Review Detail of LXIX in Isekai Absolute Copy and Online Shopping

Author I am not a professional. If you don't need it it's okay.

Ugh! My head hurts... What the hell happened? and what is that light? did I die? I... I guess not... because I can still feel some pain? Let me introduce myself. My name is Alex, I'm an ordinary man that you could find anywhere on Earth. I have lived a solitary life in a rural area that has a low number of population. But this night, standing on the balcony of my house, checking an online shopping site with my phone. All of a sudden, a meteorite fell right in front of my face! And for some reason, I found out that I didn't die...I guess everything is okay, uh, maybe? Thinking about it, that meteorite is truly a piece of shit! Why did it fell to my face? It-it surely is a punishment of heaven... Was it because I copied another site's novel translation? And worse of all, w-without the t-translator's consent? But, even if they have a grudge on me? Why the hell did you pray for a meteorite? It fell! not just anywhere, but right in my fucking face! Eh, wait a minute... If the meteorite really fell straight in my face, how come I am still alive? Come to think of it, where am I? This unfamiliar place... It looks like I'm not in the area around my house... I looked at my surroundings, there I saw dense trees and wilderness that surrounds me. And when I looked closer, I found out that there was some strange plantation that I never saw on Earth! The ****? Am I in a fantasy world? On top of that, I am in a jungle out of nowhere! [This... this is absolutely an Isekai cliche! Meteor-kun sure is nice to send me to an Isekai world,] (This line should be removed.) [But my family, what will happen to them? A sad look appeared on my face and] (My suggestion) without realizing it, my mind tried to escape the blurry(let's change that to sad) reality in front me, and made sure to start thinking positively. [I knew that if somehow this is the typical cliche, the story won't start without the guidance from the goddess, {..?} and that surviving in this world is a very difficult thing.] Let us change that. If this is how I think stories usually go, then shouldn't there be someone who will be talking in front me? Someone who will guide me in this world? Saving the world from some kind of? I don't know... Let's check the situation for now, oh yeah! In a novel, the protagonist can check their status similar to a video game, maybe I have one? for now let's try it. Check Status..! eh? I guess nothing happened... okay, one more try! Status Open! TRIRIRING... {Status} Name: Alex [Suggest for a Surname] Age: 26 Job: None Titles: Otherworlder [Maybe visitor or stick with the current one] LVL: 1 HP: 100 MP: 100 STR: 10 AGI: 10 INT: 10: [Should change that but oh well. It may looked like mc is dumb] ATK: 20 MATK: 20? DEF: 0 [I know that I do not have any right, but a 0 defense means a stick? lol] Items: T-shirt, Pants, Sandal Skill: Absolute Copy I [Unique] Online shopping I [Mythical] What? It seriously came out haha... Let me think, hmm... it seems that I really got transported to another world. And this status window sure looks like a common MMORPG game that I like to play back on Earth. This title, as expected, I am a visitor [Otherworlder] Question is... Am I the only one in this fantasy world? Sigh, for now let's inspect the title and skill that I have. {Status} Titles: Otherworlder: A title for a being that is not originally from this planet Level up rate increased to 100% [I'm a god] and automatically appraise any object in sight. Job advancement is free, Absolute Copy 1 [Unique] Copy any skill of a target with a maximum of 5 skills. If full, replace another skill to an existing one. Skill slot: 0/5 Online Shopping I: With one click, you can get your item delivered for free! What are you waiting for? Order Now! Uh... the hell? I understand the first two skill, but what the hell is up with the online shopping!? It's definitely an advertisement no matter how you look at it. Sigh... Anyways, it seems like a convenient skill. Let's check it for now. TRING! I heard a weird sound that came to my mind before seeing an online shopping site that used to be on my phone. What? They have everything on sale, wait... all this items... all of this items can be found on earth! What the ****? [Yeah what the ****] and they even have a fast-food delivery! Hahahahaha, with this, I can live leisurely in this fantasy world! I will never be hungry. [Amen] Wait a minute... I need this world's money to top up... I don't have money, and I am in the middle of nowhere, ****! Anyways, let's get out of here first so I can find some traces of civilization. Isekai...! Here we go!