~Let's play a game– A pretend sort of game. Your thoughts would define where you fall to while you read my options in accordance to how it shows on my lovely readers or boring losers 🤫😅(I intend no rude behaviour to anyone in particular whatsoever 🤞)
~Are you ready?
Lovely readers: Yes author, I'm interested!!!
Boring losers: No, why am I even here in the first place!!!
~Okay okay, so here goes. Let's pretend I'm not the author of this novel 👀(*cough *cough this is definitely not a shameless review, as there's nothing to be ashamed of since I'm nothing but a reader and admirer of this lovely novel right here, just like everyone 🏃♀️)
Lovely readers and boring losers staring at one another awkwardly.
Lovely readers: Oh I get it, you are a reviewer and reader just like we are. (Nods head in agreement and follows the game)
Boring losers: This is the author for crying out loud, you guys 🤦🤦♂️🤦♀️ don't be fooled.
~So if there's nothing boring to say(completely ignores the losers comment with the roll of the eye) I'd like for you to pretend you never knew anything about this book and want to know what it entails from a senior reader and divine future reader as myself 😝.
Lovely readers: Sure, we could do that.
Boring losers: whatever, not like this isn't another one of you author's shameless reviews.
~Let's pretend this Story Development is of balanced theme, neither too fast nor too slow. We got 8 arcs in total which depicts partly the months given to Damian to gather the information he needs on Averna and few others how things take a drastic turn unexpectedly.
Lovely readers: We could work with that.
Boring losers: But author–
~I am not the author(*lies! Bloom Lies'e' should have been my first and last name🤔👀 {no no don't call me that} )! You're going out of character, why are you still sticking around?
Lovely readers, boring losers continue their awkward glances, forcing a smile.
~Let's pretend the update stability is superb(*Cough *cough by the middle of September it will be daily, the higher the ranking by PS or GT and summoning pens[👀] the more chances of larger numbers of releases daily.)
Lovely readers: Can't wait to spend on this story if worth it!
Boring losers: That's a lie, you aren't getting any of my money.
~Let's pretend my character design is of an equally strong ML and FL but this time their roles are switched, in what sense?:
The ML is goofy, confident in his abilities and a little narcissistic. Not to mention he's a respected and secretive paparazzi reporter(one of the higher up status in that establishment) who has little to no integrity when it comes down to work. Damian repeatedly gets on the nerves of the FL and sometimes acts as a creep, all done so he could force his way into her high and mighty world.
The FL is a successful billionaire, loves technology more than people so naturally she got a friend as an AI in her home and made sure most things done if not all are through the use of technology, so expect lots, I mean lots of reference to this~Ps no cyborgs 🤦🏻♀️😓 just because I said technology (She does have few friends though). She is sometimes referred secretly among her employees as the 'Queen of the underworld' as per the meaning of her name and the way she behaves and runs the company. She is seem as aloof, down to earth on success–as shown in her companies, distant, sometimes cruel and demanding by others but deep down she holds a need to be wanted, loved(why? Well since I'm not the author you'd have to read to find out 😈– no major spoilers from the divine future reader)
Lovely readers: Wow, I can't wait to begin on this book!
Boring losers: Yet another clichéd story
~Let's pretend my writing quality is excellent– I... I mean above average 👀, and you are bound not to see any, no mixup of British or American English, no punctuation or grammatical errors, trust me 👀 (*cough *cough your divine future reader is human 🥲 I just might make a few in this review also 🤦🏻♀️)
Lovely readers: Everybody makes mistakes, so long you try your best to make the story worthwhile, what's a little mistake going to do. I'd give constructive criticism in a polite way, you don't need to worry.
Boring losers: Yet another flawed story, why would you ignore few punctuation marks or end up describing the two leads as–(lovely readers closes the mouth of boring losers #defense mode activated)
[They talk too much 🤫 wouldn't want spoilers from them in that way 😉. Thankyou lovely readers for having my back]
~Lets pretend the World Background is in a fictional city of Dardale, names of country would be included but do not expect the cities to be the same as this is nothing but the author's imagination, with a female Billionaire CEO theme driven. Paparazzi who are the main bad eggs in this story, not so quick to love as it might or might not be in the despise gaining on the MC's, surprising betrayals is one of the in things with a pinch of _____ scenes to spice things up rather than throw it to the wind for some content 👀, expect some cu__ words along the way.
Lovely readers: Divine future reader why?! The chapters haven't gotten to where all this are paraphrased 😭 please publish more chapters.
Boring losers: As said before a clichéd story, why am I even here? See ya losers.
[Yay! they're gone! Everyone celebrate!]
Boring losers: Did you really think you could get rid of me? I live for the criticism 😈😈😈
Lovely readers: 🔪🍳 author, should we do the honors?
[Who? Who's the author? I am a divine future reader!!!! Ahhh where's your pretending game?!]
~Let's pretend you would always buy my privilege tiers once out and would flood the book with your comments, thoughts and opinions🤞
Lovely readers: I can do that! So long you give us good content, you don't need to worry.
Boring losers: I could flood your book with my comments and thoughts 😈, finally something good the author has said in a while 🙄.
[Who are you calling au– you know what? I don't care what you have to say anyways, carry on loser]
~And lastly let's pretend I have a 5 star rating out of 10(*cough*cough, give me a 5 star, it's smaller than 10 right? But just enough. And as many times possible.
Lovely readers: I'd gladly give a 5 star, it might be 4.9 if I see just a few things off but definitely would be 5 mostly. I'd review as many times possible as the story progresses.
Boring losers: Expect a 1 or 2 star review, not because of hate but I just felt like or I read few chapters and based my review on those.
~So, what category did you fall into?
Lovely readers or boring losers? 👀
