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2021-05-07 15:24

In class, the teacher asked the students to imagine they're in a battle field and write essays about their encounters. As the teacher supervised the essay writing, he finds one student idle. Teacher: Why are you not writing? Student: I got killed the moment the first bullets were shot.

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Vexas
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lol Basically all canon fodders in novels

Tyyx
TyyxLv1

lol

Lutheris_right
Lutheris_rightLv2

What a good way to troll the teacher!

Sorenmageofmareth
SorenmageofmarethLv15

why is this a five star review?

ExodusGaming555
ExodusGaming555Lv6

???

Sorenmageofmareth:why is this a five star review?
DaoistuTJDjH
DaoistuTJDjHLv2

Hm hm son write down in 1k words how have you died ....

Fates_Bitch
Fates_BitchLv4

#almostallweebians

RedNose
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MoreMercury76
MoreMercury76Lv14

what this have to do with the novel

Sullivan_Hector
Sullivan_HectorLv4

To give you an idea regarding the quality of the novel let me preview chapter 29. Chapter 29 is where Chris (a female instructor, btw what kind of female name is this??) and Chris (a male student) meet and interact. "Chris looks at Chris in surprise". Absolutely brilliant sentences 😂😂 Overall, horrible writing. Too many inconsistencies. And poor development.

Badz_Baddy
Badz_BaddyLv13

I broke the 69 like count.

Vexas:lol Basically all canon fodders in novels
Glezeri
GlezeriLv15

Just like me whenever I try to play CoD or Fortnite, I always die before knowing what happened

JohnLloyd_Reader
JohnLloyd_ReaderLv1

I'll copy- share this thank you!

lolphh
lolphhLv15

My PC would instantaneously if I try to start fortnite😂

Glezeri:Just like me whenever I try to play CoD or Fortnite, I always die before knowing what happened
JustPassingBy
JustPassingByLv5

This is exactly me when I play Valorant 😆

Cheng_Vang
Cheng_VangLv15

Chris(female) can be short for Christa.

Sullivan_Hector:To give you an idea regarding the quality of the novel let me preview chapter 29. Chapter 29 is where Chris (a female instructor, btw what kind of female name is this??) and Chris (a male student) meet and interact. "Chris looks at Chris in surprise". Absolutely brilliant sentences 😂😂 Overall, horrible writing. Too many inconsistencies. And poor development.
stonedinthis_life
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This review seems to be better than the actual story.

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