choose a bride before his 28th birthday. What will happen when a cold-blooded prince sees something interesting when he meets Princess Silja for the first time? He forced her to marry him by all means but the reason behind it wasn't love. What was so special about the princess of the small Atlanea kingdom? ***Excerpt*** The bride, dressed in a white wedding dress, was sitting inside the decorated wedding chamber. Soon the door opened and she heard the heavy footsteps coming closer. Silja lifted her head and saw his handsome profile hidden in the shadows. "Stand up." He ordered in his usual heavy indifferent voice. Silja gazed at him for a moment with her misty hazel eyes but followed his order anyway. The dress was heavy, making her movements clumsy. "Striped." He ordered as she stood up in front of him. "Huh?" Silja snapped her head and looked at him in shock. "I said, stripped all the clothes." He repeated The girl was so shocked that she couldn't react. "Ohh do you want me to help you? What a naughty princess we have here." He moved his feet and started to walk around her in a circle. He stood behind her and moved his fingers in the air and with movements of his hand the laces of her dress started to loosen up. Silja felt her dress loosen and hastily tried to secure it. He came forward after opening all the laces from behind. And with just another snap of his fingers the dress fell on the floor. "Nooo" The girl's eyes were filled with tears but she refused to let them fall. And in the next second all the fear disappeared from her eyes and rage took place. In the next second the cloth on his body caught fire and the ashes flew in the air. "Interesting." He smiled like a devil. ### Hello, guys. Please support the book and add it to the library. # Cover edited by ImagineTishaD. The picture doesn't belong to me credit goes to original creat Anna stokes.
Dream_blue98 · FANTASY
4.7
#MYSTERY
#SLICEOFLIFE
#TRAGEDY
#REVENGE
#POSSESSIVE
#HISTORICAL
#FATEDLOVE
#DRAGON
#FAMILY
#PRINCESS
American Exorcism Male God
America, 1980. No sooner had Xu Yi transmigrated than he was put on the dissection table; then he gradually came to understand the true nature of this world. "Studying medicine can't exorcise undead demons; I must become an exorcist!" he resolved silently to himself. On a misty, rain-soaked night. "Miss Evil Spirit over there, the night is cold and damp; be careful not to catch a chill! Come over here and warm yourself by the fire!" Xu Yi said, holding a lighter, as the pale gold flame slowly approached the other. The Evil Spirit shrank back, looking at Xu Yi with fear. "Don't be afraid, I just want to warm you up..." Xu Yi's face broke into a warm smile, "by setting you on fire!" Ding dong! Ding dong! "Sign-in at the Land of Fear successful, Resurrection Coin awarded!" "Synthesis pathway requirements met, do you wish to combine the following entries?" Psychic + Scholar + Painter = Psychic Painter! Saintly Offspring + Gunfight Technique + Revolver Mastery = Holy Gunslinger! Undead + Revelation + Holy Nation = God!
Blueberry Assassin · GAMES
Not enough ratings
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#VILLAIN
#HISTORICAL
#BL
#YAOI
#MAFIA
#DOCTOR
Binded To A Don System
Lin Yu’an who was a well known and talented doc in the day and a big gang boss from the underground world in the night, binded with a system called the Don system when he was shot dead. The system took him to Ancient China which did not exist in history and thus begins his new life completing tasks given by the system to become a big time Don in that era. He thought it was going to be an easy sailing but Lin Yuan was met with a wife and two little buns when he woke. " okay it's all right" he thought since he already liked children then he'd recognize the little buns but as for the wife let's just take it as roommate. Unexpectedly he fell in love for his new roommate even to the extend of becoming an obsession, Lin Yuan a gang boss who is used to having anything he wanted even if he had to break it and a little wife who became dependant on him and greedy to keep the devil he deems to be a good man to himself. Join him on his journey on how he reigns over the underground world of the Ancient Times and take his family to heights they've never dreamt of before. Mc: Gong. Gang boss and a doctor, good with poisons too. Doesn't like to flatter others. Values family, but not wontonly. Ml: Shou. Scholarly, strong and bold. Looks up to MC. Find me: Hawa Kim#2294 Support me: http://ko-fi.com/hawakim
Hawa_Kim · LGBT+
4.6
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#VILLAIN
#HISTORICAL
#BL
#YAOI
#MAFIA
#DOCTOR
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#COMEDY
#HAREM
#CULTIVATION
PORN
Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
xfables · FANTASY
Not enough ratings
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#SYSTEM
#R18
#COMEDY
#HAREM
#CULTIVATION
Teacher's Pet
Akira Sanders is an author...an erotic romance author. Pen named Miss. OG, her writings are famous among the high school kids, but little do her fans know that she herself is a high school student and...a virgin. Her biggest inspirations are porn videos and washroom gossips. Ethan Whitmore is the high school 'it' boy with God like looks and an ego as huge as Mt. Olympus. An arrogant jerk but the biggest fan of Miss. OG's erotic novellas. Oh! And did I mention that he's the chemistry teacher? So what happens when Ethan comes to know that his favourite author is actually a high school girl, moreover, his student? Join them in their journey through senior year as Ethan tries to teach our Erotic Superstar, a thing or two about chemical reactions...of a very different kind.
Anna Kendra · URBAN
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Pumpkin Rolls and Porn Sounds
Will Grant only attends the PFLAG meeting because his mother guilts him into it. But the instant he hears the night’s speaker, Will is glad he showed up. Joshua Rhinehardt is dynamic and engaging. Although Joshua isn’t physically Will’s type, Will can’t get the man out of his head.<br><br>Joshua may be comfortable in his own skin, but it isn’t often men like Will are attracted to him, and he's not comfortable changing for someone else. He wants to make a life with Will, but his own insecurities keep getting in the way.<br><br>Will’s unwavering acceptance helps Joshua see that when two people connect, physical appearance just might not matter at all.
Kris T. Bethke · LGBT+
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