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National School Prince Is A Girl

Fu Jiu appears to be a normal lad in high school on the surface. But in fact, she (Yes! She!) is the hacker, Z, a villain-terminator in the online world of an alternate world. Having reincarnated into the body of a woman and being forced to disguise herself as a young man, she reigns over the game world, fights for justice, and puts a spell on all the girls around with her innate charm. However, her flirting comes across as gay to the rich Almighty Qin and his inner circle. Over time, the Almighty Qin falls for him… her. Has he turned gay for him… her? Now, that's confusing! Keywords: Rebirth, Face-slapping, Online gaming, Pet lover, Hacking, Chocolate-flavored lollipop Sugary Scene: Fu Jiu said, "Almighty Qin, do you have a girlfriend?" Qin Mo lowered his laptop. "No." Fu Jiu lowered her voice and started flirting carelessly. "You have one now, me." Upon hearing that, Qin Mo pounced on Fu Jiu domineeringly! Fu Jiu was stunned. "Wait, what are you doing?" Qin Mo replied, "Exercising my boyfriend rights." Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/henyeetranslationsNSPG If we hit certain milestones, we will release more chapters in a mass release as well as increase the release rate!

Villain: Girlfriend Thief

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

I Forged the Myth of the Ancient Overlords

Traversing parallel worlds, Lu Ban, who only wanted to make some money by making films, awaken a System, which granted him rewards every time he completed a task. Awesome! Wait a second, look under the bed at midnight? Piano sounds in a theater deserted for twenty years? The artist of an art exhibition gone missing? As Lu Ban completed these tasks, he realized that this world might be haunted! This System is not normal. He found that the System not only sent him on deadly explorations in forbidden places but also recorded all his near-death experiences as video material, and later even threw Lu Ban into the Indescribable Another World! “Eh, if I edit these videos into a movie, wouldn't that be the perfect horror film?” Lu Ban began to understand everything. Thus, within the Foreign Domain, legends about the Ancient Overlord and the Indescribable horror began to spread. —— Another title of this book is "Strange Descent, Filming in Cthulhu's World" "What Did I Do Wrong to Live a Streamer's Life in an Infinite World?" "I, the Investigator, Excel at Getting in Over My Head" Keywords: Cthulhu, Original Infinite Streams, Myth-making, Roleplaying, Silly, Psychotic, a novel that heals the heart, light and enjoyable.

Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Brave, sly, kind, slippery, generous, greedy, elegant, ferocious, happy, abnormal, honest, hypocritical... In this apocalyptic world, only by winning on the Alien Star battlefield can one obtain resources to ensure the continuity of civilization. Every warrior that enters the Alien Star battlefield receives a randomly assigned keyword that belongs to them. If one's actions align with their keyword, their attributes will rapidly grow, granting abilities akin to Superman. On the contrary, if they fail to comply, they will swiftly weaken; This is a world where performance skills are paramount; Performance skills equate to sustenance, performance skills are glory, performance skills provide privileges, performance skills are life... ... Already concluded with thousands of orders are the works "Dream Fufiller of Ten Thousand Realms", and "Ten Thousand Methods to Remove Players." There is a guarantee of completion, so please feel free to dive in.

Dokter Jenius: Si Nona Perut Hitam

Ia adalah seorang jenius yang tiada tandingan di abad ke-24, yang ia perlukan hanyalah sebuah jarum perak dan ia dapat membangkitkan siapa pun dari kematian. Setelah sebuah ledakan, ia menyeberang ke dunia asing; semua orang memanggilnya "Nona". "Nona" sebelumnya tidak memiliki roh kontraktual, lemah dan tak cakap, dan bahkan tunangannya datang dengan kekasih baru dan mempermainkannya? Sekarang ia telah mengambil alih, siapa yang berani bersikap lancang padanya? Dengan jarum di tangannya, dunia adalah miliknya! Ke mana pun ia pergi, mukjizat mengikutinya! Tetapi ia telah menyelamatkan sesuatu yang menjijikkan. Apa yang ia pikirkan ketika menyelamatkan pria itu. Sosoknya yang memikat dan wajahnya yang sempurna sangat kontras dengan aksi kejamnya. Pria itu mencoba segala cara untuk memenangkan hati sang nona. Ini adalah sebuah cerita perpindahan dunia dengan sentuhan sihir, romansa dan nona berperut hitam sebagai karakter utama.

