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2021-05-06 19:48

Teacher : How old is your father ? Kid : He is 6 years old Teacher : What? How is that possible? Kid : He became my father only when I was born.. Logic!!

Xianxia: My Disciples are Insane!

Baby Rush
3.3
533 Chs

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Psycho0
Psycho0Lv4

🤣😂🤣😂

3yr
42
EnablingBarley
EnablingBarleyLv14

that's typical Child Logic and its marvelous xD

3yr
59
Saiexs
SaiexsLv13

what chapter was this?

3yr
14
newt
newtLv14

after your comment i have to read kkkkkkk

3yr
12
ThriceReckless
ThriceRecklessLv3

😂😂🤣🤣

3yr
6
GreatDaoofspace
GreatDaoofspaceLv15

Romance? Harem?

3yr
4
CCP_ARE_RETARDED
CCP_ARE_RETARDEDLv2

absurd writing what sect thatc join ? and who tf is sword request sect ??

2yr
CCP_ARE_RETARDED
CCP_ARE_RETARDEDLv2

HOW MUCH YOU GET PAID TO COMMENT THIS ???? SHUT THE STOP BRING FALSE COMMENT

2yr
Enlightened_Clown
Enlightened_ClownLv4

Yeah name checks out of that guy ☝️

1yr
KaitlynLenke
KaitlynLenkeLv14

Wth I think I need to start saying these lines every morning. Start the day off with pure wisdom 😂😂😂

1yr
1
Hanks_N
Hanks_NLv15

There are a few repeating chapters

6mth
Other Reviews
13th_Night
13th_NightLv13

Translator of this work heavily relies on MTL. The chapter orders are messed up. It's go back and forth. the same rank are also differently translated. I hope the translator do his work probably.

3yr

SiegV
SiegVLv15

5 star because it's a Master-Disciples type of novel. Hopefully it would be translated and not just be here as a false hope.................

4yr
erikku
erikkuLv14

System novels are my guilty pleasures, especially those that have master and disciple progression models. Really looking forward to this hopefully it gets picked. 🌟

3yr
LordInsanity
LordInsanityLv5

Chapter order is messed up Or the author has no idea on how to make a book One chapter the MC goes to some genius who's had his talent sealed to take him away, the next chapter the genius is taking the sect disciple admission test, the next chapter genius acknowledges MC as his master, the next chapter genius begs MC to make him his disciple. Either translator problem with chapter sequences or bad writing. MC has a sign in system with a disciple system Every special disciple he gets will give him a reward. MC reborn in a wuxia world as a direct disciple of a peak in a sect. Nothing else so far.

3yr
Sid_Webbo
Sid_WebboLv2

I dont know what is even happening in this novel. Its like the TLs are putting the original version and a plagerised version in the same book. There are chapters where they are litterally just doing the same things with about 2 paragraphs words worth of difference. Dunno whether author or TLs are just trying to pad the chapter count.

3yr
Mythfury
MythfuryLv6

Again people spamming 5 🌟 rating even before this Novel released any chapter. Storyline is interesting but translation Quality is bad...... I hope this will be good and more chapter released. such a few chapters doesn't show us much.

3yr
IAmWeed
IAmWeedLv13

Chapters are in badly need of proof reading How webnovel novels have degenerated .................awdqwqrhirheifshfsdifbsifhsofoiw;egfio;wheoifio;ahef;ioahef

3yr
Skabold
SkaboldLv13

Some chapter are like X happend then next chapter they do X again but change the place, how people meet etc. Like author had 2 ideas but forget about it. Nobody ever proof read it and its awful. some chapters are in the wrong order. That kind of poor work is becoming more and more popular on webnovel....... Its sad cause master/disciple are one 9f my fav stuff

3yr
Drathys
DrathysLv15

Chapters are not in order, genders are not consistent, portion of chapters are pasted into others. Only those of the MTL DAO could enjoy this. It is to bad, because I liked the idea behind this story. But, I read for entertainment, not to solve literary complications. Maybe it gets better past C24. I won't know because there are plenty of other novels that put in the effort to satisfy their readers.

3yr
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