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CreamPuffDelights
CreamPuffDelightsLv106yr
2017-11-29 18:35

Didn't make it past 5 chapters before the sheer idiocy stopped me. Not even 5 chapters in and we have already been introduced to 3 women, 1 that already knew and lovea him and apparently fucks him regularly as well, 1 that barely met him for 2 sentences before we get the typical girl in distress, mc saves the day with unique skill scenario after which she obviously falls for him, and the last is the mandatory ice queen wife whose impression of him is entirely justified so far. Why do I say justified when it's clear he has circumstances beyond what her shallow world view can comprehend? Because what god forsaken fool of a alleged WAR GOD from a BATTLEFIELD would randomly go somewhere without informing anyone, including his **** doll that only knows how to get his love by being a slut, without any cash, any identification, any transport and basically zero preparations what so ever, resulting in him having to beg his narrow minded ice ***** wife for 100 bloody yuan? He brags alot mentally about being awesome and displaying his alpha male, typical domineering male ego that plaguesmost wuxia main characters, presumably so the author can soothe his readers and make them keep waiting until he maximizes the impact of the wife face slapping later. Problem here is that your foundation is so contrived, forced and mind numbingly stupid I can't even last long enough to reach your inevitably shallow-as-fuxk face slapping. Anywhoo.... The mc is bad enough but let's move on to the *** dolls (female characters). Why do I call them that? Because it's obvious that's what the author, or the translator is shooting for. Just look at way they are described. Nuff said. I would rather not repeat those crude, vulgar, sexually overloaded descriptions here and degrade my own IQ and EQ in the process. Ironically I dumped rebirth of a legendary guardian precisely because of that kind of sexually laced descriptions but again I find them here. And it's even worse if that's even possible. Do all new wuxia authors have to take mandatory classes on how to be misogynists nowadays or something? In summary? Not worth reading if you're a decent person.

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Atalkingrock
AtalkingrockLv14

i gotta say i think they do have to take mandatory classes on how to be misogynists.

Jack_N_Mikhail
Jack_N_MikhailLv15

The Author wants to be a King. But he obviously did not do any research into the behaviour and mannerisms of royalty.

pmoh9
pmoh9Lv6

This review was truly helpful. Thanks 😅

cmbellCT
cmbellCTLv4

Well, i dont mind sexual content, but to get someone this worked up... Jesus... I think ill pass this one lul.

Piknos
PiknosLv5

Regrettably I did not get to read your review before killing a couple million brain cells. I'm now a vegetable in hospitable with more IQ and EQ than the author.

ol4691
ol4691Lv2

Hi

Lunnietic
LunnieticLv11

I read three chapters came to the reviews to see if it gets better. Wish I would have read your review first. It sucks because...Noodletown is actually a fantastic translator!

cynchris
cynchrisLv5

And am running away before reading it..ciao!!

arkhamknighthell
arkhamknighthellLv4

I'm astonished that you didn't give it 1 star. Then again I read more chapters (I deeply regret this) and the novel got even dumber than you describe.

Kagami95
Kagami95Lv12

Not a bad novel.

Agrotera
AgroteraLv11

"Do all new wuxia authors have to take mandatory classes on how to be misogynists nowadays or something? " That cracked me up 😂😂 Ended up at this novels page a few times, always finding new hilarious reviews on this awful novel. (Thank you for taking your time to write this review!)

Engr_prince_prince
Engr_prince_princeLv1

Few months ago I was having some issues with my wife which lead too leaving each others, but today am here to give all thanks to Dr oyimeanel for making me smile again, right now I'm very very happy seeing my wife back with the love spell of Dr oyimeanel did for me. Email him on oyimeanelisiramen@gmail.com Thanks once again Dr oyimeanel

Vanille2010
Vanille2010Lv14

It is a loop.

arkhamknighthell:I'm astonished that you didn't give it 1 star. Then again I read more chapters (I deeply regret this) and the novel got even dumber than you describe.
Kabilan_E
Kabilan_ELv2

Yup

Atalkingrock:i gotta say i think they do have to take mandatory classes on how to be misogynists.
Kabilan_E
Kabilan_ELv2

Yup

Atalkingrock:i gotta say i think they do have to take mandatory classes on how to be misogynists.
kennykangaroo2
kennykangaroo2Lv4

I think that this is just how Chinese culture is. For example, you can watch videos about China's leftover women where basically any Chinese woman in their late 20's or past 30 are considered undesirable to Chinese men. These women are typically looked down upon in Chinese society by people around them and their own family for not getting married which is an important part of their culture.

Inferno_Vor
Inferno_VorLv13

I'm surprised that you're surprised that chinese authors write misogynistic views. Honestly 90% chinese books I read have those views and even those that don't are bordering misogyny.

Preston_Garvey
Preston_GarveyLv6

Amazing... I didn't make it past first chapter. I couldn't go on after the BUS FECKIN ACUPUNCTURE

Yokubo
YokuboLv11

like I literally got event task to read this novel for 10mins for 40k points and the novel they pick is just 😵😭 God why me!!!! :/ guess I to leave it on while doing something else

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