Sistem Terkuat

Kalian harus sujud pada Diriku yang Mulia ini. Setibanya di dunia yang baru ini, Lin Fan menemukan dirinya memiliki sistem yang memungkinkannya untuk naik tingkat secara tak terbatas dan tak terikat pada keterbatasan dunia ini. Setelah mempelajari teknik yang kuat dari Monyet Mencuri Persik, Lin Fan menyadari bahwa dirinya siap untuk menjadi orang terkuat di seluruh dunia ini. Namun, tentu saja hal ini akan membosankan, kecuali seluruh dunia mengetahui nama besarnya, bukan? Tak tahu malu. Adil. Pintar. Lin Fan tak akan membiarkan seorang pun (atau sebuah bola pun) untuk menghalangi jalannya menuju kemenangan! Lucu untuk semua alasan yang salah dan menarik untuk semua yang tepat, novel ini pasti akan membuat kalian tertawa terbahak-bahak dan mengatur darah Anda memompa semuanya pada waktu yang bersamaan. Bergabunglah bersama kami di mahakarya roller coaster ini dengan Lin Fan dan sahabat-sahabatnya yang terpercaya saat dia menunjukkan pada dunia apa arti yang sesungguhnya menjadi YANG MULIA. Ada seseorang, yang seluruh hidupnya adalah legenda. Ada seseorang, di mana kemampuannya yang luar biasa memancar dari alisnya. Ada seseorang, Namanya Lin Fan. Semuanya, “Lin Fan, aku ingin memiliki bayimu.” Kehidupan yang mendominasi dari rasa percaya diri yang tak terkendali, tidak membutuhkan penjelasan apa pun.

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene： Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!

The Revered Magus

A man who once tasted the bitter flavor of betrayal and isolation has been given another chance in life, armed with a system and his wits from his previous life, how would he fare in a foreign world where the only thing that matters is not how right you are but how powerful you are? Rio Casmir is someone outside the scope of human understanding, for his objective, he will cheat, lie, scheme, and kill. He will tolerate no obstruction toward the apex of power Join our protagonist to see how he will venture the arduous path to the pinnacle of power. Keywords: Reincarnation, Action, Adventure, System, Male Protagonist, Anti-hero Protagonist, Calm Protagonist, Cautious Protagonist, Cheat, Selfish Protagonist, Strength-based Social Hierarchy, Hard-Working Protagonist

Waktu Bersamamu

Tang Xinluo menangkap perselingkuhan suaminya, Lu Qinghao bersama seorang wanita yang tidak diketahuinya adalah sahabatnya sendiri. Untuk membalaskan dendam, hari itu dia tidur dengan seorang pria asing. Tang Xinluo tidak tahu bahwa dia akan terjebak selamanya bersama pria itu, yang merupakan pewaris keluarga kaya, Lu Yuchen. Nasib malang menimpa Tang Xinluo, nenek kandungnya dan suaminya menjebak dirinya hingga membuatnya kehilangan semua hartanya, bahkan diusir dari keluarga Tang. Lu Yuchen pun datang sebagai pangeran berkuda putih yang menawarinya sebuah kontrak agar Tang Xinluo dapat membalaskan dendamnya. Dalam kontrak itu tertulis bahwa Tang Xinluo harus menikah dengan Lu Yuchen selama satu tahun dan melahirkan anak untuknya, kemudian bercerai. Tang Xinluo pun menyetujui kontrak itu demi mendapatkan kembali harta dan harga dirinya. Namun, Tang Xinluo terjebak dilema antara kontrak dan perasaannya terhadap Lu Yuchen.

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!

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Three Keywords

Inspired by Mr. Moon from 'The Great Storyteller'. Writing a story revolving around three keywords.

If the Deep Sea Forgets You

When Xia Qingyi wakes up and finds herself in a hospital without any memories of her past, what else can she do other than to approach the person who had saved her? Enter Mo Han, a renowned barrister in the legal world famous for his coldness, arrogance, and competence. With no one to take care of Xia Qingyi, Mo Han finds himself with no other choice but to act as her elder brother for the time being. However, it does not take long for him to realize that there was something wrong with the girl. What’s up with her ability to read others at a drop of a hat? How is she so adept in fighting? Just… who in the world is this girl? With his world being turned upside down with the appearance of this mysterious girl whose new world has nothing else but him, Mo Han’s search for her lost memories begins… Keywords: Memory loss, "Siblings"-turned-lovers, Unknown identity, Law

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Epic of Bee

Upon dying an unlikely death, Ash, a man was transported into the body of hatching Queen Bee. He was also given something called The Queens System, but all is not well after being transported. Ash will be forced into a fight for her life because he is no longer a male, and his mind is telling him that he must kill the other virgin queens or he would be the next to die. This is a journey of one lost soul's journey to find themselves and slow break out of their shell. AND IT'S ABOUT BEES! Plus, many other amazing humanoid races with no hoomans! Lots of information? Too many name? What was that Gene? I got you covered! Look up Epic of Bee Guide! SPECIAL THANK FOR HELPING WITH THIS NOVEL: Grangel- always full of great new ideas! EvilGod- Always there to catch my mistakes and puns! Discord: https://discord.gg/hQHJrZCYZu

Pembalasan Gadis Peliharaan

Wen Xiangyang ingin membalas perbuatan ayah Wen yang brengsek, tanpa sengaja itu mengantarkannya untuk bertemu dengan seorang pria. Pertemuan pun akhirnya berlanjut, ia menyewa pria itu untuk menyamar menjadi pacarnya untuk mengembalikan reputasinya. Bagaimana ia tahu kalau ternyata pria itu adalah seorang bos yang legendaris! Namun, hal yang paling menakutkan adalah pria itu kecanduan untuk bersama dengannya.

