Shameless author review here. Yep, it's a thing. I am my own harshest critic, but I believe this story to be brilliant. And trust me, I'm not the only one. I have recently been to the future with a time travelling device and I have brought back some of the feedback my hit novel received from some of the world's most respected reviewers: ***That Random Blind Guy Who Lives in a Train Station Bathroom called it "The single greatest work of fiction he has ever seen!" and he fixed his blind eyes just so that he could "read the damn thing!" ***The New York Times fired their entire roster of journalists and started printing fiction just so that they could "Print Easy Tiger's masterpiece". ***Roger Ebert's clone called it an "action-packed spectacle that will have action-junkies the world over squealing in giddy delight!" ***The Pope references it in the new bible because it was "just that damn good!" ***Hollywood are fighting over the rights to a screenplay because it is a "action-packed thrill-ride in a fictional world filled with unlimited potential." ***President Trump Jr has made the work compulsory reading for all High school students as he considered it a "masterpiece of action literature unseen since Shakespeare". ***The novel also saved the global economy from Covid-19 as "90% of the world's population have rushed out to buy themselves a physical copy". So there you have it. Your enjoyment of this work is guaranteed. So go ahead and give it a go! If you don't trust me, trust in the future.
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