Alright, alright, listen up, folks—lemme lay it down for ya, Ausy-style. We got ourselves a story here on WebNovel, and I’ll be real: it’s got about as much originality as a knock-off handbag in a tourist trap. The kind where every chapter reads like a sob story assembly line. You know the drill—MC’s got talent, gets shunned, something tragic happens, rinse, repeat. Like the author just took the ol’ “copy-paste tragedy” handbook, switched up a few names, and called it a day. It’s like they’re tossing these backstories out on a conveyor belt, but forgot to add any real flavor. Now don’t get me wrong, a cliché here and there? Fine. Sprinkle ‘em like seasoning, you feel me? But when the whole damn plot’s made of ’em? That’s like eating a whole bowl of salt and calling it soup. I’m sittin’ here with nothin’ but a foggy mess in my head, like, “Was this story any different from the last ten I skimmed?” Nah, not really. Coulda been epic if they just threw somethin’ wild into the mix—a freak accident leaves him blind, or, I don’t know, hit him with some good ol’ amnesia, split personalities… anything but the same ol’ “my life’s a tragedy” rerun. So take my advice: ditch those tired-ass clichés and aim for somethin’ fresh. We rebuke the unholy cycle of overdone tropes, praise originality Buddha! Monkey clichés, be gone! Take a step towards creative enlightenment, friend—you’ll thank me later.
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Wow, says the guy who used chatgpt for a review and is out here talking about originality. And what’s with the language? Do you talk like this at home too? Bro, please spit your tobacco and then speak.
Talkin’ about “originality” when you can’t even tell style from spit. Yeah, I gave my words a lil’ tune-up to get that Night City flavor, make it sound like Stan Media from Cyberpunk 2077—gives the review that edge, hit lil harder, makes sure it ain’t got that bland taste ppl servin’ up. Still my words, just rephrased to sound like a video game character said it… well typed it. So yeah, maybe not fully original, but sure as hell unique. More original than having it write my words. And word throughout the net is folks like the way it reads ;) P.S. NO TOBACCO, YOU SILLY LOVERBOY! Also, it’s spit out the tobacco as you type—how tf you gonna hear me speak? What a silly loverboy. Lol. But real talk, I get where you’re comin’ from, and I hope you get my point, too… but seriously, was anything I said in that review wrong?………..Guess a little hypocrisy opens a few eyes, yeah?