Gadis Lugu Liar Galak

Seorang gadis muda yang sehat, ceria, dan memiliki kemampuan magis tiba-tiba meninggal karena keracunan gas di sebuah restoran. Setelah sadar, ia menemukan jiwanya masuk ke tubuh seorang gadis desa bernama Lu Sheng dari desa Liuyue, negara Xuanyue. Ia pun hidup sebagai Lu Sheng dan menggantikan jiwa pemilik asli tubuh itu. Lu Sheng yang dulunya dikenal sebagai gadis yang polos, lembut, dan pemalu pun seketika berubah menjadi lebih pemberani dan galak setelah jiwanya berganti. Lu Sheng menyandang status sebagai tunangan Tuan Magistrat kota Lingjiang, Chu Sihan. Awalnya, Li Sheng yang asli akan menikah dengannya, tetapi sebuah insiden tiba-tiba terjadi dan membuat pernikahan tertunda. Chu Sihan yang sebenarnya tidak ingin menikah dengan Lu Sheng si gadis desa, perlahan-lahan tertarik dengan Lu Sheng yang sekarang. Bagaimana kelanjutan kisah Lu Sheng dan Chu Sihan, juga orang-orang yang ada di sekitar mereka?

There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Transmigrated Scoundrel's Exchange System

Han Cai had a very good life, as he was born into a wealthy merchant family. He had access to anything he wanted, and he was always safe, protected by guards at all times. His family was one of the wealthiest in the town, and no one dared to offend them. All of this was going to change. Han Cai's father was taking him to the Sky Soaring sect, where he would begin his life as a cultivator. His past life was filled with regret and loneliness, and he was grateful for the opportunity to start anew in the world. But honestly, he knew he was a Scoundrel in his past life and will be one in this life too. He looked at his system panel [Name: Han Cai] [Age: 10] [Life Span: 40 Years] »Strength: 1 »Perception: 1 »Agility: 1 »Speed: 1 »Constitution: 1 »Intelligence: 2 »Charm: 1 [Exchange Points: 820 (1/day)] [System Update : ? (Collect 1000 Exchange points to unlock)] [Initiate Law of Equal Exchange?] ______________________________________________ Keywords: Transmigration , Action, Adventure, System, Male Protagonist , Accelerated Growth ,Anti-social Protagonist ,Calm Protagonist ,Cautious Protagonist , Charming Protagonist, Cheat , Clones , Handsome Male Lead , Selfish Protagonist , Strength-based Social Hierarchy , Hard-Working Protagonist ______________________________________________

Sons of High Society

What happens if the person you thought you hated the most turned out to be the one who loves you ceaselessly, unconditionally, and passionately? Status: Completed ... Xue Guangli was a young woman who followed her mother’s legacy; she won’t marry to get above her status. She will earn it. However, when a tragedy struck her home, she lost sight of the things she wanted. To get her life in order, she must regain the classy legacy she left behind, find the real suspect of her mother’s killer, and pave a way through the challenges thrown at her. But when it comes to her mother’s murder trial, Xue Guangli is forced to get help from the man she hates the most—Long Huojin. Long Huojin is an achingly handsome and devastatingly perfect successor of a large conglomerate, but the two never got along. Xue Guangli hated Long Huojin for most of her life—so much that when he looks at her, she can hardly breathe. Long Huojin, on the other hand, secretly pines for Xue Guangli patiently waiting for the day she’ll let him in. ***Novel Completed at Chapter 70*** —— “Her eyes dropped to the hollow of his throat, to the bob of his Adam's apple. Her gaze lingered and stopped at his mouth, at the seams of his lips. It hadn't occurred to her what it would feel like to taste them.” Keywords: Male Lead; Female Lead; Romance; Crime Drama; Strong Female Protagonist; Respectful Male Lead; No Prolonged Misunderstandings; No Sexual Assault; No Evil Sisters; Detailed Smut; 18+ —— Other Works: Daughters of the Elite (4.8) A Song For a Summer's Night Art cover isn't mine. Will remove when asked.